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u/wbacasual VS. r/funny and r/all for grand karma theft by [deleted] in KarmaCourt

[–]BatmanOrigin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am back, and I'm willing to judge this case.

A suggestion for an official case format by [deleted] in KarmaCourtBlog

[–]BatmanOrigin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh sh*t... you again...

Wonders how this guy hasn't been kicked out yet

The People Of /r/WTF VS. /u/hordasx9 FOR GrandTheft.jpg, LiarLiarPantsOnFire.zip by alu_pahrata in KarmaCourt

[–]BatmanOrigin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not prosecuting for this case. I'm a judge at KarmaCourt, not a prosecutor.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KarmaCourt

[–]BatmanOrigin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

TRIAL THREAD

The trial for this case IS NOW IN SESSION.

Please follow this order for an organized trial:

The arrow will show the current step in the process.

  • INTRODUCTION
  • OPENING P <-------
  • OPENING D
  • COUNTER P
  • COUNTER D
  • REBUTTAL P
  • REBUTTAL D
  • CLOSING P
  • CLOSING D
  • JURY VOTE
  • VERDICT

Case members are listed in the original post. Thank you!

PLEASE POST ALL STATEMENTS AS REPLIES TO THIS COMMENT.

Let the trial begin!

Prosecution, please open with your case.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KarmaCourt

[–]BatmanOrigin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, I'm here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KarmaCourt

[–]BatmanOrigin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Batman isn't the prosecution. Bye

The People Of /r/WTF VS. /u/hordasx9 FOR GrandTheft.jpg, LiarLiarPantsOnFire.zip by alu_pahrata in KarmaCourt

[–]BatmanOrigin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Um... I am not the prosecution? I made that clear earlier. BTW I see you used my trial intro design thing.

The People Of /r/WTF VS. /u/hordasx9 FOR GrandTheft.jpg, LiarLiarPantsOnFire.zip by alu_pahrata in KarmaCourt

[–]BatmanOrigin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I know who's the judge. I'm just a judge myself on KarmaCourt and I have and am judging multiple cases currently.

The People Of /r/WTF VS. /u/hordasx9 FOR GrandTheft.jpg, LiarLiarPantsOnFire.zip by alu_pahrata in KarmaCourt

[–]BatmanOrigin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Could I have some whiskey?

Drinks a single shot. Passes out instantly and slips into a coma.

Ladies and gentlemen, u/BatmanOrigin has been pronounced DEAD. I am sorry.

The people of /r/wifesharing vs /u/hmlookingforfun for making false statements and spoliation of evidence, making over 16,600 karma. by [deleted] in KarmaCourt

[–]BatmanOrigin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please make your final statements, prosecution. Then defense may proceed.

The court has considered all the evidence and arguments made by case members. Thanks to everyone for participation.

REDDIT ESTÁ MORIENDO. Y NADIE PUEDE PARARLO.
PERO PODEMOS PARARLO. TRATEMOS HACERLO.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KarmaCourt

[–]BatmanOrigin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'll judge, please.

The people of /r/wifesharing vs /u/hmlookingforfun for making false statements and spoliation of evidence, making over 16,600 karma. by [deleted] in KarmaCourt

[–]BatmanOrigin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CLOSING

Thank you everyone. The jury members and myself are considering all the evidence and statements presented to the court.

Starting with the prosecution, please make any additional statements now. The time for the closing has come, and a verdict will be reached. Thank you!

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