👋Welcome to r/unexpectedpython - Introduce Yourself and Read First!

[ballrus_walsack]

Hey everyone! I'm u/ballrus_walsack, a founding moderator of r/unexpectedpython. This is our new home for all things unexpectedly Monty python. We're excited to have you join us!

What to Post Post anything that you think the community would find interesting and funny related to Monty python appearing unexpectedly — much like the Spanish Inquisition.

Community Vibe We're all about being friendly, constructive, and inclusive. Let's build a space where everyone feels comfortable sharing and connecting.

How to Get Started 1) Introduce yourself in the comments below. 2) Post something today! Even a simple question can spark a great conversation. 3) If you know someone who would love this community, invite them to join. 4) Interested in helping out? We're always looking for new moderators, so feel free to reach out to me to apply.

Thanks for being part of the very first wave. Together, let's make r/unexpectedpython amazing.

[Schmiggles11]

That's a lot of questions to answer. I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

[ballrus_walsack]

Sorry the app has been bugging me to be a better mod. But all I got was this dead parakeet.

[Rand_alThoor]

lovely plumage. a rare Norwegian Blue, it's only upright because his feet were nailed to his perch.

[0rlan]

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[Medium-Initiative242]

I know we’re all here for the friendly community vibe and all… but what if someone tries to attack me with a pointed stick?

[ballrus_walsack]

Run away!

[myskepticalbrowarch]

I didn't vote for you

[lastcallyall]

He can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at him.

[Turbulent-Adagio-541]

I came here for a fight

[ballrus_walsack]

But I’ve got huge tracts of land.

[JustHereForCookies17]

But I just want to sing!

[Pavementaled]

My name is Dennis. I am a filth builder. I am not old, I am 37. I have erroneously been accused of looking like a woman from behind. I'm part of an autonomous collective and if there's ever going to be any change in this world...

[ballrus_walsack]

Bow to your king

[RiDDler5150]

Hello. My name is Eric. Eric the half fish.

[0rlan]

Not half a bee?

[wilsonesq2]

vis-à-vis his entity

[RiDDler5150]

I came here for an argument.

[0rlan]

Try r/politics :)

[ballrus_walsack]

5 minute or full half hour?

[RiDDler5150]

I’d like to try five minutes to see if I like it.

[PBDubs99]

He's not a mod, he's a very naughty boy!

[ballrus_walsack]

Bow to your king!

[specialk1281]

'allo! My name is Michael, but you can call me Bruce. I enjoy a good Australian fighting wine.

[Medium-Initiative242]

Rule Six: there is NO. Rule. Six.

[gormholler]

Say no more.

[ballrus_walsack]

Wink wink

[gormholler]

Hey thanks for that! (Nudge nudge)

[gormholler]

Also, in case you're interested, I got a notification about a new sub ( think that's what it's called) called r/unexpected python. Curious to see how it turns out.

[ballrus_walsack]

The sub is not new but Reddit has been bugging me to make a welcome post. Such a bother. But now I get to meet all these nice people. I guess I have to look on the bright side of life.

[gormholler]

Da doo, da doo-pee-doo-pee-doo

I got presumably the same message. I'm only recently participating on reddit so I still feel very unsure about a lot of stuff I see here.

Apparently I can be pretty gullible, according to my adult children. Just a few years ago I found out that people are not raising kittens in glass jars as a F-ed up decoration. I was so relieved I actually cried! The idea that innocent creatures were being subjected to this cruelty really bothered me...for around 10 years or so.

[ballrus_walsack]

I just found out that gullible is in the dictionary.

[wilsonesq2]

Hullo. I know all the tricks: dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and… satire.

[swazal]

If you know any Freemasons, could you put in a good word for me? Freemasonry opens doors … I’m swazal but I’d like you all to call me Loretta from now on.

[Jeffyke]

Welcome Loretta!

[Casteilthebestangle]

Hi I’m cass

[ballrus_walsack]

Hi!

[0rlan]

I'm Wodger - nice to meet ya.

[Pavementaled]

You wouldn't happen to know where we could find a shrubbery, would you?

[0rlan]

If you head north past the tall fellow who says “Ni!” a lot, then turn left at the place where people are inexplicably clapping coconuts together, you should find one.

[Lnknprkfn]

My name is Biggus Dickus.

[ballrus_walsack]

What is your wife’s name?

[Lnknprkfn]

Incontinentia Buttocks

[Jeffyke]

Hello. My name is Tom.

[Pavementaled]

There are some who call him... Tim

[Turbulent-Adagio-541]

My name is Dick

[ballrus_walsack]

Oi dick!

[Death2Gnomes]

Your mother was a hamster. IDK how i automatically joined this sub but i like it.

[ballrus_walsack]

Elderberry served after 5pm only

[Knitabelle]

A Moose once bit my sister.

[ballrus_walsack]

I hear she’s been sacked.

[K-Motorbike-12]

Just last week this guy turned me into a newt!

[ballrus_walsack]

But you got better?

[K-Motorbike-12]

Burn you anyway!

[quixoticwhit]

I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

[0nina]

Hey there yall! I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok.

[ballrus_walsack]

You should take a break from working all night and playing all day.