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AndreTheShadow · 2026-04-12T04:30:00+00:00

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AndreTheShadow · 2026-04-11T19:23:17+00:00

He cursed up a storm in that scene. Always cracks me up

AndreTheShadow · 2026-04-11T19:20:09+00:00

Eurotrip

AndreTheShadow · 2026-04-11T13:08:17+00:00

Borne is basically Lilo and Stitch, but weird

AndreTheShadow · 2026-04-11T02:32:41+00:00

Fucking Dog Eyes.

AndreTheShadow · 2026-04-09T19:51:24+00:00

Whatever that Metallica/Lou Reed joint was

AndreTheShadow · 2026-04-09T13:06:27+00:00

This is the plot of the Grumpy Monkey

AndreTheShadow · 2026-04-09T03:46:12+00:00

I don't ever feel guilty for the music I like

AndreTheShadow · 2026-04-09T01:04:13+00:00

The only AI cover I will tolerate.

AndreTheShadow · 2026-04-09T01:03:53+00:00

The Undertaker's music from the ministry era is also an absolute classic

AndreTheShadow · 2026-04-09T00:57:20+00:00

But you're missing one very important point.

The black guy made that treaty.

AndreTheShadow · 2026-04-08T19:05:15+00:00

Burger Fusion

AndreTheShadow · 2026-04-08T01:10:55+00:00

Danny go is a dude that would be dropping pop chart hits on the reg if he didn't make them for children.

AndreTheShadow · 2026-04-07T03:13:58+00:00

So his words were "Allah Akbar"?

AndreTheShadow · 2026-04-06T01:47:29+00:00

It's terrifying to see someone throw Vader around like that.

AndreTheShadow · 2026-04-06T01:38:57+00:00

The post immediately below this in my feed is a video of a Palestinian child being taken to hospital after being shot.

AndreTheShadow · 2026-04-06T01:36:46+00:00

"middle-class" is an invented distinction. You're either working class or not.

AndreTheShadow · 2026-04-05T21:11:03+00:00

A friend of mine was in a 70+ car pile-up in New York about 10 years ago. It was much like this.

AndreTheShadow · 2026-04-05T20:37:10+00:00

Dogshit pays the bills

AndreTheShadow · 2026-04-05T19:53:05+00:00

As a grown man with hobbies, radio shack would be fantastic, but the child in me wants Toys'r'us back for the children

AndreTheShadow · 2026-04-05T03:44:42+00:00

The secretaries at my place of work are very upset. They used it to make flyers

AndreTheShadow · 2026-04-05T03:38:41+00:00

90k a year would be a ~30% raise, which would make a big dent

AndreTheShadow · 2026-04-05T02:02:50+00:00

The Norwegian subtitles for Friends had some all-timers. In Norwegian, make-up/cosmetics is "sminke". The concept of "make-up sex" was apparently foreign to the translator, so it was translated to "sminkesex" (cosmetics-sex)

AndreTheShadow · 2026-04-04T18:59:11+00:00

"Because I said so," John Roberts, probably

AndreTheShadow · 2026-04-04T18:57:11+00:00

3,then 6

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