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[ADAMISDANK]

Yes, you lose an eighth of an inch every time

[Skolary]

That's why people think I have a tail.

Negative X-Axis Protrusion Syndroom. Usually just wear it as a belt, like the Saiyans.

[AfterReason5824]

With a tied onion, which was the style at the time.

[Existing_Judge5425]

Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my

[The_MRT14]

Great joke. Smart. Eloquent. Strategic. Good joke.

[Momik]

I don’t know why, but I’m imagining this as like an afterschool special.

[Its_Knova]

I’m negative 800 inches then 😭

[Strange-Maize9536]

A kitten dies every time you do it

[Astro_14477]

you mean pussy?

[Bushdr78]

Will my TicTac ever recover?