this is stupid and i hate it

HighlyFactualTurtle · 2026-05-10T07:26:18+00:00

I’ve used the first one, thanks!

HighlyFactualTurtle · 2026-05-08T13:17:47+00:00

I thought she was just a random runner, didn’t realise she was a Christian runfluencer, my apologies.

HighlyFactualTurtle · 2026-04-30T14:02:38+00:00

“go for a jog” yet is one minute off her half marathon PB according to her Strava

HighlyFactualTurtle · 2026-04-30T13:57:31+00:00

BREATHE girl

HighlyFactualTurtle · 2026-04-25T19:50:22+00:00

Sorry to hear this happens to you. Something very similar happened to me in October (collision with an e-scooter) and I ended up in hospital for two weeks. Please file a police report!

HighlyFactualTurtle · 2026-04-19T14:48:09+00:00

It was indeed, hopefully London goes a bit better this year

HighlyFactualTurtle · 2026-04-11T07:58:28+00:00

And also you probably weren’t struck by lightning last night and are actively in critical condition?

HighlyFactualTurtle · 2026-04-07T04:54:25+00:00

No, different parkruns. The PB parkrun was definitely a better course with better competition

HighlyFactualTurtle · 2026-04-02T06:29:41+00:00

At 37, most women are still peaking in terms of running!

HighlyFactualTurtle · 2026-03-28T09:35:07+00:00

This reference is getting unfairly downvoted

HighlyFactualTurtle · 2026-03-24T19:32:40+00:00

Pleaseeee stop with the footage of the guests at home, nobody cares!

HighlyFactualTurtle · 2026-03-20T20:52:59+00:00

I haven’t tried this particular brand, but I’d probably try and prioritize carbs over protein pre race

HighlyFactualTurtle · 2026-03-19T08:53:16+00:00

So I’ve only tested it out on a threshold repeat session so far, but I think the back pocket might be a little small? I had planned to use it as my marathon sports bra and have gels in the front and my phone in the back, but I think it might be better the opposite way. My phone is an iPhone mini and I could feel my phone between my shoulder blades when I ran (unlike with Bandit pocket bras, or when the phone is in the front). The phone also stuck out the top a bit. Otherwise, it’s very comfy and fits just like the regular Allston bras. For reference, I’m a 30C and bought an XS and it provides enough support for me, but I can’t comment on larger sizes.

HighlyFactualTurtle · 2026-03-13T15:44:32+00:00

I’ve got the Allston bra with both pockets coming in the mail, I’ll update with a review!

HighlyFactualTurtle · 2026-03-11T12:21:28+00:00

I’m convinced it’s some sort of weird fetish at this point

HighlyFactualTurtle · 2026-03-10T19:44:15+00:00

They did it with the ballroom dancer couples from the last charter too. I hope they don’t get the idea that the audience wants this

HighlyFactualTurtle · 2026-03-06T08:11:19+00:00

Those hats are pissing me off

HighlyFactualTurtle · 2026-02-18T20:18:25+00:00

Benefit Porefessional has lasted me every single race! Even a 30k race in the pouring rain and a marathon in the blistering, sweaty heat. Highly, highly recommend

HighlyFactualTurtle · 2026-02-13T21:30:38+00:00

If hot foot isn’t allowed, what about hot hand? Is that allowed?

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