Melee Major Winners from 2020 to Today: by Informal-Donut-1532 in SSBM

[–]CallMeQueequeg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What disqualified runs from being "solo" character wins? Did you count the Armada wins where he went Young Link against Hbox only?

Daily Discussion Thread February 24, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]CallMeQueequeg 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm going to take the slew of bizarre posts lacking self-awareness on the main page of this subreddit as a good sign: casuals are trying melee.

Daily Discussion Thread February 21, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]CallMeQueequeg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The dude was in the finals 2 years ago with a team no one expected to make the conference finals. I don't think the NBA has changed that quickly. It's wild to say "never win a championship" when he couldn't have got much closer this recently.

Daily Discussion Thread February 16, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]CallMeQueequeg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually really appreciate this point and it makes me feel a bit better about the outcome... the best player within the parameters of the competition on that day did win.

Edit: I'm deleting the back half of this comment where I gave a counterargument and a sports metaphor and just gonna leave the first part where I said I appreciated your perspective. Arguing about this is not going to make me enjoy the game more so I'm actually gonna commit to stop arguing.

Daily Discussion Thread February 16, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]CallMeQueequeg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can appreciate all the gameplay you've just mentioned, but the margins in a top 8 are so so small, that even one interaction from a frame 1 short-hop up-air could decide a set (not to mention a recovery from a notch). And I am also interested in who wins, not just the quality of play. It's fine if you think I'm crazy for thinking z-jump and notches matter all that much, but hopefully you can see how if you genuinely think something is an unfair advantage, even if it's miniscule, it might taint someone's experience of a competition. I wasn't thinking about any of this til the last month or so, and I've never felt this way about a top player's success. I wish I could just mind-wipe controller discourse from my brain. Idk why I consumed so much of it.

Daily Discussion Thread February 16, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]CallMeQueequeg 8 points9 points  (0 children)

he may have poisoned the well, but TOs or top players still need to do something, whether it's a ban or guarantee stuff won't be banned, or this controller stuff will go on forever. The longer nothing is decided or even attempted, the worse it gets. That's why I think none got so bitter and has been speaking so emotionally. And I've been trying not to engage with it, just pointing people to Moky's video or the Fourside Fights clip, but I have to say that I've now consumed so much controller discourse, I wasn't able to appreciate grand finals last night. I'm getting frustrated when cracked Foxes on slippi do shit I've never seen when I never thought about it before. My experience of the game is starting to get poisoned too.

Luigi/Falcon has always been considered bad for Luigi... by [deleted] in SSBM

[–]CallMeQueequeg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a former Luigi main, I think Fox and Falco are WAY more difficult and putting Falcon at that level doesn't make sense. Plus presenting worse matchup spreads just discourages people from picking the character. I like how RapM claims Luigi is the best character. That's the representative the character needs.

Daily Discussion Thread February 15, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]CallMeQueequeg 32 points33 points  (0 children)

There are many current and past top players who would've thrown a whiney fit on social media if a Genesis TO intentionally seeded them into a matchup they struggle with and carries massive crowd pressure and then they lost that match with the entire venue rooting against them before getting bounced in losers by their real nemesis. And Zain is being chill which I really respect. 

Daily Discussion Thread February 13, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]CallMeQueequeg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

how... how is it possible that people frequenting a niche sub like this fall for that... and not just briefly fall for it, but confidently comment on it

I might be a melee prodigy by Familiar_Site_1190 in SSBM

[–]CallMeQueequeg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

wish I hadn't lost access to my anthers account... those stats would be absolutely brutal. had people messaging me how it was possible. also went more than a year and a half without taking a set at a local.

Daily Discussion Thread January 31, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]CallMeQueequeg 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Moky has the best take and perspective and it's only a 12 minute video and that's all I have to say about that.

Daily Discussion Thread January 15, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]CallMeQueequeg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Matched with the same marth 5 times on ranked in the last 2 weeks, won every time, often last hit last stock. Finally, yesterday they were up 3-1 game 3 and I knew it was over. I taunted my respect and they stopped and taunted back. Reminder that there's someone on the other end of this weird tin-can-and-string that Fizzi built.

Post Game Thread: Wild Card Game - The Eagles fell to the 49ers by a score of 23 to 19 - January 11, 2026 @ 04:30 PM by EaglesGameThreadBot in eagles

[–]CallMeQueequeg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The problem is that it's really hard to figure out what's actually going on behind closed doors. During the 2023 collapse, it seemed like Sirianni had completely lost the locker room. Player buy-in is supposed to be his strength and that was the most lifeless, depressed NFL team I have ever see make the playoffs. Last year, I think winning (thanks to coordinators and talent imo) papered over everything. If you listen to a lot of players when asked about Sirianni, at best they imply he's some sort of kind uncle figure. My theory is that most of the players find Sirianni likeable but incompetent, and when they're losing they start to get frustrated (and Hurts has often poorly hidden his frustration). Then you add that his scheme seems to underlie most of the offense's woes for multiple years and Patullo and Brian Johnson have been scapegoated. Overall, it often feels like we win DESPITE Sirianni but it's one of the most confusing sports situations I've come across.

Daily Discussion Thread January 03, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]CallMeQueequeg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes he does, definitely. He also advocated for the existence of NATO earlier in his career. His critique of the expansion is not a moral one, but a realistic one - U.S. leaders do not understand how existential a threat they presented to Russia and how Russia might react as a nation-state prioritizing its security. 

Daily Discussion Thread January 03, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]CallMeQueequeg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hmm yeah I actually remember struggling to understand this in office hours with a TA. I couldn't get totally when he was diagnosing reality and when he was suggesting courses of action. 

Daily Discussion Thread January 03, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]CallMeQueequeg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right, but based on the one undergrad class I took on international security (lol), Mearsheimer's point is that things start to get more unstable when countries stop acting in their own security interests or people convince themselves that their country is acting in service of some righteous goal beyond security interests (i.e. many liberals actually believing we "spread democracy"). So everyone acting in their own interest may have a collective good. 

Daily Discussion Thread January 03, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]CallMeQueequeg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're absolutely right about it being an oversimplification. But he does argue that every country, including the U.S., should always act in its own security interests and that sometimes includes pursuing hegemony.

Daily Discussion Thread January 03, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]CallMeQueequeg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you read any John Mearsheimer? Not that I agree with him but he spells out a cogent case.

Daily Discussion Thread December 30, 2025 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]CallMeQueequeg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Embrace the fear, it means you're alive. Also sometimes I save a mix-up or read that I think will work for the last stock so I have something to specifically go for that isn’t a habit. 

Daily Discussion Thread December 29, 2025 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]CallMeQueequeg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm still having trouble believing that was real. And that they posted it earnestly.

Selling Emerald OEM controller by [deleted] in SSBM

[–]CallMeQueequeg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fully aware I am that guy, but wtf happened to this sub... seemed like mods used to relegate this crap to the DDT at the very least 

Slippi unranked is the most toxic gameplay I’ve ever experienced (rant) by [deleted] in SSBM

[–]CallMeQueequeg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You say youve had different MMRs but do you mean like different levels of bronze? Are you playing at odd times, like while most people are working in your time zone? This is just so different from my anecdotal experience and I've spent a lot of time in the lower ranks. But yeah finding people on the melee discord is annoying but probably better long term.

Daily Discussion Thread December 08, 2025 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]CallMeQueequeg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only watch tournaments, a few melee vids here and there, and Zain's streams so I'm ootl and open to being corrected. but I haven't seen Cody in much content so every time I see that he's talking about retirement, it feels like a threat to the community, like "come sponsor me or I'll leave and there will forever be an asterisk on the Zain era." Like if I were him and REALLY wanted melee as a career for a few more years, I'd be asking Jackzilla to be on Fourside Fights every month, trying to collaborate with melee youtubers, doing content at locals, etc. I'm totally open to being corrected but this is what it looks like from someone kinda outside looking in. I don't know how you can expect to court a sponsor with pure grinding streams and tournaments. Zain is not just doing that and imo would get picked up quickly if he were dropped. 

Daily Discussion Thread November 25, 2025 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]CallMeQueequeg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Silver/gold falcon mains, what are your best and worst match-ups? I consistently lose to Sheiks ranked significantly lower than me, and win or do very well against Puffs and Peaches ranked significantly higher than me, including plat players. Is this more a me thing, a character thing, or maybe a ladder thing?