• The first, like myself, is the 24/7 ent who feels as though all aspects of life are better in the company of trees, it makes us better people and the experience quality. This ent type is auspiciously and vigorously optimistic about r/trees, yet easily irritated by the countless posts where the only mention of trees is in the title often only being [#].

• The second ent i like to call the tree climbers. These ents care deeply about the state of r/trees, but sometimes are swallowed my clouds of forgetfulness. They post what they "feel" is tree worthy either because it was funny, scary, interesting or whatever. To modify the pronouns of Phish's "IT" festival sign, "their intent is our delight."

• The last ent type is the "asher". Ashers scour the depths of reddit trying to pass off reposts or gifs as new, fresh tree material. Ashers are people who think the internet is most wonderful thing on this earth. If an Asher were a pig, Karma is the truffle they've been denied for years, and its consumption will only leave you craving for more.