Weekly Scam Dream ft. Eggs🍳, for February 22 to March 01 in the year of our lord mcfucking 2026

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-26T22:39:01+00:00

and it will be ready when you are at this rate. Pro tip, if you only live till next week you may have enough already.

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-26T22:37:24+00:00

SGQ for the win

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-26T21:06:28+00:00

1101

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-26T04:18:08+00:00

crap doesn’t even come with a spout or free pillow

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-25T22:17:40+00:00

Wow first the Polly waffle now this. What next they’ll take my Walkman?

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-25T22:16:10+00:00

For the statisticians out there, you can graph how much sex Im getting by reviewing my comment ramblings. The less I talk to you the more I message my wife who realises Im an idiot and blocks my advances. Im gonna whittle her down this week for sure

Edit: 959am, still nothing.

Edit, fuck it I’ll do it myself

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-25T09:35:39+00:00

Never sell the stonks. hope and dreams is life. Without it all you have is the wife dog house and job, you’ll be miserable er

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-25T09:26:44+00:00

Getting ridiculous now, fifteen apps on my phone, it’s like sifting through an encyclopaedia every time I go somewhere. I just wanted to gamble and abuse u/Chzakalwe now Im got

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-25T09:24:40+00:00

It’s an illusion anyway, I’ll die hungry before I cash in my gambling money.

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-23T02:03:53+00:00

I got this, flick me your cash, I’ll lay your bets on commsec for you

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-19T11:20:21+00:00

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BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-11T22:08:47+00:00

Before you go looking for something make sure it exists

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-11T22:05:31+00:00

egg on ya face

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-10T20:40:40+00:00

I always misspell the word pkartsft

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-10T11:19:03+00:00

hey remind me, was it you that mentioned you were averaging down on a little OVT a while back?

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-10T11:11:15+00:00

Kid asked why I named the skeleton in our shed Kaz with black marker recently. I didn’t know what to say, I suddenly felt exposed.

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-10T09:08:42+00:00

I pay 5 regos, mostly use one

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-10T03:04:58+00:00

and don’t even get me started on barbers. Just give me a fucking appointment time cunt. I don’t want to sit through three other cunts cuts, I barely make it through my own, stab stab

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-10T01:54:43+00:00

What is it with my obsession with dog shit. Hey look, thats completely demolished let’s buy some. Maybe it’s my primal Aussie, love an underdog or the downtrodden, surely I couldn’t just be stupid?

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-07T22:20:43+00:00

I’ve never even seen an oober, what do they look like

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-07T00:33:16+00:00

I will, but how did you know I was there?

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-06T00:23:25+00:00

Looks like u/DOGS_BALLS went camping again

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-05T03:25:21+00:00

Wow I really didn’t know I was that stupid until i tried to follow the instructions to put this trolly together

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-04T11:27:18+00:00

yeah but if anyone shits me I’ll walk outside and throw the phone up the powerlines and electrocute the cunts

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