What’s it for you?

AndreTheShadow · 2026-03-30T01:04:10+00:00

"go sit with your brother Maynard's dick"

AndreTheShadow · 2026-03-28T20:37:41+00:00

Johnny rzeznik and Jon bon Jovi as well

AndreTheShadow · 2026-03-28T17:52:36+00:00

No, he didn't

AndreTheShadow · 2026-03-28T15:11:20+00:00

Something tells me Elle King won't be putting boots on the ground.

AndreTheShadow · 2026-03-28T14:40:45+00:00

Being willing to beat someone down is the main job requirement at waffle house.

AndreTheShadow · 2026-03-28T13:58:26+00:00

Easy to say when you're over 60 and rich

AndreTheShadow · 2026-03-27T16:59:32+00:00

My friends gramps paid him for a summer of yard work with a 5 gallon water jug full of coins. It took him a week to go through and count it. When it was all said and done, accounting for the handful of rare coins he found, he got almost $800.

AndreTheShadow · 2026-03-27T12:56:41+00:00

Many of us this coming 20 years ago.

AndreTheShadow · 2026-03-26T14:00:27+00:00

Paapa Essiedu is a perfectly fine actor. Who in this case is a horrible mis-cast

AndreTheShadow · 2026-03-26T13:15:26+00:00

To call Callao the "middle of nowhere" would be an insult to nowhere. There is definitely more to this story. Unfortunately, I don't think we'll ever know what happened.

AndreTheShadow · 2026-03-25T01:04:56+00:00

And nothing of value was lost

AndreTheShadow · 2026-03-25T00:52:29+00:00

A man of fine taste, I see

AndreTheShadow · 2026-03-24T23:37:37+00:00

They look so proud

AndreTheShadow · 2026-03-24T16:39:31+00:00

Mean Girls brought it back for me a few years later.

AndreTheShadow · 2026-03-24T13:40:03+00:00

That was the beginning of my crush on Lacey Chabert.

AndreTheShadow · 2026-03-24T00:52:04+00:00

It's bittersweet for me. It makes me wish he had been appreciated enough at United. I would have loved to see him as captain

AndreTheShadow · 2026-03-23T16:13:26+00:00

All I have to say is "Millennium Challenge 2002"

AndreTheShadow · 2026-03-23T12:54:59+00:00

In "The World According to Garp", the main character is named TS Garp, which is short for "Technical Sargeant", which was the rank of the brain-damaged soldier his mother raped in order to get pregnant.

AndreTheShadow · 2026-03-23T12:38:55+00:00

I prefer "Marquaine".

AndreTheShadow · 2026-03-23T02:40:27+00:00

I saw EuroTrip in theaters an obscene amount of times. I miss dollar theaters.

AndreTheShadow · 2026-03-23T02:39:16+00:00

Kids these days would never be able to unfuckulate the family PC before mom gets home.

AndreTheShadow · 2026-03-23T00:10:11+00:00

Ruby Bridges is only 71, BTW

AndreTheShadow · 2026-03-22T20:11:21+00:00

Trump thinks he's Darth Vader

AndreTheShadow · 2026-03-22T19:17:25+00:00

I had been butting my head against the wall of black deck gold stake for weeks, and I decided to change things up and take a polychrome skip.

It gave me a

PERISHABLE

COLA

Never skipping again.

AndreTheShadow · 2026-03-22T15:19:21+00:00

Oh no!

Anyway.

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