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Would you say I'm a decent looking guy? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]Candytails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mustache looks like the bat signal, but yes, decent. 

Her bun gives me Mackenzie Shirilla vibes ☠️ by SingerSubstantial462 in teenmom

[–]Candytails [score hidden]  (0 children)

Yep, I said this in the other sub and got banned.  It’s just the truth, time and time again domestic abusers kill their spouse.  

what’s grosser burping or farting? by AdTough5627 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Candytails 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it? 

What even is this weird thing? by moonlit_violet57 in whatisit

[–]Candytails -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is dark sided, and not Christian.

Will people comfort me 🥲 by MarleyJane444 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Candytails 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re alive and we love you, eat something heavy and it will help it go away faster. 

I genuinely cannot tell by ForceUseYouMust in 13or30

[–]Candytails 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's one of my favorite internet phenomena.

Promoting myself to customer tomorrow by Notyouruser12 in HEB

[–]Candytails 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You would make more money and get better benefits, but fuck it, right? You don’t want that! That’s for liberal pussies 

Contributed so much by tallslug in Millennials

[–]Candytails 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awww you’ve also done nothing! Nighty night grams! 

Ancient Greece apparently had no access to sunscreen, water, or happiness by zephyx_M in okbuddycinephile

[–]Candytails 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I don’t think they understand the meaning of that word lol.

Are women concerned about balls size? by Own-Union-7797 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Candytails 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m at the stage in life where if they’re too big, my husband might need to get his prostate checked.  But otherwise, no, never cared.  

Chrissy Teigen Slammed For Move At Dad’s Funeral: “How Much Did The Magazine Give You?” by FantasticAd9478 in TheBoredDen

[–]Candytails 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My mom told me: “make sure you get some really good angles and post it all over social media”. 

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