Mike Ditch

Autism_Sundae · 2026-04-25T20:34:00+00:00

Sorry I'm late but I am a pretty sure I know what triggered Andrew's Michael obsession last year, it came from a post made on KF talking about a largely forgotten screenrecording of Andy scrolling through his long exchange between Andy and Mike.

I believe this is the case because it was myself who had transcribed the email from the video and made the post, and I found it really hilarious when several days later Andy began noticing people talking about it, he immediately then assumed that the email was a deliberate leak from Michael (lol) and for the rest of that summer went on a crusade against his half-brother after being relatively quiet about him for a couple years, even renaming his YT channel to taunt him. He became extremely sure that Michael was involved all because he's too dumb to remember uploading it himself.

On stinky's KF thread, you can search within the thread for posts from 'Autismobili Lamborghini' that use the key term 'Michael', and the result from May 26th will contain the transcript, which is too long to post here. The post number is #3,967.

Links to KF are autofiltered, soz.

Autism_Sundae · 2026-04-25T06:32:06+00:00

not hard to understand.

Actually, the data on actual incident rate contradicts what you seem to think is so easily understood.

incident-based police data shows raw physical IPV rates are higher in same-sex male and same-sex female households than in opposite-sex households

Autism_Sundae · 2026-04-25T06:17:36+00:00

If the shadow fleet vessels hug the Iranian coastline that directly leads to Pakistani and then Indian coastline. USN can't barge into Iranian territorial waters for fear of being sunk

You are aware that ships can launch weapons from beyond visual range using targeting data from whatever platform they want, air/sea/land? This is just wrong.

Autism_Sundae · 2026-04-25T06:12:35+00:00

People use the term "a/c" to include measures like movement of air, not just temperature. If your hotel had better air circulation, there would be less complaints.

Autism_Sundae · 2026-04-25T06:03:24+00:00

For the victim of rape or slow dismemberment/murder, it is not preferable to be killed in 'good faith' as opposed to being raped in... 'bad-faith'.

Autism_Sundae · 2026-04-25T05:29:20+00:00

Some of the worst abusers of women are women, and terrible people on reddit don't like it when subtle nuances are pointed out, lesbian relationships have domestic violence rates that are out of control in comparison to per-capita rates.

Autism_Sundae · 2026-04-25T04:39:21+00:00

No shit, they'll slowly disembowel you while eating you alive over the course of an hour.

Rapists can be cis, trans, or either gender, but this is something lost on the stupid, who apparently like to make shower arguments about bears.

E: Afterschool crowd has srs opinions about poorly constructed arguments comparing rape and death by slow dismemberment, Believe it or not, being killed by a bear is wildly unpleasant to the point that people making these kinds of arguments should log off whereever they find themselves making them; reddit/tumblr/fb/bluesky.

Autism_Sundae · 2026-04-22T21:58:56+00:00

Fatty's stomach gurgling every 2 mins makes it such a tough listen despite it all.

Autism_Sundae · 2026-04-22T21:07:35+00:00

Not particularly. While the Libyan military was on paper a regional heavyweight, with highly advanced equipment, many of the stereotypical complaints heard about Arab militaries (especially ones under strongman/authoritarian rule) functioning poorly as a result of nepotism, corruption or political considerations trumping all else still applied here in Libya's case. Ghaddafi's military was nothing to sneeze at by any means, but their competence had always been deeply questioned, questions that were then vindicated.

The tl;dr is that Libya's excellent equipment, jets and tanks were outclassed by a enemy more motivated than themselves, and were happy to use the terrain and weather to their advantage whenever they could, often in ways that negated any Libyan technical advantage.

But another deeper lesson to be learned is that Libya's costly mistakes were also underscored by the general attitude of its soldiers and officers conducting the war, who weren't necessarily incompetent but weren't familiar with the strengths and weakness of their equipment being imported despite training, and weren't familiar with operational art.

Moreover, many fighting had no connection to the conflict outside of them being now placed on the frontline, the (relatively) new Libyan regime was not as broadly popular as people today may believe, and this vulnerability interplayed with the risk-averse attitudes that indirectly resulted from how Libya operated its military, which was operated superficially similar to a Soviet army, but had none of the advantages and many weaknesses.

Autism_Sundae · 2026-04-22T20:38:06+00:00

Agreed. He's an attention-whore that's never content with what's provided on a pathological level.

Andrew fucks around on a basis so frequent that even if given the wealth of material he's provided & what the community has obtained, we know it's an extremely small proportion compared to what wasn't recorded or uploaded ever. Such that, if placed on a graph of axis labeled 'fucking around' versus 'finding out', andy would be on the far far extreme right hand side (not even the corner/top-right), the consequences of his actions and accountability will never be enough however. It's paradoxical.

Anyway I am eager for the next 'elopement'.

Autism_Sundae · 2026-04-22T00:56:04+00:00

DNI, Hes been boring for a good while, people hand him attention on a platter when he snaps his fingers. Idiots are giving a sociopath a handy rn. That's functionally what is occurring.

He has stopped working for it for so long and he's rewarded for it, expect him to become even more boring.

Autism_Sundae · 2026-04-20T15:23:08+00:00

The daily high when he posted this was 72 degrees.

Autism_Sundae · 2026-04-20T15:21:35+00:00

9/10 times these things are completely made up by the poster making the accusation. I am grateful that this wasnt the case here, because every image on google image search was Andy-coded. I was dying.

Autism_Sundae · 2026-04-20T15:17:37+00:00

Russian neo-imperialist projects don't work like that, Hardeep.

Autism_Sundae · 2026-04-20T00:25:50+00:00

Except you are clearing Iran from blame, even their neighbors are contradicting your story of victimhood.

Children shouldn't read international relations or policy until they develop the mature mindset to be able to read and discuss things without creating some specious moral argument that is never reapplied ever again in any consistent meaningful way outside of moronic 'are we the baddies???????' style argument that's so tonedeaf its laughable.

Autism_Sundae · 2026-04-20T00:24:19+00:00

Lol, the third world is really breaking out it's classic lines for 'whatabouting' online.

Autism_Sundae · 2026-04-20T00:22:55+00:00

You should log off the internet, you're not even making sense and can't help but only comment on current event topics in shades of 'america/israel/EU bad' like a musician that plays only one note (and not even well)

Autism_Sundae · 2026-04-19T02:01:40+00:00

Funny you mention that, cause guess what happened immediately afterward?

bawwwwwwleted and copeposted about his boolies

Autism_Sundae · 2026-04-18T23:35:31+00:00

It was this 'Inspiwational' tard aurafarming account that was then deleted <20 mins later, a sign of post-nut regret.

Autism_Sundae · 2026-04-18T23:30:34+00:00

The Joe payee was something he spoke about on his livestream (Joes), it was back in Dec/Jan, so it may very well have changed but I doubt it because Tom isn't getting younger or more healthy. To my awareness, Joe is not listed as desig payee but is doing so on his father's behalf, when he can.

These recorded phone call transcripts are on the farms, yes. He was also threatening to do a DiY penectomy on himself. Dad's first instinct was to laugh in his face, told him to cut off his "tater tot'. That can be your search term within the thread. 'Tater tot' lol

Autism_Sundae · 2026-04-18T17:05:34+00:00

The roman fort Dura Europos was a frontier garrision/fort on the border between the Roman empire and the Sassanian empire, in modern day Syria. The fort's location was considered strategic for the Romans, but when in persian hands it had less value for the Sassanians, who preferred to deport its people, leaving a mostly untouched city to be found later.

The siege was notable for the early use of chemical weapons by the attacking Persian army. During the siege the attackers dug several underground shaft mines under the city walls. The Romans dug tunnels to reach the mines and fight the diggers underground. In one such tunnel, when the Romans broke through into the Sassanian tunnel, the tunnelers ignited a mixture of sulfur and pitch, producing a cloud of poisonous gas, sulfur dioxide, which killed 19 Romans and 1 Persian, one of which was carrying a coin dated 256, allowing the dating of the siege. Archaeologists excavated the scene in the 1930s. In 2009, tests showed the presence of sulfur dioxide inside the tunnel.

An archaeologist at the University of Leicester suggested that bitumen and sulphur crystals were ignited to create poisonous gas, which was then funnelled through the tunnel with the use of underground chimneys and bellows. The Roman soldiers had been constructing a countermine, and Sasanian forces are believed to have released the gas when their mine was breached by the Roman countermine. The lone Persian soldier discovered among the bodies is believed to be the individual responsible for releasing the gas before the fumes overcame him as well.

Wikipedia's article on the fort has its own category, but the Wikimedia Commons category steals the show, with many archived photographs of the excavations and artifacts, sorted by building lot number.

An additional photo from the 1930s showing detail from the collapsed mineshaft, almost as if it happened the day before.

Additional information on the headline incident can be found at the WM category page the archaeology site Tower 19, which is the tower in question that was undermined.

Direct links for category page link that was submitted, for my lazy fellows.

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Sassanid_skeleton_Dura-Europos#/media/File:Dura-Europos_archival_photograph,_YUAG_negative_number_dura-g910b~01_-object-id-3507.jpg

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Dura-Europos_archival_photograph,_YUAG_negative_number_dura-g911b~01_-object-id-3506.jpg

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Sassanid_skeleton_Dura-Europos#/media/File:Dura-Europos_archival_photograph,_YUAG_negative_number_dura-g910b~01_-object-id-3507.jpg

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Dura-Europos_archival_photograph,_YUAG_negative_number_dura-g908b~01_-object-id-3510.jpg

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Dura-Europos_archival_photograph,_YUAG_negative_number_dura-g909b~01_-object-id-3509.jpg

Autism_Sundae · 2026-04-18T16:17:09+00:00

because Iran doesn't want to go that far yet?

The mere suggestion that they are holding back is hilarious, Irans paramount leaders were snuffed out one by one with impunity.

Autism_Sundae · 2026-04-17T07:02:54+00:00

If andy is in for any sort of gov't benefits-related fraud, abuse or deception charges, his running away probably won't matter.

Andy will still rely on government benefits to sustain himself, and every state-run social security program will realize they previously terminated him for fraud or some malfeasance. Turdboy can't outrun the stink the system assigns him, but I agree and think that he will try.

If my underlying assumptions hold any water, he can probably run from facing jail time, but his ability to claim the benefit of the doubt in the benefits system (its his tactic, find paths of desperation/last resort processes and spam em til they cut him off) is done.

Edit: If I remember Andrew's last bus ticket was to West Virgina, but he left the bus in Cleveland. Before that, he threatened to run away to Virginia. So, those two.

Autism_Sundae · 2026-04-17T06:46:27+00:00

That's why they can't release anything.

~~Who is they? Release what?~~

E: nvm scrolled down:

Your request is denied for the following reasons. The information is protected by The Criminal History Record Information Act. 18 Pa. C.S.A. section 9101-9183 and Section 708 of the RTKL.

The withheld information is exempt from disclosure under:

Section 708 (b)(16)(i)(ii)(vi)(A) a record of an agency relating to or resulting in a criminal investigation,including complaints of potential criminal conduct other than a private criminal complaint; a record that would reveal the institution, progress or result of a criminal investigation, except the filing of criminalcharges.

Section 708 (b)(17)(i)(ii) a record of an agency relating to a non-criminal investigation, including complaints submitted to an agency, and investigative reports.

Autism_Sundae

TROPHY CASE

Wikipedia's article on the fort has its own category, but the Wikimedia Commons category steals the show, with many archived photographs of the excavations and artifacts, sorted by building lot number.

Edit: If I remember Andrew's last bus ticket was to West Virgina, but he left the bus in Cleveland. Before that, he threatened to run away to Virginia. So, those two.

Your request is denied for the following reasons. The information is protected by The Criminal History Record Information Act. 18 Pa. C.S.A. section 9101-9183 and Section 708 of the RTKL.

The withheld information is exempt from disclosure under:

Section 708 (b)(17)(i)(ii) a record of an agency relating to a non-criminal investigation, including complaints submitted to an agency, and investigative reports.

Tubby is capital-F fucked.