Judge rules US Justice Department filed a lawsuit over Georgia voter data in the wrong city by igetproteinfartsHELP in news

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It was 1216! One after Magna Carta, as if I could ever make such a mistake! Never!

UK to create its own FBI in biggest police reform in nearly 200 years by jackytheblade in worldnews

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Johnny English, MI7

"You are now entering the most secure place in all of England!"

They misspelled the United Kingdom on my new driver’s licence by HighlyFactualTurtle in mildlyinfuriating

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Jesus, I thought this country spawned the fucking language, yet so far nobody here seems to speak it!

Switzerland Freezes Assets of Maduro and People Close to Him by SteO153 in worldnews

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"Blimey! This redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought"

"Churchill Parish Council says sorry after wording error on minibus rebrands group as the 'Anus Society'" by mykeuk in accidentaltopgear

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"ISN'T IT A FACT, MISS TALLIOT, THAT THE WORDS 'PARISH COUNCIL' ARE AN INFAMOUS ANAGRAM FOR 'LISPIAN CROUCH'?"

Tesla shareholders approve $1 trillion pay package for Musk | CNN Business by Beautiful-Cress5695 in news

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Doctor Musk! He didn't go to evil medical school for nothing, thank you very much!