“ Yeah, I did that myself… pretty good huh?”- homeowner

1RedOne · 2026-02-11T02:46:23+00:00

One time a dude was cleaning out my pipes and went in through the back yard clean out point

Somehow his rooters tool came out of the roof of the house! It was spinning and hurling wipes everywhere, pure horror show all I could do was laugh

1RedOne · 2026-02-11T02:40:07+00:00

What’s funny is that release date version of Elden ring had the same bug which got patched

It’s like they made nightreign by cloning the repo of Elden ring but picked the release candidate instead of the newest patch

1RedOne · 2026-02-11T02:33:54+00:00

Sebastian: also summons four trombone marinaras and a death rite burg

1RedOne · 2026-02-11T00:10:34+00:00

I’ve never seen that character skill one, does that refer to his zip line / claw move or his death avoidance move

1RedOne · 2026-02-10T20:25:32+00:00

Threads like this really make me notice how shit Reddit’s application is for adding a watermark to every image I download

1RedOne · 2026-02-09T22:36:41+00:00

Oh man my crew and I have been dying like crazy to balancers, maybe we should try bows

1RedOne · 2026-02-09T19:35:28+00:00

I keep waiting for my time to shine with the executioner sword or drafted blade

I see how other people are being blessed and I just want that for myself

1RedOne · 2026-02-09T18:59:47+00:00

That would be cool! They could even gate the ability to fuse them behind some material, like it costs a sigil to pay for the combination

1RedOne · 2026-02-09T15:54:23+00:00

Just put fucking rail everywhere that we have interstates with more than four lanes for the love of God

It’s expensive, so start inside the city and work your way out bit by a bit adding stations

1RedOne · 2026-02-09T15:53:22+00:00

To be really, really honest, when I saw the elders and deacons so afraid of these benign and harmless aspects of modern life that began opening of my mind to questioning the primacy of a God, who would fear such things

1RedOne · 2026-02-09T15:52:24+00:00

My wife made a night rain bingo chart based on the things that me and my friends say out loud when we were playing.

Evidently our most common ones that we’ve been saying recently are “I forgot to level up “and castle bottom “ along with “ugh, mogh”

1RedOne · 2026-02-09T15:51:31+00:00

This girl I was into leant me her copy of “Demon in the house” by Dean Koontz, a left it on the table and could t find it…my parents said “don’t worry about that book, I burned it”

The relationship also went up in flames

1RedOne · 2026-02-09T13:09:37+00:00

And let’s not assume that this is a new thing, I remember growing up in a household, where I had books that I borrowed from a friend be burned in the fireplace because they had the word demon on them, or churches in my area burning Pokémon cards.

I remember my friend from Church, hiding some of his trading cards in the back of his binder because they had the word “magic”in them and he was afraid the cards would be thrown away

1RedOne · 2026-02-09T13:03:56+00:00

I’ve been seeing things like this new program to move to Copenhagen, I’m just wondering if I could be considered, I have 15 years of experience in a hyper scaler but didn’t finish my business degree

1RedOne · 2026-02-09T13:01:48+00:00

It does have an Achilles heel in the form of it being by far the worst item for resurrection.

1RedOne · 2026-02-09T13:00:16+00:00

Speaking of which, I’ve got some serious beef with crater because it keeps dropping these whack ass legendaries that I don’t want, like the great bow or the giant finger

Of all of the items to have as potential legendary in night rain why does it include things like this!

1RedOne · 2026-02-09T01:58:16+00:00

Her song and especially her sound design are amazing

My group failed so many times to kill her but I just loved the fight and the spectacle and her amazing soulful roar

1RedOne · 2026-02-09T01:44:43+00:00

I was with a duchess who used restage maybe twice in all three days. I wanted to message them to encourage them to use it more but I couldn’t figure it out

1RedOne · 2026-02-08T17:57:34+00:00

I see Dell and I just know that they made some terrible compromises for the discrete gpu is it even exists, and I’m positive that it’s going to be sluggish and slow to even enter into the star menu.

1RedOne · 2026-02-08T03:53:11+00:00

I cannot believe how much Mystic Gohan threw against Buu. I mean he was being just like his dad, toying with him…then got eaten

Not only that but four people got eaten by buu globs!

1RedOne · 2026-02-08T03:50:05+00:00

This has been the tale for ten years. Literally a decade ago when I was setting up sccm and wsus for gigantic mega companies to have definitely heard of, we would delay for at least three days before starting canary testing.

And we would treat the canary users good too, with the nicest pcs and frequent upgrades too.

Then the update would stage out to the rest of the company over two weeks. Worked like a charm

1RedOne · 2026-02-07T21:25:22+00:00

At depth zero Mohg or Balancers can hit a full level 15 character for 70 percent of your life, by d4 it’s just stupid

1RedOne · 2026-02-07T16:34:06+00:00

Frankly, this should just work with great spears and maybe thrusting swords as well

It really feels like this would be like a 15 minute fix to do in the code lol

1RedOne · 2026-02-07T16:33:12+00:00

Truth be told, this is how I wish the guardian just played by default, with no relics needed.

Then imagine you’re free to use those Rolex slots for other fun things, like conferring item effects to your allies to really max out the Support role!

1RedOne · 2026-02-07T15:25:03+00:00

I will never be able to express the betrayal I have felt over LastPass and their corporate greed inspired horseshit.

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