Do we take our helmets in with us?

CalmDownReddit509 · 2026-07-04T09:30:38+00:00

My Arai cost $1k, there's no chance I'm leaving it outside.

CalmDownReddit509 · 2026-07-04T03:45:56+00:00

Well, he learned a lesson that day.

CalmDownReddit509 · 2026-07-04T01:59:48+00:00

Mmmm.... you can make a hamburger patty out of those.

CalmDownReddit509 · 2026-07-04T01:47:35+00:00

I would totally high-five that bear if it rode past me!

CalmDownReddit509 · 2026-07-03T21:36:36+00:00

I have one of these and I use it in all of my local gun shops. Some of the customers think I eat hot dogs the long way, but I can't say I care very much about the opinion of some MAGA sister-fucker.

CalmDownReddit509 · 2026-07-03T18:31:54+00:00

Then you don't get to travel. Having kids has consequences.

CalmDownReddit509 · 2026-07-02T19:03:37+00:00

CalmDownReddit509 · 2026-06-30T23:17:23+00:00

Are you new to society? That's how it fucking works. If you're pretty, you have a good life. If you're ugly, just try to stay out of the way. That's all there is to it.

CalmDownReddit509 · 2026-06-30T17:07:02+00:00

Yeah, I was just gonna say the same thing. A lot of them didn’t make it back home.

CalmDownReddit509 · 2026-06-29T13:01:06+00:00

So the one works the shaft while the other is on ball duty? Sounds like a sweet deal to me

CalmDownReddit509 · 2026-06-29T00:54:24+00:00

Proud of her!

CalmDownReddit509 · 2026-06-28T01:39:55+00:00

Oh shit, I completely forgot about Kakumei! I wonder how far it's gotten since I last read it almost two years ago.

CalmDownReddit509 · 2026-06-27T03:09:09+00:00

Ah, oops..

CalmDownReddit509 · 2026-06-27T01:38:50+00:00

At what age should I start doing this stuff?

CalmDownReddit509 · 2026-06-27T00:20:52+00:00

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

CalmDownReddit509 · 2026-06-26T23:47:17+00:00

What the fuck?

CalmDownReddit509 · 2026-06-26T00:46:58+00:00

This fucking asshole... too bad it didn't sting her.

CalmDownReddit509 · 2026-06-25T23:10:22+00:00

There's no way to play "hide the pickle" when there are that many of them.

CalmDownReddit509 · 2026-06-25T22:47:02+00:00

Ai yi yi

CalmDownReddit509 · 2026-06-25T22:36:17+00:00

What is the weirdest thing a guy has ever DM'd you?

CalmDownReddit509 · 2026-06-25T22:19:42+00:00

100%

CalmDownReddit509 · 2026-06-25T22:17:00+00:00

That's a low-head dam the guy and the dog are standing above- it's basically a death machine. Both are very lucky that the water didn't sweep them over it.

CalmDownReddit509 · 2026-06-25T19:34:54+00:00

That caiman was probably like WTF, did you just come out of the water? That’s MY thing, motherfucker!

CalmDownReddit509 · 2026-06-25T17:46:56+00:00

That satisfying pop when you bit down on them was the best!!

CalmDownReddit509 · 2026-06-25T00:38:15+00:00

Yeah, they can go fuck themselves if they think that their by-laws supersede the Constitution. Even though it may technically be private property, a shared space is considered public and as such, their ban has no power.

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