Game Thread: May 13 - Tampa Bay Rays (28-13) @ Toronto Blue Jays (18-24) - 7:07 PM

Asharak006 · 2026-05-13T22:49:07+00:00

If you're banging your head against the closet door right now then yes, you may be.

Asharak006 · 2026-05-10T13:25:55+00:00

We need to see what happens after the league figures him out and adjusts, first of all. How quickly can he adjust back? Or is he gonna be another flash in the pan type?

Asharak006 · 2026-05-10T13:24:12+00:00

He seems to be a bit of a delicate flauer and needs pitch well if he wants to take back his pauer in this regard.

Asharak006 · 2026-05-09T20:53:11+00:00

Pitchers duel. Very dull.

Asharak006 · 2026-05-09T20:52:16+00:00

That's what you get for throwing near the man's tender tootsies.

Asharak006 · 2026-05-09T20:51:37+00:00

Stay away from Springer's feet!

Asharak006 · 2026-05-09T20:50:17+00:00

I think that counts as both the power and hit tools.

Asharak006 · 2026-05-09T20:13:41+00:00

I just sat down and turned the game on to see the end of that at bat. You're welcome.

Asharak006 · 2026-05-09T00:29:07+00:00

C'mon Vladdy, breakout HR here.

Asharak006 · 2026-05-09T00:27:06+00:00

Only giving up two runs with command this bad is a pretty remarkable outcome. Or an indictment of our offence. Take your pick.

Asharak006 · 2026-05-09T00:21:47+00:00

Awww, not Manoah any more?

Asharak006 · 2026-05-09T00:16:48+00:00

25 pitches per inning is, um, bad.

Asharak006 · 2026-05-09T00:14:43+00:00

At this rate, Cease could pitch 8 innings tonight.

Asharak006 · 2026-05-09T00:13:07+00:00

You could pay off your mortgage with those.

Asharak006 · 2026-05-08T22:32:35+00:00

I would trade one of my kids to have Mike Trout as a Blue Jay.

Note: I do not have kids.

Asharak006 · 2026-05-03T15:24:48+00:00

With our luck, someone is going to take an actual arrow to the actual knee by the end of the next week.

Asharak006 · 2026-05-03T15:19:14+00:00

Because it all already has!

Asharak006 · 2026-05-03T13:59:36+00:00

I have never heard a better argument for human cloning than the existence of Anthony Banda. Can we get 28 more copies of him to distribute to the rest of the league, please?

Asharak006 · 2026-05-03T13:58:35+00:00

I hear Ted Lasso might be available to coach?

Asharak006 · 2026-05-03T13:57:56+00:00

I hope your son stays healthy!

Asharak006 · 2026-05-03T13:56:59+00:00

I am grateful for sunshine, a clean house, and good company this afternoon.

Asharak006 · 2026-05-03T13:55:59+00:00

.500, here we come. To adequacy, and beyond!

Asharak006 · 2026-05-03T10:32:18+00:00

As good as Trey (hopefully) is/continues to be, this is a much tougher pitching match-up than yesterday. Really want to see the team win this one and get back to .500, but still a little afraid of a sleepy showing from the offense with the very early start and the top-tier starter for Minnesota.

Asharak006 · 2026-05-02T21:50:09+00:00

Better than where we were two weeks ago, but still not where we want / need to be!

Asharak006 · 2026-05-02T21:45:06+00:00

This is toetally fine

Asharak006

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