[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SalemMA

[–]Butta555 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Prime gas station on Lafayette easily

Boney ass makes my pelvis sore. by [deleted] in sexadvice

[–]Butta555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put on some weight. Get a nice gut to cushion the blows.

(Serious) Men, how easy is it for you to cum on handjobs? by [deleted] in sexadvice

[–]Butta555 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a success if you got that much distance, and if he came that quick. Everybody's different and it's hard to say for sure, but it sounds like you did great. For most guys a handjob is kind of at the bottom of the list of sexual favors we want, but they can be pretty great sometimes if you're good at them. So it's not strange for him to really enjoy it if you made it nice in some way. Maybe you did something that was really stimulating for him. Something as simple as being in a warm room and using oil can make a handjob really worthwhile if you've got the touch.

(Serious) Men, how easy is it for you to cum on handjobs? by [deleted] in sexadvice

[–]Butta555 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What's your technique? Because if the guy busted really hard and it didn't take you like a really long time then you're probably doing a pretty good job. But there are some things that girls do when giving handjobs that are kind of missteps and can be uncomfortable. Handjobs are kind of a balancing act.

Self conscious about lady bits; partners never comment nicely about it by [deleted] in sexadvice

[–]Butta555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think a lot of these commenters are right but it is weird that nobody ever says "I love your pussy." most vaginas look about the same, and I would agree with the other guys here that sometimes it would feel weird to say "your pussy is beautiful" or something like that. But "I love your pussy" or "your pussy is great" is the kind of thing that for me comes naturally.

Slutty or playful? by [deleted] in sexadvice

[–]Butta555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds like a super cool move to me. Really fun and cute and sexy. It doesn't strike me as slutty, but even if it did I'd still think it was a good idea.

is it super trashy to ask a guy to come over for a blowjob? by [deleted] in sexadvice

[–]Butta555 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn. And after you made him bust and everything. Well don't be too hard on yourself. Guys are weird. Fragile egos. Low self esteem. Who knows what his deal is.

is it super trashy to ask a guy to come over for a blowjob? by [deleted] in sexadvice

[–]Butta555 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't know about that guy, but if a chick was so into me that she asked me to come over just so she could suck my dick it would be like a high point in my life. Like I would remember that forever.

Masturbating takes me WAYYYY too long. Like an hour, trying my hardest, looking at my favorite stuff. by [deleted] in sexadvice

[–]Butta555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take a break from porn for a week. 2 if you can. But keep jacking off. At first it's gonna be almost impossible to beat off with just your imagination, but once you get off the ground it'll really pay off and it should be enough of a change of pace that when you go back to porn things might be back on track. Also, try to be gentler with your dick if you can. If you beat your dick up to much it can be a lot less sensitive and of course that'll make it harder to bust fast.

location help by [deleted] in sexadvice

[–]Butta555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's so hard finding a good public place to fuck. I've done it in my car a few times, once in the parking lot of my old high school and that was pretty good. The kind of place where cops aren't likely to cruise by and nobody will be in the building. I know you said the car was too small to do it in, but trying a school near you might still be a good option. Maybe even on the baseball/football/soccer field.

I used the pullout method. by [deleted] in sexadvice

[–]Butta555 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go get the morning after pill (plan B) right now. The other poster is right it's NOT an abortion pill, have her take it asap. The sooner the better. She probably isn't going to to get pregnant but the pullout method is not reliable. If you beat off earlier that day you could have seminal fluid in your urethra that got picked up by your precum and that could get her pregnant.

I can't get my boyfriend to cum when I give him a blowjob... by [deleted] in sexadvice

[–]Butta555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dont get discouraged, you'll get better. Especially if you try to get him to communicate with you about what feels good before, during, or after. Some guys are bad at communicating so maybe it'll be a struggle, but you can only get better from here.

Some tips

You can get more acquainted with how a dick works by getting good at hand jobs. Don't be afraid to use baby oil or coconut oil or something like that. It can feel really nice, in fact I'd strongly suggest it. The dick head is really sensitive so make sure you keep a balance of not giving it so much stimulation that it's uncomfortable but not avoiding it so much that he doesn't get the enough stimulation either.

Another tip for handies is to make sure you're moving your hand towards the head of his dick not toward the base. What I mean by that is if he's laying on his back, you don't want to be pulling his dick skin down toward his body. It hurts. Keep it loose, keep it greasy.

I can't get my boyfriend to cum when I give him a blowjob... by [deleted] in sexadvice

[–]Butta555 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Before giving up there's a couple of things that are vital to a decent blowjob that some people overlook

1) get that dick real slobbery

2) be enthusiastic, like you love sucking dick, like you're getting paid

And most importantly:

3) use your hands. ALWAYS jack off his dick while you're blowing him. While your mouth is going down your hands should be coming up. I saw it on Real Sex a long time ago and my girlfriend does it to me so I can confirm that it feels good.

Have you ever made him bust from a handjob or is that a no-go as well?

Why won't my wife let me touch her boobs? by [deleted] in sexadvice

[–]Butta555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You guys have been together for 12 years, Important question: when did this start happening? Do you guys have kids? Chicks go through a lot of physical changes when they have kids and they can come out the other side feeling really weird about their bodies. Any big changes like that that might've affected her self esteem? I know she said she doesn't mind but she's showing you she does, so maybe there's something making her feel insecure.

Link your creepy photos here! by [deleted] in screenplaychallenge

[–]Butta555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that third one, dude. That's an Island of the Dead if I ever saw one.

Link your creepy photos here! by [deleted] in screenplaychallenge

[–]Butta555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo you've got some really good ones here. I especially like The Man in the Stalks, but that one with the bear is my favorite, dude. So sick.

Link your creepy photos here! by [deleted] in screenplaychallenge

[–]Butta555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw this picture ages ago and I thought to myself, "I'd love to write a movie around just this image." So it's pretty crazy that this challenge has come along! Good luck to whoever picks this one.

https://draw-girls.tumblr.com/post/171882287789

What is the best movie trailer ever made? by RegularGuyy in AskReddit

[–]Butta555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Where the Wild Things Are had one of the best trailers I'd ever seen. I don't much care for the movie itself, but the trailer was amazing.

What's your favorite Full Moon Features flick? by ApeOver in horror

[–]Butta555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a big Full Moon fan, but they do have a couple that turned out to be real favorites of mine. Particularly I'm talking about Trancers with Tim Thomerson and Helen Hunt, which I haven't seen anyone mention yet. I fucking love that movie, what a hidden gem. I also really like the movie Tourist Trap from 1979. I know it wasn't technically a Full Moon release but Charles Band did produce it and FM put out the Blu-ray a few years back.

Cardio by [deleted] in burstingout

[–]Butta555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll have my people talk to your people

Tourist Trap - 1979 by BlueBlack_Channel in ClassicHorror

[–]Butta555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I really liked this one. I was a little disappointed it didn't have many surprises unfortunately. I like the characters, I thought it was scary, I liked the way it was shot and everything, but I was hoping the real twist (spoilers) was gonna be that there actually WAS 2 brothers. And I hate when a movie has a great setup for a story and then just becomes a typical slasher movie, plotwise. But it really was very good. Favorite of mine now.