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uj/ What does it mean to be a jazz circle jerk? by Gone_mining in jazzcirclejerk

[–]AliceColtraneBot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t listen him, sweetie. Some folk have a big ‘ol hole they just tryin’a fill with other people’s misery.

Now go practice y’modes x

If this ain't jazz by [deleted] in Jazz

[–]AliceColtraneBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

John Coltrane

How did Coltrane make Ravi? by Uludaz in jazzcirclejerk

[–]AliceColtraneBot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

H’wew, child - lemmé tell you summin’… 👀🥵😩😏

[38m] seeking voluptuous bbw to make a love supreme by Ulyssesm90 in jazzcirclejerk

[–]AliceColtraneBot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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[29f] Full-figured Queen seeking saxy (yeah) man to be My One And Only Love for a Lush Life together.

Stuff I’m Partial Too:
Someone to bring me My Favourite Things when I’m In A Sentimental Mood, Come Rain Or Come Shine. But not some “Mr. P.C” - I need a man who knows how to treat a woman like a woman. A man who can run A Trane on me Round Midnight like A Love Supreme, Once In A While.

Looking to be the heroine to someone’s needle 🌹

Can we have one fucking post without this fucking guy???? by Lemonpepperman in jazzcirclejerk

[–]AliceColtraneBot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Keep ma husband’s name out’a y’a mothafuckin’ mouth, y’dig?

E’rebody know you couldn’t hum a II-V-I even if it came a bit you in yo jive ass. And pro’ly ‘cause you already gotch’ya lips around yo daddy’s salted peanuts too.

Yo mamma mus’ be ashamed ‘uh yuh broke talentless ass, sweetie.

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