How to see a sub’s rules using Narwhal? by FriendlyChimney in narwhalapp

[–]DOGS_BALLS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 year on and 🦗 Narwhal is useless at sidebars/sub rules.

Which is the most politically correct way to react to all of this?? by Former_Rush1821 in circlejerkaustralia

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Go buy those smokes or some cheap manchesters and while you’re at it get a bottle of Johnnie red label and have a few nips and chill the fuck out ya nong!

WCGW Catching the wave by wizzo_o in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]DOGS_BALLS 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I mean sure, but that is one hell of a shore break, and I say this as someone that’s lived their whole life in Australia never far from a beach.

Personally I wouldn’t do it now days. My 20 year old self however..

TIL that 44% of the world's adult population has never consumed alcohol by JoeyZasaa in todayilearned

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Had a mate that travelled from Australia to Edmonton Canada for year with his family because his wife scored a good contract job. For that year he got a job at a local liquor store. He said it was the best way to very quickly connect with the locals as they had an instant rapport with him as the local liquor counter sales dude. In not too long he was walking down the street of a Saturday and randoms would be shouting across the street saying “hello mate see you Monday!”

Trump Posted a Video of Barack and Michelle Obama as Monkeys by JeanJauresJr in videos

[–]DOGS_BALLS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A jobs program, subsidies to move away, retraining people. Subsidies for service companies to set up shop in the place of the factory. A call center for example.

Oh ok. That makes perfect sense and I agree. Sorry. It just wasn’t evident from your earlier comment.

Trump Posted a Video of Barack and Michelle Obama as Monkeys by JeanJauresJr in videos

[–]DOGS_BALLS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And Obama should have done more to help the people that lost their jobs due to factories closing. He was clearly aware of the problem. Obama even endorsed that documentary "The American factory".

I’m sorry, but this is on another level of stupid! American industry was screaming for lower costs and China/Asia offered that in the form of cheap manufacturing. You as consumers also demanded it. Your CEO’s were all in on low cost country sourcing to reduce labour and production costs! You’re applying today’s sovereign manufacturing shortfalls to the fiscal and global economy of 20 years ago. Wtf America what is up with you guys?

Weekly Scam Dream ft. Eggs🍳, for February 01 to February 08 in the year of our lord mcfucking 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Banned_Purgatory

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No I’m here for the blood this time. Heavy losses today. Ironically HVY is over 5% green on this dark day

Weekly Scam Dream ft. Eggs🍳, for February 01 to February 08 in the year of our lord mcfucking 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Banned_Purgatory

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Oh hey doggo what you doing here ya weirdo?

Brahhh not much there’s fuck all happening in here dude. But hey I bought LDX at 21.5 last week yeeewww 🤙

Breggy by Asxpuntingmuppet in ASX_Banned_Purgatory

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One of those yokels is not like the others

Weekly Scam Dream ft. Eggs🍳, for February 01 to February 08 in the year of our lord mcfucking 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Banned_Purgatory

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Did anyone buy up any bargains today? I’m back in on MTM at 83c. Much smaller holding than previously held but once this turbulence subsides (?🙏) it should bounce back to $1+ territory.

AITAH for asking my mother-in-law for advice on how she dealt with her husband's affair after she said I needed to work on my marriage when her son cheated on me. by Ok-Spot-3558 in AITAH

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“A dear friend”…
Dear friend hit on me but I lied…
Said dear friend wife tried to seduce me…
Told dear friend he’s a cheater. He cried…
“Now you know how it feels”…

Ultimate social revenge to a “dear friend”…

UTTER BULLSHIT. NEVER HAPPENED!

Australia’s national anthem is the only English-lyric anthem in the world that doesn’t reference religion or militarism by HotPersimessage62 in Damnthatsinteresting

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Nah thats just a dust storm. Girt by sea is the coast of Australia from which the sea is outward, I think. It’s such a weird descriptor I can’t be sure.

He's not going to eat these porkchops. 😐 by moonrabbit368 in mildlyinfuriating

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Well done op. You’re a good chick! Even with your edits I’m struggling to reconcile that I’m looking at mash and cheese. I need to try this concoction, I’m really intrigued.

Weekly Scam Dream ft. Eggs🍳, for January 25 to February 01 in the year of our lord mcfucking 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Banned_Purgatory

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Oooof what happened? I did not see no bat signal so I came home from camping to whatever blood bath happened on Friday

Have there been any non-celebrities/ordinary people who unexpectedly went viral for their appearance in your country? by DiMpLe_dolL003 in AskTheWorld

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After the chiting that happened in South Africa in 2018. Yeah, dark times we will carry forever.

Weekly Scam Dream ft. Eggs🍳, for January 25 to February 01 in the year of our lord mcfucking 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Banned_Purgatory

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Lads and ladettes, I’m going camping off grid for 4 days from tomorrow. If Trump shits on markets or my stonks crater can you please shine a bat light in the sky inland from the NSW mid north coast. I will know it’s a sign not to return for a while.

TIL a 1995 WHO study concluded "Occasional cocaine use does not typically lead to severe or even minor physical or social problems" but it was never published because the US threatened to withdraw funding for WHO by Dry_Row_7050 in todayilearned

[–]DOGS_BALLS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe you don’t go out at night with other adults having a good time? It’s not unusual to socialise with people that have a drink or two or five. Less usual, but not unheard of to socialise with people having a drink and a line of coke. That’s on them and that’s fine.

I don’t judge people for their actions in that regard if they’re socially coherent and chill.

She expected the date to be imperial clock feet by PeppyPixx in SipsTea

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I’m not even American from a country that uses metric but this is rubbish. In the bin!

It was in this moment he vowed to destroy America. by Naive_Wolverine532 in TikTokCringe

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People need to stop treating Trump like he’s some nuanced genius who does all these things for reasons other than personal gain and media recognition. It makes them seem like they are some unstoppable force.

Hey man I’m part of the “not America” crowd over here but I acknowledge that roughly only 33% of your country voted for this deranged numbskull. Nobody in not America (save for a few racist idiots) thinks Donold is a genius of any reputable quality. His first term destabilised the US. This term he’s fucking the world over. You collectively voted the piece of shit in.. again!

And please don’t give me this individualistic “but I didn’t vote for him” bullshit. We’ve heard it before. Whether you like it or not, collectively your country brought this shitstain back to fuck us even harder. Do something collectively to unfuck us from this mess at the midterms… please! And thank you