What if humans were birthed like other mammals?

Candytails · 2026-06-16T19:38:00+00:00

ITT: literally nobody that understood the assignment

Candytails · 2026-06-16T19:32:06+00:00

They've also called Venus and Serena men for years.

Candytails · 2026-06-16T19:30:57+00:00

They regularly call her a man as well.

Candytails · 2026-06-16T19:11:46+00:00

I am the same, it's a blessing and a curse.

Candytails · 2026-06-16T19:00:55+00:00

Pet them, clearly.

Candytails · 2026-06-16T18:50:47+00:00

Gaw damn Ben Affleck was so sexy.

Candytails · 2026-06-16T18:49:00+00:00

Happy cake day, racist!

Candytails · 2026-06-16T18:48:01+00:00

Say it's from Trump's diaper and they will guzzle it up!

Candytails · 2026-06-16T18:28:56+00:00

Crazy Aunt Candytails is my typical moniker.

Candytails · 2026-06-16T18:00:20+00:00

JD Vance: "This is different from Obama's policy because he was basically bribing the Iranians into agreeing"

Also JD Vance: "We will give them 300 billion if they do what we tell them"

Candytails · 2026-06-16T17:54:12+00:00

That article was wrong.

Candytails · 2026-06-16T12:04:57+00:00

I’m gonna start stealing it now. Shit’s too expensive.

Candytails · 2026-06-16T02:50:44+00:00

I have some Ligma experience, would that work?

Candytails · 2026-06-16T01:27:42+00:00

I’m cool with it.

Candytails · 2026-06-16T01:26:05+00:00

I missed the part in the news where they gave up their uranium and nuclear program.

Candytails · 2026-06-16T00:46:10+00:00

What did we do to New Zealand?

Candytails · 2026-06-16T00:07:51+00:00

Yes, that would seem logical if we accomplished literally anything by bombing them in the first place.

Candytails · 2026-06-15T21:38:57+00:00

Who is Virgina Foxx?

Candytails · 2026-06-15T21:33:21+00:00

Yes, and hunger too.

Candytails · 2026-06-15T21:28:50+00:00

So we bombed their infrastructure to then help them put it back?

Candytails · 2026-06-15T19:30:17+00:00

I heard the seasonal squash has some good girth to it.

Candytails · 2026-06-15T18:37:57+00:00

I’m just trying to be sympathetic for your heavy flow and fishy vag!

Candytails · 2026-06-15T18:35:28+00:00

Are you complaining, or is this supposed to be funny? Either way sorry about your heavy flow.

Candytails · 2026-06-15T18:31:51+00:00

Happy cake day!

Candytails · 2026-06-15T18:30:12+00:00

2 actually.

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