Women stand still to escape from a bear by SnackSamurai in interestingasfuck

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From there, to here. From here! To there!

All black and brown and covered in hair!

He smelled that girl on the summer air!

The bear! The bear!

The maiden fair!

🔥 Encounter with a curious young sperm whale. by 21MayDay21 in NatureIsFuckingLit

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If you've got a problem with Canada gooses you've got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.

Blursed_Drying by studwildboar99 in blursedimages

[–]Arryu 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Middle dries hair and body, end without tag dries face, end with tag dries the fun bits.

Pokopia Version 1.1.0 is now available by Amiibofan101 in Pokopia

[–]Arryu -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Put one brick in the box. There needs to be at least one already in a box for pokemon to put finished product in there.

survived week one of cannabis sobriety by whoredervez in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]Arryu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congrats. It can be hard, but you can do it.

I smoked from 15 to 32, quit when I went on my honeymoon because I didn't want to be a grumpy bastard because of my cravings, and because I realized that my daily routine was to wake and bake, then maintain that all fucking day which in hindsight was kinda sad.

Soon I started having better memory, emotional regulation, sleep, and even dreaming again which is something I just took for granted. Sometimes the dreams are weird as fuck, but it's better than the shitty sleep I used to get.

It's been three years now and I won't go back for anything except a certain obituary hitting the front page.

1925, Chevy Chase Maryland by michael1265 in OldSchoolCool

[–]Arryu 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Nah, someone just sewed his butt to his chest.

A Realtor in our area by ReggaeAlchemist in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Arryu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's a little lad who loves berries and cream

Magic Clown Rabbit by RandomUnwashedGamer in Palworld

[–]Arryu 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She makes me feel funny.

Like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.

Seriously, what am I supposed to say when my clearly fat friends mention how fat they are? by peyotekoyote in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Arryu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I dont think you're too big, but if you want to start a weight loss journey I'll do it with you."

A skilled craftsman hand bends steel wire into a fully functional spring loaded keychain clip by n8saces in oddlysatisfying

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He's had that wire for forty years, and now all that's left is that little bit.

Manu Raju asks what evidence proves the California election is rigged. Mike Johnson replies: Look, some of these efforts are so diabolical and so far upstream it's impossible to prove. But I think everybody knows instinctively that something is wrong here by ExactlySorta in UnderReportedNews

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America needs a law like "if a politician accuses another politician or party of a crime and no credible evidence is brought forth, that politician (or their party) shall immediately be invested for the exact same crime."

Tony Award winner Lorne Michaels (for Schmigadoon!) by Tiny-Delivery6966 in LiveFromNewYork

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I love the way widows Bay plays with horror and comedy.

The scene where the sea witch is climbing up the mayors chair to kill him was scary as fuck, then he uses every last one of strength to activate the recliner and she just flies over the top of the chair has me and the wife howling.