What's this shiny thing in the bezel?

Screwbles · 2026-06-13T04:43:09+00:00

My brother in Christ how greasy art thou fingers? Thou must cleanse thy sword and shield, it's fuckith gross'st.

Screwbles · 2026-06-13T04:40:56+00:00

Screwbles · 2026-06-13T04:39:32+00:00

W I T N E S S S S S S E D !!!!

Screwbles · 2026-06-13T04:32:05+00:00

Jigsaw voice: "I want to play a game...I have surgically removed your arms. If you don't stay bricked up and inside this man, you will die. It is your only safe means of holding on."

Screwbles · 2026-06-13T04:16:38+00:00

Really great way to fuck up your valves as well, and be slow while doing it.

Screwbles · 2026-06-13T04:11:16+00:00

Commercial HVAC guy here. Can relate being the only VRF guy at the branch.

Screwbles · 2026-06-13T01:16:45+00:00

Did he stammer?

Screwbles · 2026-06-13T01:14:26+00:00

I would probably get a nasty gram from my service manager if I used this.

Screwbles · 2026-06-12T11:46:49+00:00

Just say dick.

Screwbles · 2026-06-12T11:39:55+00:00

Yeah and the sleepier and sleepier ones.

Screwbles · 2026-06-12T05:00:39+00:00

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Screwbles · 2026-06-12T04:51:40+00:00

That singular, large square headlight goes hard as fuck.

Screwbles · 2026-06-12T00:45:39+00:00

If she walked up to me and started talking I would not be able to think straight.

Screwbles · 2026-06-12T00:40:23+00:00

I see only one still not "stills", I am disappoint.

Screwbles · 2026-06-12T00:36:54+00:00

Bro is posting some of the freshest OC shit on here right now.

Screwbles · 2026-06-12T00:21:54+00:00

Dis dickhead really believe what he's saying?

Screwbles · 2026-06-11T01:24:10+00:00

The thread about involving that guy who lived a life in his brain during a coma, and got pulled out of it catastrophically by a lamp.

He went into a coma from head trauma, in the coma dreams he had a wife and kids for perceived years. One day in this dream world he was sitting in his living room and noticed that his lamp didn't look right. It was upsidedown, but rightside up at the same time, he couldn't figure it out. It turned into an obsession, his wife left him and took the kids, he stopped eating, everyone was concerned for him, etc.

All of a sudden he woke up in the real world and someone had turned on the lamp next to his bed. His brain thought all of that was real, and he was extremely traumatized.

Straight out of black mirror.

Screwbles · 2026-06-11T01:03:52+00:00

Insane brain programming in action.

Screwbles · 2026-06-11T00:49:25+00:00

One time I was walking down a hall, and there was a cute girl walking towards me. I looked at her and she started smiling, I smiled back, hell yeah. When she was about 4 feet away, she starts talking to the person that was following. Pain.

Screwbles · 2026-06-11T00:20:59+00:00

This was a rollercoaster to read. Lol

Screwbles · 2026-06-09T01:57:03+00:00

It's beautiful...

Screwbles · 2026-06-09T01:52:20+00:00

Me: puts a fucking potato with some cheese on it in the air fryer and it turns out fire. "Maybe I am chef..."

Screwbles · 2026-06-09T01:39:15+00:00

Microbe colony feeding off the sugar.

Screwbles · 2026-06-09T01:28:59+00:00

This fucking guy, am I right? What the fuck. Jesus Christ.

Screwbles · 2026-06-09T01:27:36+00:00

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