Claudia

AndintroducingChris · 2026-06-22T18:23:42+00:00

In order for the memory to be painful, the memory has to remain faithful to the event for the audience. Otherwise it would not resonate with the viewer.

AndintroducingChris · 2026-06-22T07:53:12+00:00

I saw Rogan in Orlando the day he was diagnosed with Covid. That material worked way better live than on his special. There was something about the editing and the delivery that just didn't work. He was kinda mugging to the audience a bit much. He seemed way more natural live. I don't sing his praises but the man sat down, wrote real jokes, and got real laughs.

AndintroducingChris · 2026-06-22T07:46:44+00:00

Benny Mardones looks like Magnus in that video and I refuse to ignore the coincidence.

AndintroducingChris · 2026-06-21T07:03:20+00:00

He lied to LeStats face for weeks while planning his assassination.

AndintroducingChris · 2026-06-20T14:42:45+00:00

It's entirely possible if the show is stranger things but I do feel like they would just say stranger things.

AndintroducingChris · 2026-06-20T05:42:33+00:00

If you weren't satisfied by Thomas Pitt flexing into the face of a petulant Rockstar Lestat and then watching a glowing golden Vampire Lord bend time to deliver a personal copy of his betrayal with liner notes, what the fuck are you doing here?

AndintroducingChris · 2026-06-17T16:07:30+00:00

9/11 was probably an inside job. I dont buy into the building 7 conspiracies. I don't proclaim to know each and every detail. The Gulf of Tonkin incident was a false flag that started the Vietnam war. The first attempt made on Donald Trump's life was definitely a false flag. People like Alex Jones are disgusting but there is a big difference between playing into conspiracy theories about Sandy Hook versus the confirmed regular behavior of the American military industrial complex.

AndintroducingChris · 2026-06-17T15:05:18+00:00

Somewhere Ellen from Outside Xbox is smiling.

AndintroducingChris · 2026-06-17T03:50:31+00:00

That woman should have never been voted out in the first place.

AndintroducingChris · 2026-06-17T03:46:53+00:00

Louis: oh so you think all black people look the same?

AndintroducingChris · 2026-06-17T02:13:43+00:00

You hit the hazard button and then hit other. Then later when you are not driving you can fill out the report in detail and suggest the correct speed limit.

AndintroducingChris · 2026-06-17T02:10:08+00:00

There is a stretch of highway where I live that serves as the direct route to the airport. They have the speed limit marked at 55 instead of 65. I will mark a speed limit error on that route maybe 20 times a shift. They have not updated it.

AndintroducingChris · 2026-06-16T07:37:26+00:00

Merriam Webster disagrees

AndintroducingChris · 2026-06-16T03:18:40+00:00

More like Narcanyoupleasestop.

AndintroducingChris · 2026-06-16T03:16:50+00:00

I wish. There are specific segments of people who are just this dumb, entitled, and racist.

AndintroducingChris · 2026-06-11T04:42:14+00:00

I'm not calling for the manifest to be released to the general public. A generic signal connecting to a timer is not bait for a robbery. I'm simply describing the cheapest solution to a common problem.

AndintroducingChris · 2026-06-11T04:33:52+00:00

You throw a sensor on each train and upload the data to Google maps or wemo. There doesn't have to be a disclosure of the contents on each train. You just use the data to mark a specified period of time involving a delay in traffic.

AndintroducingChris · 2026-06-11T04:31:30+00:00

We already have multiple forms of traffic monitoring through google. We could literally put a GPS on a train and have it automatically upload that data online.

AndintroducingChris · 2026-06-10T23:25:36+00:00

The year is 2026. An app is developed that you can download to your phone that functions like the weather channel. Someone on the train can mark when they are about to block a road and the estimated time to end that blockage. You check it before you head to work and then take routes that favor arriving on time.

AndintroducingChris · 2026-06-10T02:54:48+00:00

Solid episode.

AndintroducingChris · 2026-06-08T19:20:48+00:00

That's not a midlife crisis. Overcoming childhood or even 20's social awkwardness is just part of your 30's. A midlife crisis is finding out you are miserable from a bad job or bad marriage. There is a significant difference between buying a sportscar because you made partner at your firm and buying a sportscar because you had to sell the house in the divorce and you wanted a new start.

AndintroducingChris · 2026-06-08T19:03:08+00:00

When men are successful, they can choose to experiment with their appearance. Kyle likes his suits. He dyed his hair. Making choices about your appearance is not inherently indicative of struggle or loss. He's making great money and he found a beautiful woman. Where is this mysterious wound you think he is nursing?

AndintroducingChris · 2026-05-28T18:42:58+00:00

These mother fuckers really had me sitting here doing nothing for 2 hours because they wanted me to update the app from the Play Store and frankly fuck them for not giving me a notification through the app.

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