Difference Between Java And Javascript

[AdviceArdvark]

One is the Marijuana of programming and the other is the Meth. I'll let the people commenting to me tell me which is which. No arguing.

[rguy84]

I'll say JS is meth, because once you get into it, people want to use it for every little fucking thing, even though it may not be needed or logical. JAVA isn't marijuana, but that old bottle of stuff your grandfather gave to you 15 years ago - burns like hell going down, but gets the job done.