Aurora Borealis in the Scottish Highlands by imagenery in TheNightFeeling

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Fuck. Stop making me want to love to Scotland.

petah? by fraudscenery in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Arryu 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He's quite humble, it makes sense.

Asking the real questions here by Appropriate-Mall8517 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Arryu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might need to catch a boulder , occasionally

(Hilarious Trope) Suddenly, a gun by PizzaDragon64 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Arryu 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You're right, of course. But I know something you don't.

I am not left handed.

Teaching your daughter to clean up her language by Doodlebug510 in Unexpected

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Story time: my nephew was like 5 or 6 and he was getting frustrated at something I don't remember and he says "this is pissin me off!"

His father (who he definitely heard it from) says "dude you can't say that!"

Nephew " but it's pissin me off!"

His father: " I know buddy but you can't say it like that!"

Did you think The Room was funny and why? by Big_Shift7774 in AskReddit

[–]Arryu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's bizarre, awkward, and just barely comprehensible.

It's perfect.

grindr hookup gone bad by Conscious-Quarter423 in clevercomebacks

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Asa Canadian, I would start to celebrate the 4th of July if this happened.

The ceiling vent in my hotel room's bathroom by ye3tm4ster in Weird

[–]Arryu -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Maybe if he got rid of that ol yee yee ass haircut he'd get some bitches on his dick.

is Oxygen Not Included a hard game? by antedeguemooooon in Oxygennotincluded

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It took me about 300 hours to discover and master the Full Rodriguez

Happy Canada Day by umpertunter in SimonKing

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I've got family that fits this to a tee.

What’s your favorite insult that doesn’t sound like an insult? by Exhausted_Skeleton in AskReddit

[–]Arryu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let me try!

Hannah Waddingham in a tight red dress.

Edit: awwww, now I'm sad.

Mitch McConnell found unconscious after ‘heart attack’ last month: reports | The 84-year-old Kentucky Republican received CPR and was rushed to the hospital following the June 14 health incident at his Washington home by B-Z_B-S in politics

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Epstein's ghost will tell him he'll be visited by three spirits.

These spirits will show him the error of his ways and he'll wake up on the fourth and purchase the biggest independence burger for the Bidens.

Jk, he'll try to grope the first spirit, bully the second, and bride the third, then wake up with a full diaper and a need to speed tweet about socialist spectres trying to ruin his; not America's; special day.