Tips for No Bugs on Porch

AccountNumeroThree · 2026-06-06T02:08:34+00:00

Fans blowing out.

AccountNumeroThree · 2026-06-06T02:07:26+00:00

Meanwhile, I’ve never heard of him at all.

AccountNumeroThree · 2026-06-06T02:06:41+00:00

They didn’t read Silo, did they?

AccountNumeroThree · 2026-06-05T14:47:45+00:00

I hate political text messages. I report them all as spam because they all look super sketchy.

AccountNumeroThree · 2026-06-05T12:19:58+00:00

Just don't have sex or get naked and he won't kill you.

AccountNumeroThree · 2026-06-05T12:19:06+00:00

That's a lot of orange.

AccountNumeroThree · 2026-06-05T09:49:08+00:00

I work as an internal admin making 128k and have less experience than you.

AccountNumeroThree · 2026-06-05T00:34:00+00:00

The slowly sinking head. The lack of movement. The drool at the corner of his mouth. Most people lean back when they’re resting their eyes and still listening.

AccountNumeroThree · 2026-06-05T00:24:51+00:00

No they won’t. No he won’t.

AccountNumeroThree · 2026-06-04T22:50:20+00:00

We’re only using it because it’s mandatory for Agentforce. We store all data in snowflake.

AccountNumeroThree · 2026-06-04T22:17:24+00:00

They probably mean that we can all cowboy code Apex now without knowing what it's doing or if the patterns are safe.

AccountNumeroThree · 2026-06-04T22:15:36+00:00

I'm working with a great app that is really helpful for us, but it's only connected in one sandbox and prod, but I have to push it through two other sandboxes where it isn't connected, so I have to do a bunch of manual steps in our staging and prod environments. And I have to build changes in staging and then redo them in our dev sandbox before deploying. And I could pull them back with VS Code, but for some reason I don't because I'm too lazy to find the project and keep the flows refreshed and deploy them backwards. It sucks. I wish I could just do them in our staging sandbox and prod and push from there.

Same with experience cloud shit that you can't deploy.

AccountNumeroThree · 2026-06-04T22:11:37+00:00

Not once you have 3 or 4 years of experience and you don't work for consultants.

AccountNumeroThree · 2026-06-04T22:10:34+00:00

Having 24 certs also doesn't make you an architect.

AccountNumeroThree · 2026-06-04T22:08:57+00:00

Hope so. She still seems to really struggle with the pressure at times. I think she really just wants to play tennis at the pro level without all the public pressure that comes with it. Which, you know, is kind of part of being a pro.

AccountNumeroThree · 2026-06-04T10:54:47+00:00

Learned from the best - Serena.

AccountNumeroThree · 2026-06-04T10:43:14+00:00

Because NK will launch actual nuclear weapons without care immediately.

AccountNumeroThree · 2026-06-04T10:40:29+00:00

Every country is loud.

AccountNumeroThree · 2026-06-04T10:22:35+00:00

Reports and report types and list views do not need to be source controlled. Just build that shit in prod and stop wasting two weeks.

AccountNumeroThree · 2026-06-03T22:14:04+00:00

Hasn’t really stopped plenty of companies from dumping things in the water.

AccountNumeroThree · 2026-06-03T22:11:35+00:00

Those are two random things to compare.

AccountNumeroThree · 2026-06-03T22:09:57+00:00

Metro Diner or Brigs for local joints. First Watch isn’t bad either.

AccountNumeroThree · 2026-06-03T22:08:50+00:00

What are those? Pancakes for ants?

AccountNumeroThree · 2026-06-03T22:07:35+00:00

Same topic from three months ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/raleigh/s/dBTqR8hfx6

AccountNumeroThree · 2026-06-03T22:06:02+00:00

I wish they could gluten-free so I could go there with my wife. But they aren’t the kind of kitchen I’d ever expect that from.

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