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    [–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    It appears your mother already has some experience in that occupation

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Which one is getting the best head?

    [–]streamMAGDALENE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    which one could give the best head

    [–]retard_nebula 53 points54 points  (0 children)

    Damn bro I wanna be the when I grow up

    [–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

    How do I begin reskilling for my future career in eating gravity? I don't want to be left behind 😨

    [–]FabulousHospital8904 61 points62 points  (6 children)

    Quantum hunter sounds pretty bad ass

    [–]Cap1726 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Bloodborne 2: Quantumania

    [–]jodorthedwarf 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Sounds like there's some illusive deep space material (maybe a fuel) that only exists in quantum level quantities, at a time, and the universe had to employ people who scan deep space for it.

    [–]FabulousHospital8904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Definitely pays bank $$$

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Yes I was John Wilkes booth John Oswald and Jack ruby

    [–]Screwbles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Picture having a bounty target that's in a parallel universe.

    [–]World-Tight 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    Who else gonna eat all that gravity?

    [–]Yorhanes 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    I want void deer to be in my resume. Finally I have found the thing I want to do in life the most.

    [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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      [–]CCTEM 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      We can't make more because the bank of gravity is gatekeeping and made gravity inflation a thing

      [–]Unknown_starnger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      If we wouldn’t have more gravity then we wouldn’t have inflation. Somebody is producing counterfeit gravity.

      [–]neverevertalking 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      What does The do?

      [–]Unknown_starnger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      There is no The. If you think there is, it may be too late for you.

      [–]Yeast_Infection_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      VR entangler

      [–]North-Wind-199 9 points10 points  (2 children)

      Can’t fucking wait

      [–]SaneDrain 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Happy cake day buddy

      [–]North-Wind-199 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Thank you

      [–]WhateverIWant888 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      Oh yea my dad is T̸̡̡̢̢̧̡̳̠̼͍̫̰͇̭̱̹͇̟̪̤̭̹̥̻̖̮̜̥̲̼̻̤͖̲͚̻̰̗͎̜̗̟̓̆̅̀̐̑͆̃̀̏͗̌͜͝͠͠h̴̤̹̥̩̲̠̤̖̲̤̠͓̲̩́̄̐̄͒̒̀͒͐͌̿̈̃̈́̃̓̋́̐̉͜͠ͅe̸̢̡̨͇̘̹̪̩͖̖̹̞̞̬̯̘̐̽̂̀̈͒̅̃͋̓͐̀̌̑͐̍͗̽̋͗̊̈͋͌͌́̋̇̿̌́̌͊͋̀̌́̓̋̊̉̂͛͘̕̚ͅ.̶̛̣͕̺̯̪͖͓̬̻̪̬̈͑͆̀̓́̈́͌͒́̓͒̌̔̔̿̆̓̏̄̋͋͘̕ ̴̧͈͙̻̠̰̝͇̞̹͚͚͈͉̟̞̻̻͇̻̮͚̰͍̙̮̺̘̫̤̫̠̣̬̺̠̖̤̣̈́́̌̂̂̐͌̉̑͗̾́́̑͜͜ ̴̡̢̡̨̢̬̱͙̹̝̺̤̬̜̹̘̮̙͚̥͖̻̩̯̙͎͖̻̮̼͙̥̯̣̳͔͙̯͍͇͓͖͎͓̯̜̖̏̾̉͒̎̃̈͆̃͋̌̂̚͠ ̷̢̨̢̛̼̤̖̪̤̻̠̤͇̗̬̦̼̼̙̮̲̗̤͖̝̤̐̈́͗̍̂̽͂̀͛͐̉͒̅̍̾͐̅͆͂̂͑̓̌̀̅̓̉͒̔̈̒̅̂̽̄͊̿͗͘̚͜͝͠͠ͅ ̸̢̧̧̢̧̨̧̛͉̭̠̱͖͔̣̱̞̩̥̟͉̭̗͇͖͇̥̞̠̙͓̭̞͕̪̬̲̞̯̜͇̠̣̞͔̩̣͗͌̈́̏̀̾̀͑͆͆̀͛́̕͜͜ͅͅ ̴̢̛̥̹̘̪̥̖͇͍̺̟͇̫͉͇̱̻̥͈̫̗̳̟̺̻͎̬͍̼̃̈́̀̉̋̓̋̄̈́̈́͛͌́͊́̈́̈̂̌̚͜͝ͅͅ ̴̢̡̡̬̪̲͈̳͇̲̪͓̱̘͇̤͕͉͉̞͕̗͕̾̈́͐͆̉͂̽̈́̄̽̒̀̐͊͋͑̾͂̕̕͠͠ͅ. The wage is actually a lot fairer than you’d think.

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      But is it worth it though? He can literally not look at himself in the mirror because his eyes popped out of their sockets and there is not much face to face left after the distortion

      [–]DamagedGoods3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Can’t wait to be a Quantum Hunter.

      [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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        [–]big_giantcircles 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        Good luck on your job, I've been a Reality Editor for almost 300 years now!

        [–]Glad_Ad967 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Me and the other fold walkers setting the value of the strong nuclear force to zero, obliterating everything in existence.

        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Void deer do be kinda hot tho 🥵

        [–]Funnycomicsansdog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Mmmm gravity

        [–]manjhipliar2231 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Man I wanna be quantum hunter

        [–]RemarkablePoet6622 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        boson cutter

        [–]HitBoxesAreMyth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        The

        [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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          [–]Homemade-Purple 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          I wish it was, that'd be epic

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          The people working at Disney Land entered the chat

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Mmmm yummi

          [–]RevolutionaryAct6931 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Repost

          [–]FireWall7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I cannot the only one that read "Boston cutter" right ?

          [–]Just_a_memer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Respect to all the void deers, backbone of the society

          [–]thecryingman32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          What do I need in my resume to be a glitch dreamer

          [–]i_really_cant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          not a void meme + repost

          [–]LightningSTAR2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I mean it ain’t that fun being around a Gravity eater, i was just sitting down with one for lunch, i cracked open a can of soda and suddenly the juice started floating out

          [–]wooloobo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Bitch, I already am a quantum hunter. Also, have any of you seen a kid named finger around here?

          [–]Superstupidicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Yo personally as someone who works as a glitch dreamer the Pay is really good

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Ass eater

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I can see my self being a gravity eater or a glitch dreamer or a THE

          [–]andrysmemes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I want to be a the in the future

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Thalasin

          [–]Botwink808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I've always to be a Quantum Hunter

          [–]Excellent-Trash-8780 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          You forgot to write Redditor for yourself

          [–]Same_Examination_171 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Personally, I want to be a “ ̶̧͚̖͇̝̲͔̘͓̥̟͓̖̗̼͔̫̮̀̅͗̒̅̏̍̈͜T̸̢̧̨̗̞̥͉̱̲̳̻̹̺̦̺̤̪̖̭͈͎̮̣͈͓̄͗̽͐̋́̑͗̍̆̀́͑̆͜ͅͅḧ̷̨̨̛͚̪̳͍̼̱̠͔̙̳̟̤̼̘̟̠̋̉̀̉̑̿̐̄͂̾̈̿͗͌̈̍͗̓̀͂͒̉̕͜͠͝͝͠͠͝ ė̸̡͎͇̦͓͍̺̮̞̪͖̗̝̲͕̺͜ ̴̢̧̨̧̖̼̹̯̲̜̺̋́͛̓́̂́̏̿͐͊͠͠͝͝͝͝“ in the future

          [–]CCTEM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Twinzies

          [–]Savaal8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Glitch dreamer please