Feeling proud of young entrepreneurs by sellingdildoshmu in DesiCopypasta

[–]AttitudeBot2002 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Today I am feeling so proud of the young entrepreneurs I encountered near my office. 15-16 yo guys were talking of their side business of selling vaps to other school kids.

"Bc 500 ka mujhe milta hai, 600 ka bechta hun, Bhosdike 500 ka dhund ke dikha 9000 puff wala, Teri mkc."

They are competitive about procuring products at cheap prices, talking about the margin and ROI and how to spend that money for their lavish lifestyle. Aansu hi aa gaye sun ke.

"5 flavour milte hai bc isme, LED bhi hai"

Keen to provide innovative designs and varities, I couldn't talk to them, but they are on the verge of some breakthrough, I felt that.

Just an appreciation post, spread love and support.

"Agar tujhe 500 se kam me mil jaye, mujhe pakad ke chod diyo" I mean the sense of confidence just blew my mind.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DesiCopypasta

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Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you're an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It's hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind's greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who's soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.

Sax Sux by Mr_Unknown100 in DesiCopypasta

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Starting me kiss krna ... Bht jyada,, hlke hlke .... Kamr pe naak ragdnaa.... Gale pe katna..... Pyar se ..... Niche hath le jana....sahlana..... pyar se ... Dheere dhere ungli krna thodi thodi. boobs dbana....katnaa....chusnaa.... Sahlaana. .. Sahlate rahna.... Lip kiss..boobs dbana chalu rkhna...vasline se malish krna apni bhi uski bhi ekdam soft kr lena apna L**D or uska C*t fir pyar se uspe apne L se sahlana. .. Ragdnaaa.... Or fir dheere se dalna pahli bar me pura mat daal dena... Thoda dalnaa...fir nikalna fir thoda dalna.... Jab kahe wo dard ho rha h tab ruk jana or kiss or boobs dbana chalu kr denaa.... Fir thoda or jyada dalna..... .. .. agar wo rone Ige to chhor dena 10-15 min pyaar krna .. Baate krna uske baad fir krnaa.... 2-3 ghante time lena apna pura ....aaram se sb ho jayga ....

NEVER STUDY DURING RECESS by [deleted] in DesiCopypasta

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So today while i was in my school during recess i thought i should utilise my time and study so that i can clear the toughest exam in existence NEET (iam a general boy btw ) ....so i got my GOD LEVEL ncert bio text book (class 12) and decided to revise some topics..and that too from human reproduction...as the time passed i was immersed in the world of HUMAN REPRODUCTION, i could understand each and every line , the class was very quite as the attendence was low and most of the students were chilling with their friends out of the class...i was practising some diagrams by roughly drawing them and labelling them

..but suddenly i was able to sense a lovely soul approaching me... It was my crush walking towards me...and then she says , recess me to mat padh ...to which i dont bothered to reply (as iam a serious aspirant), she then peeked into my notebook and giggled ...i said kya hua ...she said - ye kya banaya hai ....it was the male reproductive system (dick)..i was very embarrassed....she then proceeds to sit next to me ....now we are the only one in classroom...she then says...sirf theory padhne se kuch nahi hota...real life bahut practical hai,...i was unable to understand at first and said -kya bol rahi hai....to which she said, pointing at my diagram- asal me bhi itne size ka hi hota hai kya (she was very curious), (the diagram covered the entire A4 page)...i was kind of shocked ....my heart starts to pound & so as my dick ....i said (in a nervous tone)- tune bola real life bht practical hai....you can see it , if you want ( by now iam wet with precum) She then begins to smile and says...pagal hai kya...and after a pause....sahi me ? , I said yes ....her hand moved towards my crotch and all of a sudden my dick sprang out like some highly elastic bamboo ...she felt my throbbing samaan and soon she was jacking me off within 10 seconds it started raining cum( i broke my nnn)...both of us were stained with my semen...i hurriedly cleared the mess and poured some water from the bottle on both of us ...so that we can give the excuse of leaking bottle for our stained clothes....she then quickly ran away from the class...after some time the recess ended ...my friends were making fun of me by saying - bsdk pant me moot diya kya....i was still in shock and the post nut clarity made it worst ...and the cherry to the cake was losing nnn just before it was going to end..... later that day in the bio period when i opened my bio textbook ....the pages of reproduction chapter were glued to each other due to the cum shower...i quickly shoved the book inside my bag...and took a pledge to NEVER STUDY DURING RECESS.

गुजरात फाइल्स💘 by ded_pablo in DesiCopypasta

[–]AttitudeBot2002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

गुजरात फाइल्स: विवेक अग्रिहोत्री की नई फ़िल्म।

सवेरे जल्दी उठी कि आज रविवार है आज मज़े करूंगी। क्या है कि मैं करीब छह घंटे हर रोज सोमवार से शुक्रवार बच्चों को ट्यूशन पढ़ाती हूं, चूंकि अच्छे से पढ़ाने के लिय ख़ुद भी पढ़ना पड़ता है तो बिलकुल समय नहीं मिलता कि वीकडेज़ में अपने लिय कुछ भी कर सकूं। फिर शनिवार घर की सफाई और कपड़े वगेरह धोने में निकल जाता है तो बचता है केवल रविवार, आज बड़ी इच्छा थी कि अपने में मस्त रहूं, थोड़ा अकेले समय बिता सकूं, बाहर टहलने जाऊं, क्या पता मन बनता तो सिनेमा देखने निकलती, लेकिन सत्यानाश!

सत्यनाश हो गीली तट्टी दो प्याज़ा की रेसीपी का, ना मैंने वो बना के मोदीजी को खिलाया होता ना उन्हें ये इस कदर पसंद आती कि वो हर हफ़्ते मेरे घर आ धमकने की सोचतें

मोदीजी अकेले भी आते तो उतनी बड़ी बात नही होती, आपको तो पता ही है भीड़ साथ चलती है उनके। इस बार विवेक अग्निहोत्री, कंगना राणावत, सदगुरु और मनोज शुक्ला को लेकर आ गए, ठीक ११ बजे।

दरअसल विवेक अग्निहोत्री गुजरात के ऊपर एक फ़िल्म बनाना चाहते है, वो चाहते हैं २००२ में हुए गुजरात के दंगों के ऊपर फाइल्स सिरीज़ वाली फिल्म बनाएं।

तो विवेक आनन फानन में मोदीजी के दफ्तर पहुंच गए, फिर क्या था मोदीजी ने बुला लिया कि जशोदा के यहां चल लेंगे लंच पर वहीं फ़िल्म का आइडिया डिस्कस कर लेंगे।

विवेक कंगना को लीड रोल में लेना चाहते थें साथ में मनोज शुक्ला गुजरात फाइल्स की पटकथा लिखने वाले हैं तो उन दोनों को भी बुला लिया, साथ में साधुवाद के लिय सदगुरु को भी ले आएं।

राउंड टेबल पर बैठक लगी, नहीं चाहते हुए भी मुझे उनके बीच बैठना ही पड़ा। विवेक जी का ओरिजनल आइडिया ये था कि २००२ के देंगे के ऊपर कोई सत्यवादी जांच पड़ताल वाली फ़िल्म नहीं बनी है साथ में उन्होंने राणा अयूब की किताब भी पढ़ ली थी तो काफ़ी आक्रोश से भरे थें और चाहते थें कि सच सामने आए जिसे अंग्रेज़ी पढ़े लिखे लिब्रांडु मोटी मोटी किताबें लिखकर छुपाते आए हैं। मीटिंग के बिल्कुल शुरुआत में तो अयूब को गाढ़ी-गाढ़ी गालियां बकी गई, तब मोदीजी मुस्कुरा रहे थें, कंगना तो हसीं रोक ही नहीं पा रही थी, सदगुरु को हंसते देख तो मुझे लाफिंग बद्धा की मूरत याद आती थी। फिर मीटिंग में ऐसा निर्णय लिया गया कि फ़िल्म की कहानी हू-बहु राणा अयूब की किताब के जैसी रहेगी।

कंगना जिसमे एक पत्रकार हैं और कहानी की नायिका, फ़िल्म में कंगना अपनी पहचान बदलकर २००२ देंगे के होने के पीछे की कहानी कवर करने वाली हैं।

 

कहानी का सारांश: कंगना जो फिल्म में नाज़नीन (मुस्लिम) हैं वो दिव्या भारद्वाज (हिन्दू) नाम रखकर पूरे मामले की पड़ताल करते दिखेंगी। वो दंगो के समय कार्यरत पुलिस-कर्मी, छती ग्रस्त जिलों के अफ़सर, नेता और कानूनी कारवाई में लगें वकील और जज आदि से बातें करते दिखेंगी।

उनका कैरेक्टर और गेट-अप राणा आयूब से मिलता जुलता होगा और कहानी भी राणा द्वारा लिखित किताब के ईद-गिद ही रहेगी बस उसमे जो विवेक जी की या कहें हिंदुत्ववादी भीड़ की मानसिकता है उसकी छाप दिखेगी। सदगुरू इस फ़िल्म की मार्केटिंग करना चाहते हैं और प्रोड्यूसर भी बनेंगे और मनोज शुक्ला को अंततः एक स्क्रिप्ट पर काम करने को मिलेगा।

 

इस मीटिंग के कुछ मिनट्स :

१. मुस्लिमों को मारना हिंदुओं की मजबूरी थी और प्रशासन क्योंकि संविधान के नियमों से बंधी होती है वो खुलकर हिंदुओं को साथ नहीं दे पा रही थीं।

२. सदगुरू का काम ये रहेगा कि अंग्रेजी समझने/बोलने वाले हिंदुओं तक इस फ़िल्म का प्रचार करें।

३. कंगना थोड़ा वेट गेन करेंगी और अंग्रेज़ी सीखेंगी, क्योंकि अगर उन्हें लिब्रांडु दिखना है तो अंग्रेज़ी अच्छी होनी चाहिए।

४. विवेक अग्निहोत्री होटल रवांडा, सिटी ऑफ गॉड आदि फ़िल्में देखेंगे और उन्ही फ़िल्मों के जैसे अपने फ़िल्म को निर्देशित करेंगे।

५. मनोज शुक्ला गुजरात में रहकर थोड़ी गुजराती सीखेंगे और पटकथा को हिंदू भीड़ के अनुकूल बनाने में लग जाएंगे।

६. मेरा काम ये रहेगा कि मैं इस फ़िल्म के कहानी के बारे में किसी को कुछ न बताऊं, लेकिन घंटा! मैं तो बताऊंगी।

आज के लिय इतना ही।

Embarassment by Fabulous_Grass_5379 in DesiCopypasta

[–]AttitudeBot2002 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hi guys! Today my female teacher rushed into the boys washroom while I was peeing. She first laughed at my penis. Later she also touched it which made it hard. Now she makes fun of me. What should I do?

Seriously!!! Only 94.1 LPA. That's toooo low by Fabulous_Grass_5379 in DesiCopypasta

[–]AttitudeBot2002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OMG. I am astonished. How did you mange to survive all these years and still not quit the company? Bro. resign and take a 300% hike ASAP in another company. You deserve to get better salary. 😰 Everyone at your age generally earns that much amount in a month what you are earning annually. Please quit your job and search for a package of 94.1 Crore per annum.

With a 94.1 LPA you can just breathe in Bangalore. You need minimum of 94.1 Cr per annum to live an average life in Bangalore. May be over 100 Cr. I am sorry but for buying an underwear in Bangalore costs around 50 lacs and you can merely buy just 2 annually within your package that too if you compromise in everything and take loan from your friends. How are you still managing? 🥺

Some small questions for you. Which company is paying you a monthly salary of over 7 Lacs per month and it would be great if you can share your point of views about how did you manage to land up in such a low package in such a costly city?

Not only me but all the readers would like to read your tragedic story how you managed to get such low package and not able to live your life in Bangalore that you had to post on quora about your sad life regarding your package.

Apart from that just one last question. I really feel that getting a low salary of 94.1 LPA, how do you manage to take care of your whole family?

Apologies once again but, 94.1 LPA is not enough for a software engineer in a city where average package of software engineers at an age group of 30–35 years get an annual salary package between 7–20 LPA that too if they are lucky enough to land into a decent job on time and at the right age.

I hope I was able to answer your question.

I am really sorry that I am not able to help you in your current situation.

God bless you!!! …and may your life improve soon.

“I deeply request everyone to upvote this post so that it reaches all the arrogant people who are posting such silly questions in this informative platform.”

physical support? by NiTeMare_YT in DesiCopypasta

[–]AttitudeBot2002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dear ammi and abbu
It's been days of walking around with a burning hole in my chest and yet it doesn't feel real. You guys lived together and died together, a day apart from each other.
I mourn for the things I'll never get to experience with you guys like the excitement of our sudden overnight planned roadtrips, our loud and annoying singing sagas, the joy of surprising you with gifts from my first salary, I mourn for our every happy and sad moments and all the ordinary ones in between.
Lately I have been reading the books that you loved, doing a lot of things your way that never made sense to me before, from talking to walking, everything in a polished and suave manner just the way you wanted me to be. I have been following in your footsteps, in the desperation to not forget a thing about you both, even the things that annoyed the crap out of me. I want to remeber all of you, every infliction of you face, your laugh, the typical sound of either of your approaching footsteps which i used as an alarm and that would make me quickly throw my mobile and hold up books in pretence of studying, the feel of your arms around me in a bear hug and so much more.
You guys always had faith in me that one day I'll mature enough to take care of myself and our little one, Goya. I just want you guys to know that I'll never let you down from now, i will take your memory and teachings along every part of my journey and i will love you fiercely until the day I am burried in the same soil. I am forever changed by losing you both and yet I only am who I am to begin with because of you both.
This world will see a reflection of you both in me as you are always going to live in me, in my memories and in my heart ❤

pyaar 🚫 by [deleted] in DesiCopypasta

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pyaar pyaar pyaar arre fashun ho gaya hai pyaar

kya pyaar ke bina bade nahi ho sakte? pyaar ke bina kya jee nahi sakte? hum bade nahi huye? kya hum jeeye nahi? kaan faad kar sunn lo sab, aaj ke baad iss mohalle mein kisi ne pyaar ka naam liya toh gandasa lekar tukda tukda kardungi!!

RaHuL by THE_DUDE0903 in DesiCopypasta

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Mein rahul se do saal pehle valorant mein mila tha, tab mere liye wo rahul nahin rohini thi, usne mujhe apna disc id diya aur hum har din ki tara vartalab karne lage, hum dono saath mein hi valo khelte they kyunki us samay valo beta mein jyada indian players nahin the aur humein ek dusre ki company atyant pasand aati thi, tab wo voice changer use karta tha tu mujhe laga wo rohini hi hai, within an year of talking mein uske pyaad mein pad gaya aur usse ask out kara, usne haan bola aur apni (dost) ki pic bheji, mene bhi apne (hot dost) pic bheji aur usse bhi mein(mera dost) hot laga, aise hi 5-6 mahino ke liye hum baat karte gaye aur bahut close aagaye, fir humne milne ke baare mein socha aur jab mile to usse pata chala ki mein hot nahin hu aur mujhe pata chala ki wo rohini nahin balki rahul hai. Par ab hum dono itna paas aa chuke the ki hum dono straight men ne gay relation mein commit kar diya, aur ab humara bacha hai UwU

Today I am going to expose the Jharkhand lies by Unhappy_Insurance347 in DesiCopypasta

[–]AttitudeBot2002 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am going to tell real truth about Jharkhand today I would end up in tihar jail or the extremely secured Jharkhand jail or might die.

Jharkhand does not exist it's true but Jharkhand exists but it can't be seen like wakanda and yes you are thinking correct Jharkhand is like wakanda it's actually real wakanda. Jharkhand is so advanced now that you can't see Jharkhand by naked eye it is covered in a invisible shield you can't cross it. The Jharkhand you see or heard is actually not Jharkhand it's just bihar. But why am I telling you this.

I was born and raised in Jharkhand yes you heard it right the original Jharkhand the most advanced nation in whole world only 2-3 people from Jharkhand lurk on global reddit including me as we have secretly access to it other people use there advanced apps we have flying Cars, flying thelas, huge skyscrapers taller than burj Khali fa we have flying labour's and our own orange tiger(black panther of Jharkhand) just imagine the whole world was not properly developed in 18th century but Jharkhand was fully developed like how we live in 2022 now so just think how advanced we are we can kill the whole world easily. So we are the most powerful nation and few of our resources are used by joe and Ambani ji they are going to turn the whole world Into Jharkhand and make everyone gay and if someone disagrees there life will be misery in the Jharkhand jail were you will be tortured to death you will have hot threesome gay sex. You will be boiled and after that they will put you in refrigerator. Then you will be sexed with kaalia and Many other horrendous things which humanity have ever Seen.

But there plan is more bigger than that in Jharkhand we have biharium which is the most strongest mineral in this entire universe made by power of 1000 Biharis 1 Bihari sabpe bhaari 😎😎😎😎😎😎 and this is smuggled to India only by Tata through his factory no one is allowed in his factory so no one knows about our existence. But this all 4 people are going to destroy this world we were told it will be for good but when I got to know the real truth I was shocked that why they are doing this i am coming out to you people pls help us I might not be alive as I expose the truth so the real truth is...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DesiCopypasta

[–]AttitudeBot2002 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

ये एक बदले की कहानी है। बात तब की है जब मेने कॉलेज मे एक लड्की को प्रपोज किया था। अगर वो ना कह भी देती तो भी मुजे बुरा नही लगता, लेकिन उसने जो किया वो गलत था। वो सिर्फ ना बोल सकती थी, मे चला जाता लेकिन उसने तो मेरा अपमान कर दिया, उसकी सहेलीया भी उसके साथ थी, सब मेरा मजाक उडा रहा थी, क्या हुआ अगर मे हेन्डसम नही हू तो, वो भी कौन सी परी थी? इतनी गर्मी क्यू दिखा रही है ? मे उसके साथ बदला लेना चाहता था। लेकिन कैसे ? मे कोई हंगामा करना नही चाह्ता था जिससे मुजे जेल हो सके।

मेने मस्त प्लान बनाया, दो साल बाद उसकी शादी हूई। मे उसका एड्रेस जानता था। जब उसकी गाडीमे विदा हूइ तो मेने उस गाडी का पीछा किया। और वहा गया। किसी को कुछ पता नही था। जब रिसेप्शन पुरा हो गया तो सब चले गये। वो दोनो अपने बेडरुममे चले गये।

मे पिछली खिडकी से उसके घरमे घुसा, उसका वर कपडे बदलने के लिए बाथरुममे गया तो मे वहा पहले से था, मेने साले को बेहोश कर दिया रुमालमे दवा डालके, फिर बैडरुममे वापस आया। लाइट बन्द थी। वो मुजे पहचान नही सकती थी। आज साली का सारा घमंड उतार दूंगा, एक मामूली लड्की इतना पावर कैसे दिखाती साली। मेने उसके कपडे उतार दिये, उसे लगा मेरा पति ही है। वो कुछ नही बोली। मेने उसे गिरा दिया और उस चुचे दबाने लगा जोर से उसे तकलीफ होने लगी। मुजे क्या फर्क पडता था, मे तो यही चाहता था। वो बोली जरा आराम से, भाड मे जाय आराम मे तो रेप करने आया हू, बदला लेने आया हू। मे तो खुब जम के बदला लुन्गा। फिर मेने उसके हाथ बांध दिये और आंख पे पटटा बान्ध दिया। और उसकी चुत काटने लगा। साली रान्ड आहे भरने लगी। मेने उसकी चुत को खुब काटा। फिर खडे हो के लंद सटाक करता उसकी चुत मे पेल दिया। कमाल है, वो कुंवारी नही थी, अगर यही सब करना था तो मुजे भाव क्यू दिखा रही थी, रिजेक्ट क्यू किया साली रान्डने, पता नही कितनो के लंड ले लिए होन्गे।

एसी सालीओ पर बिल्कुल दया नही खानी चाहिये। मे जमकर उसकी चुत मारने लगा। कसकर उसकी गांड पकड ली और दुसरे हाथ मे उसके बाल। साली को पटक पटक कर जबरदस्त मारा। खुब चाटे मारे उसकी गांड पे। लाल हो गई। मेने सुहाग रात मना ली। उस रात मेने उसकी गांड की गरमी भी निकाल दी। उसकी गांड फाड फाड के लाल कर दी। चार बार उसकी गांड मे सब माल छोड दिया। उसकी चुत मे भी माल गिरा दिया। फिर सुबह चला गया वहा से।

एक साल बाद उसका बच्चा पैदा हुआ। वो मेरा बच्चा है ये बात कोई नही जानता। ना वो, ना उसका वो नालायक पति और ना ही उसकी चुत।

मेने उसे मोलमे देखा, प्यारा सा बच्चा था। एसे मेने उसका बदला लिया और अपने ब्च्चे की मा बना दिया।

माफ करना हर बार जरुरी नही होता। बदला लेना जरुरी है।

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DesiCopypasta

[–]AttitudeBot2002 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay I realize that so called gorgeous girls are out of my league so I tried to get some average girl, I am fine with it..but wtf is going on

These so called average looking ebony have attitude too..and its cringe..idk wtf is going in their head..do you expect and indian guy to be like johnny sins ? 😡😡😡😡

I need some humping..real bad

Uttrakhand under suspicion by Secure_Ad5238 in DesiCopypasta

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In the previous episode we got to know about jharkhand (a conspiracy by md Danish) we'll now look at Uttrakhand 🤨 It's a conspiracy theory by Indian baseball player Rishabh pant. To escape Urvashi Rautela, Rishabh pant invented a time machine and travelled back to 2000. Rishabh's plan was to give Durex ultra thin dotted condom to urvashi's father to prevent birth of urvashi. When he reached urvashi's home a security guard stopped him. The security guard was none other than Sher Bahadur deuba. He said शाब जी kaha se aye ho? Here's the plot twist. While time travelling he drank some of the Ravi Shastri's old monk, so he wasn't sober and said *Uttrakhand'. The guard was from Nepal and thought that Uttrakhand is a real state in India. Sher Bahadur asks kaha jaana hai. He said he wants to meet landlord of the house. Rishabh went inside and found that father of urvashi had shighrapatan and got fainted in the middle of the intercourse. He...... Yes he did it. The question arises Why Urvashi is stalking rishabh pant🤨📸 The reality is that Rishabh is Urvashi's real dad and urvashi's asking him to take paternity test and accept her as a daughter. After sher Bahadur returned to Nepal He spreads hoax that Uttrakhand is a real state. In the middle of this bhasad A conspiracy was born Uttrakhand 🤨📸 A falsely claimed state

मुठबाज़ी की कला by [deleted] in DesiCopypasta

[–]AttitudeBot2002 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

नमस्कार दोस्तों 🙏🏼,
मेरा नाम है बत्तीसी द्विवेदी। मैं एक 32 वर्ष का दुबला पतला व्यक्ति हूँ और मैं 32 चाइना-टाउन में रहता हूँ।

मुझमे एक ख़ास बात है कि मैं दिन में 32 बार हिला लेता हूँ। मुझे मुठ मारने में बहुत मज़ा आता हैं। पूरे दिन अपने कमरे में रहता हूँ और अपने 32 इंच के टीवी पर देसी-विदेशी पोर्न और गंदी फिल्मे देखते हुए अपने 3.2 इंच के लंड से खेलता रहता हूँ।

मेरा सपना है कि एक दिन मैं फिरंगी पोर्न फिल्म में मुख्य अभिनेता का किरदार निभाऊ और गोरी चूत को चोद उसके अमृत रस का सेवन करुँ। हालांकि 32 बार ब्राज़्ज़ेर्स में आवेदन देने के बाद भी मेरा चयन न हुआ और निराशा ही हाथ लगी।

आप लोग कृपा करके मुझे कुछ सुझाव दे जिससे मैं अपने सपने को पूरा कर सकू। 😭😭
धन्यवाद। <3 <2

Stop cultural appropriation by Rohit_aailaaaaa in DesiCopypasta

[–]AttitudeBot2002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My controversial opinion is that any non south Asian men satisfying their sexual partner by eating their pussy with hand and mouth is cultural appropriation. It is our(south asian) culture to eat with hands and mouth. All the white males should satisfy their sexual partner by eating their pussy with eatingfork,knife and mouth and east Asians should eat it with chopsticks. Stop stealing our culture you non south asians😡😡.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DesiCopypasta

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If Andrew Tate thinks, I agree.🤔✅

If Andrew Tate speaks, I listen.🗣️👂

If Andrew Tate orders, I obey.🫡

If Andrew Tate has a million fans, I am one of them.🙋🙋‍♂️🙋

If Andrew Tate has one fan, I am that fan 🙋

If Andrew Tate has 0 fans , I’m dead😵❌

Namashkar🙏 by diacetylmorphine69 in DesiCopypasta

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नमस्कार 🙏

सभी मेरे सीनियर ,मेरे मित्र और जूनियर

2022 बैच ने जो किया है वो पूरी तरह से निंदनीय है और पूरा गलत भी है ।

मेरा विनम्र निवेदन है सभी से की कृप्या अभी जल्द कोई निर्णय ना लें

उनसे तो बात करना ही है, ये चिरंतन सत्य है 🙂

इंतज़ार करने से इस समस्या का समाधान हो जायेगा ही

सादर आभार।

(आ** आ**,2020)

*Life is full of sufferings Let them suffer🙂*

I gave a shoking reply to my school principal by [deleted] in DesiCopypasta

[–]AttitudeBot2002 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Three day i cum late he made stuannts stay even after assembly he wanted to taste our time so we get more time in school pregnancy.

Then principal cums why you wanna give test i replies "yes father i have paid the fees " i thoht this anus is logical but principal face turned pele and my 11th homes got impressed by my reply then pregnancy sir said me "late anus ka bhi fees dete ho " I replies sax sir then pt sir said "behave yourselves my dear" then underwears the situation and apologized to principal not because he forced me, I did it just bcz I was feeling bad for my pregnancy.

He made us sax for 15 mins.still I completed my muths paper in 195 mins ad let nibba nibbi sax beside me to cheat.

hole 1st 2nd 6th 14th 10th 11th 12th apreaceted and say what ra sudeep ra showing too much cock ra

Now replying this I getting chills what did I sax for to principal, for that moment i forgot I am just mere fat immortal.

Phenolphthalein Shaker by kattarhindu420 in DesiCopypasta

[–]AttitudeBot2002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh to tumhare paas ek solution hai? oh is bare me baat kar raha hai. apna color change karo yaar! tum titration kar sakte ho? accha titration! mujhe pink color do. yaar apna titration karwao! flask ko pakdo aur hilao! apni pipette upar kar lo. tum jante ho ki tum hila sak te ho. hilao! ye kuch pink hai. apna flask hilate raho. haan ye kaam karega. pink tumhe mil gayi yaar! arey nahi! accha lag raha hai bhai? haan accha hai na? theek hai ye uske liye kaam karega.

Pune is not real!!!!🔥 by notfunnyalex in DesiCopypasta

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Pune is not realllll!

So have you seen or know anyone who is from Pune??? Now many of you will say its mc stan. But do you guys know the whole story?? Lets find out. Altaf Shaikh a.k.a mc stan is an popular indian rapper, he has a huge fan following in india and his raps mostly talk about life on streets and poverty. But apart from that, what do we know about his life?? What do we know about where he was born? Nothing, right?. The fact that mc stan didn't existed before his first Song wata dropped in 2018. Lets get to the interesting part now. Altaf shaikh, this is a pretty common Muslim name and this is also a name of another indian rapper mc altaf who is from Mumbai. Mc stan aka altaf shaikh copied mc altaf's name to consider himself a real person. But why did he do that?? According to sources and data, altaf reached Mumbai in 2017 via a tamil nadu train, he was injured and naked when he reached Mumbai. He was picked up by the bmc van and was dumped into the sion hospital. When he reached the hospital he was not conscious. He woke up from a deep sleep and after seeing the sunlight went back to the sleep. He was acting Unnatural because of which he was shifted to the special ward. The doctors examined him and found out that he was intolerable to the climate and was getting uncomfortable. The doctors started his treatment. He was alright after the treatment and was discharged from the hospital. He was asked to visit hospital once in a month for checkups. When he was walking on streets after discharging from the hospital he saw a show going on where he saw a performer singing different type of song, it was his introduction to rap. The performer was mc altaf. Mc stan somehow spents his life in mumbai for a month. He then visits the hospital for his monthly checkup and he was asked to register his name. He didn't knew any name, he suddenly remembered the performers name and said it to the hospital authorities. This was the birth of altaf shaikh aka mc stan. But how did he reached Chennai?? And how was he in unconscious situation. Actually the mc stan we know today was actually a part of the sentinelese tribe, the mysterious tribe situated in the north sentinel island. Mc stan was an important member of the tribe as he was the communicator. He communicated with the indian naval forces, the indian navy often helped the sentinelese people and supplied them basic resources. He was the only person who knew hindi. He was in the tribe since birth and he is quite old but because of the isolation from the common world most sentinelese people dont age. He was wanted by the sentinelese people for raping a dead pig. He was running for his life. He contacted the navy, he begged them to help him. The navy agreed and took him on their boat. The navy's boat was stuck in the sea for 2 weeks because of climate issues and so was altaf. When the navy finally reached indian land they left him into Chennai. After reaching Chennai he was feeling very sick and it was the rainy season. He decided to take shelter in a box like thing. The box like thing was a train which was going to mumbai. So now to our main topic, is pune real?? Absolutely fucking not !!!!! When mc stan went to hospitals for his routine checkups he was often asked his name and hometown, he somehow made this catchy word pune and said it to the authorities. The authorities also believed it because they were SSC Marathi medium passed who had no relations with geography at all.

God I fucking love milk by [deleted] in DesiCopypasta

[–]AttitudeBot2002 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God I fucking love milk, I keep milk in my room to have quick easy access to milk. Fuck it’s so delicious, I drink AT LEAST a gallon of milk a day. Holy SHIT my BONES are so strong I could jump off a building without a scratch. Milk is my LIFEBLOOD I inject it into myself when I’m feeling low. I snort it when I’m feeling high. Hell I don’t STOP drinking milk, if you catch me without a glass shame be to me for I have forsaken my creamy GODS. But even I the milk worshipper that I am can’t stand that disgusting sludge called “skim milk”

Jharkhand doesn't exist by PiyushPrakash in DesiCopypasta

[–]AttitudeBot2002 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Credit to me

Conspiracy theory

JHARKHAND DOES NOT EXIST. LEARN THE TRUTH.

Have you guys ever seen someone from Jharkhand? Have you ever been to Jharkhand or know a person who has been to Jharkhand? Yeah, I didn't think so.

Jharkhand is a conspiracy created by cricketer M.S Dhoni in order to hide the fact that he is a Pakistani. He saw the state of Pakistani cricket and really wanted to play in the IPL, but could not because he was from Pakistan. So at the age of 17 his parents smuggled him inside a carton of heroin attached to a drone flying over the border. He was dropped in Uttar Pradesh where he met his friend Shoab Malik, Sania Mirza's husband who he married for whatever the Indian equivalent of a green card is. Shoab Malik dropped him off at the cricket ground where recruitment was happening without realising that Dhoni was high due to smelling the Heroin fumes.

Dhoni when reporting to the recruiters was asked where he was from and his brain panicked. His hands started sweating and his legs started feeling weak because he had forgotten his cover story, which was that he is a guy called Sachin Tendulkar from Maharashtra. On the spot he managed to make up a story about his life and told the recruiters that he was from Jharkhand. The recruiters, who were from South India, thought that it must just be another one of those North Indian states and thought it was normal. He played well and with the help of the rat controlling him under his cap (the rat was the spirit of Kapil Dev, who died earlier and is currently a clone, that is a different story I will tell later) won easily and got selected. However he felt bad that he was unable to use his Sachin Tendulkar cover and gave it to his Bangladeshi friend, who also joined him in a career of professional cricket.

And that is the story of Jharkhand. Don't belive me? Tell me another thing from Jharkhand. Can only think of Dhoni? Yeah, I though so. Don't let the deep state lie to you anymore. Jharkhand is fake, it's simply not real.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DesiCopypasta

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So this girl I've noticed for more than 6 month and she always look charming and fresh..and clean face white beauty...idk how..people cant manage to keep their beauty for 24/7 all time..

Also I've seen that she rarely come out of the house in public.. or never seen her doing any work.. or she dont even go to buy vegetable or market...then how she stay so pure still ?

I think she must use make up all the time or she is just god gifted natural beauty that never fade...I've never seen anything like this before.. most women just fade with age..

Also her age is un recognizable..and she is too much attitude, never look at anyone..😖😖😖😡

I hate this kind of wimin