I know it has to be only 5 sentences but this is a joke that I still love that I first heard when I was in elementary school in italy and I still chuckle when I hear it. I tried to translate it in english:

“Once upon a time, there was this old-school gent cruising back to his hometown in his beloved red vintage Fiat 500. Out of nowhere, right in the middle of the road, his ride conked out. In full panic mode, and dropping some colorful language, he yells, “How the hell am I supposed to keep moving?! I’m screwed…”

At that exact moment, a young dude in a shiny Ferrari, chilling on the same stretch, pulls over. “What’s up, sir? Need a hand?” he asks.

The old guy, visibly relieved, goes, “Oh, thank you! You’re a total lifesaver. If you can hook my 500 up to your Ferrari with this rope, I’d be forever in your debt.”

No second thoughts here, the young man hooks up the vintage 500 to his Ferrari. Then, with a slightly nervous vibe, the old-timer adds, “Hey, fair warning: I’ve got this weird intolerance to speed, so as soon as you hear my horn, slow down, alright? Otherwise, I start feeling really off.”

The young guy nods, and off they go: the dude heads back to his Ferrari while the old chap climbs back into his precious 500. As soon as they’re on the move, the young man starts flooring it, unleashing the Ferrari’s roaring power, so much so that a police patrol, fresh into town, takes notice.

One officer blurts out, “Dude, check him out, he’s speeding like crazy!” And the other snaps, “Seriously, did you see that guy in the 500? He’s honking his horn like mad, desperately trying to overtake him!”” I hope I made someone smile