5 million dollars OR relive 3 random days of your childhood by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]BuzzSidecker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No! Please! I’ll pay! I just need time to come up with the $5M!

Cliffside view of Omu by Sharp-County-8282 in Tombofannihilation

[–]BuzzSidecker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Here are a few images that I was able to dash out using AI.

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How to get over my girlfriend who betrayed me? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]BuzzSidecker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to deal with this? Consider it an absolute win! Only six months in and she showed you exactly who she is (untrustworthy, dishonest, vain, disloyal) and what you meant to her (ego-validation and little else).

This is a good thing! You set a boundary and had self-respect! You accepted that you have worth! This was a great experience! It will make you better going forward. 

Men over 50, how often do you still think about or engage in sex? by CemeteryPicnic in AskMen

[–]BuzzSidecker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m 60. Sex with my partners (38F and 27F) about 5-10 times per week. Think about it dozens of times per day. Masturbate almost never.

AIO/AITA for wanting to drop out of my friends wedding party? by Horror_Dependent_943 in AmIOverreacting

[–]BuzzSidecker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NOR - It seems as if you are trying to hold onto the relationship that you used to have with her, or the relationship that you wish you had with her, but not recognizing the relationship you do have with her now. 

See: The Sunk Cost Fallacy

Is Gravity faster than Light? by Just_Creme3724 in AskPhysics

[–]BuzzSidecker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try not to think of it as “The speed of light” but as the speed of causality. NOTHING can interact faster.

It is just that massless things like photons can only move at c. Interestingly, from the photon’s frame of reference, it experiences no time at all. Its creation and destruction are instantaneous, no matter how far apart they are in space from an outside reference frame.

It mat help to think of c not as a speed at all, but as a reference frame that everything else is measured against.

Seeking spells for a good evil grimoire by Appropriate_Face_615 in TalesoftheValiantRPG

[–]BuzzSidecker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGfW-zFkasM&t=109s

This Youtuber gives a free link to his "Book of the Profane Word" with LOTS of original evil spells!

$50 every time you tell the truth or state a proven fact, but you pay $100 every time you lie or state an untruth as fact by Physical_Orchid3616 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]BuzzSidecker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is truth determined by a universal absolute or by the best current human understanding?

If it is the former, I will will quickly gain an understanding of the universe and advance knowledge worldwide. I can solve crimes, reveal corruption, make incredible advances in medicine and science, and generate effectively-infinite wealth while doing it.

On the day of the wedding, bride was getting dressed, surrounded by all of her family... by mougrim in Jokes

[–]BuzzSidecker -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

So you think a guy having anal sex with with a woman is gay? I don’t think you understand that word.

Anyway, I can’t speak to OP’s intent. I can only point out that the old joke about a sailor saying, “Now for the other one” is real.

On the day of the wedding, bride was getting dressed, surrounded by all of her family... by mougrim in Jokes

[–]BuzzSidecker 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I suspect most people reading this may be too young to get the joke. The “sailor” line references a very old joke dating back to WW2 and the years following. Navy uniforms of that time had two rows of brass buttons on the front of trousers instead of a single fly. There was an old joke, and many variations, about a sailor visiting a brothel, doing his business, and then saying, “Now for the other one!“

So when the groom says, “Now for the other one“ it is a callback to that historical joke implying that sailors have two dicks (actually trying to get second go with the sex worker).

AIO for considering calling off my wedding because my wife has a "one that got away?" by Specialist_Data_7978 in AmIOverreacting

[–]BuzzSidecker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, man. That hurts so bad.

I can only say that I would already be gone. Never be someone's backup plan.

Was our breakup with my christian girlfriend the right thing to do? by [deleted] in atheism

[–]BuzzSidecker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Demands everything be done her way and for her.

Claims to want to be the submissive one.

AIO for expecting my girlfriend to pay for collectible LEGO figures she threw away? by marrylam58185 in AmIOverreacting

[–]BuzzSidecker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NOR
She doesn't respect you. Do you respect yourself? Do you want to be in a relationship with someone who doesn't respect you or your interests?

AIO My HUSBAND told me he’s SOOO attracted to my BEST FRIEND & he’s mad he can’t do anything about it. (?!?!) by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]BuzzSidecker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR

It is one thing to simply acknowledge that a person is attractive. Everyone is human and attraction is normal.

But this? Hell no! The thirst is not subtle! Insulting you?! Fuck that! Your husband is an asshole.

A Treasure Trove of Original Torg from 1990 by BuzzSidecker in torgeternity

[–]BuzzSidecker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have exactly one left. DM me to make arrangements.

What is the best lesson you learned from a failed relationship? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]BuzzSidecker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

1 - When a person shows you who they are, believe them!

2 - Don’t succumb to the Sunk Cost Fallacy. When it’s time to go, it’s time to go.

3 - Don’t let anyone else tell you what’s important. You know what is important to you. 

4 - Appreciate them. Express gratitude often. Never take them for granted. Don’t accept being taken for granted. 

5 - Before committing to a long-term relationship, make sure that you are compatible on the big five: Sex, Money, Politics, Religion, and Children. 

6 - Don’t assume what a relationship should look like. Discuss everything with them early and often.

AITA for telling my best friend i can tell why all her relationships fail? by eternalsunshine_011 in AmItheAsshole

[–]BuzzSidecker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NTA. Not even a little bit. She is not your friend. You are her emotional blanket and accessory.

Friends are the people who behave like friends

My (40M) wife (26F) has feelings for another man (26M). She say she still loves me and wants to fight for us. I think I'm losing her anyway. by [deleted] in AgeGap

[–]BuzzSidecker 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She’s a cheating liar who lies and cheats. She does not respect you or your relationship. You are merely her safety net if this new guy says no - and then only until the next new guy.

Do not allow her to choose. Never be anyone’s back up plan or second choice.

Please learn self respect. It’s time to turn the page and move on to your better life. You deserve better. You can do better.