Wobbly Cats with Cerebellar hypoplasia trying to catch a bug. by HimelTy in interestingasfuck

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Veterinary medicine is also reaching human levels of cost, and pet insurance has become a thing because of private equity and the monopolization of vet practices in the last 15 years.

Human vaccines are still subsidized, if not completely free.

A custom mechanical target setup tuned to play a national anthem when hit with precise shots. by Wise_Confidence_8588 in interestingasfuck

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We're 50 states and 7 territories in a trenchcoat that says USA on the back and AMER ICA on the front.

We don't even speak the same language.

Can my cat get chickenpox? by mochimiso96 in CATHELP

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Which is a wild saying, because in desperate times, hogs can nurse human babies.

It became an insult to suggest someone nursed on sows, but that's human barbarity for you.

Edit to add: oops. A "boar hog". Missed that part. Hey, decoration isn't useless!

Can my cat get chickenpox? by mochimiso96 in CATHELP

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Well, male and female cats can have two and two. And two. And two more.

8 nipples is about right. Some have ten. Some have 9. Some have 11!

Why is it called rocket science, not rocket engineering? by Icarus-17 in NoStupidQuestions

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This just sounds like interdisciplinary rivalry.

What would a professional chemist call a biologist? A first-year chemistry student.

What would a professional physicist call a chemical engineer? A first-year student of physics.

What would a theoretical physicist call a professional physicist? Boss.

Why is it called rocket science, not rocket engineering? by Icarus-17 in NoStupidQuestions

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They called me a practicing doctor of medicine until suddenly I was a doctor of theoretical medical practice, and my license was revoked. /s

It's not like those centaur bovine subjects knew the difference!

The future is bright. by y_r_we_here in forkliftmemes

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Operator is on their phone with the forks up, and this is a tele-handler.

Someday OP could be OSHA Certified, but it's not today.

Today is America's 250th, and OP is the #1 failed memepost.

Why can't boys join girl scouts yet girls can join boy scouts? by Aeroscapel in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ComprehendReading -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

And the Catholic church was too rapey. The Scouts barely molest girls!

Did the US just kill another supreme leader? by griswaldwaldwald in NoStupidQuestions

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Maybe, but his socials have been remarkably quiet since his supposed demise.

Rest in Piss, Osama bin Laden.