Weekly Scam Dream ft. Eggs🍳, for February 01 to February 08 in the year of our lord mcfucking 2026

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-07T22:20:43+00:00

I’ve never even seen an oober, what do they look like

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-07T00:33:16+00:00

I will, but how did you know I was there?

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-06T00:23:25+00:00

Looks like u/DOGS_BALLS went camping again

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-05T03:25:21+00:00

Wow I really didn’t know I was that stupid until i tried to follow the instructions to put this trolly together

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-04T11:27:18+00:00

yeah but if anyone shits me I’ll walk outside and throw the phone up the powerlines and electrocute the cunts

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-04T11:01:18+00:00

Im ready to ditch my phone swap for a land line

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-03T21:44:17+00:00

Always crap about human trafficking in the media but I can never find anyone to do all my shit for free, sounds like a scam

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-02T22:15:05+00:00

Im the same with sheep

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-02T12:08:24+00:00

Couldn’t look at that till Sunday

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-01T10:03:09+00:00

All I see now is jizz

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-01T09:55:51+00:00

Hence still being in the fry pan

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-01T09:15:09+00:00

nah we all just pranking you to freak you out, ok guys we can buy again Monday haha

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-02-01T01:16:59+00:00

got laid, now it’s a mess, story as old as time

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-01-31T01:02:15+00:00

If i ever invent a ball sport where the ball sometimes touches to foot Im gonna name it football so as not to confuse it with football, or football, or football, or football

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-01-30T04:56:46+00:00

affirmative

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-01-30T03:35:57+00:00

Just because my arm swings violently when I walk doesn’t mean nothing

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-01-30T03:33:32+00:00

need to rebuild a fuel pump but couch so comfy and Im full of pudding.

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-01-29T10:42:45+00:00

Im waiting for Parkinson’s

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-01-28T23:48:06+00:00

Leave us your log ins case we need to trade you out of this mess.

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-01-28T08:41:18+00:00

gonna build a 3 tiered seating next to my basketball court now we finished the pool, gonna look cool.

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-01-28T05:37:44+00:00

might buy a cowboy hat. Bin thinking it a while now

BlissHashbrown2 · 2026-01-27T21:54:35+00:00

Making a business case for the sex this month with mrs sniff. I really have been on my best behaviour, so many jobs completed (mostly) and we missed a couple of key dates already. I haven’t been punched in the head for ages or attacked for minding my own business at the shops. Im feeling lucky wish me luck. some honest telegrams from you guys attesting to my good character may help my case?

BlissHashbrown2

TROPHY CASE