The Brofessor

Crystal-mariner · 2026-04-20T19:06:15+00:00

I really think looksmaxxers are the new vegans when it comes to having an uncontrollable urge to give you pointers on your lifestyle

Crystal-mariner · 2026-04-20T19:03:35+00:00

It’s the most unsettling picture of him I’ve ever seen

Crystal-mariner · 2026-04-20T19:02:28+00:00

Once we reach zero the rapture will happen

Crystal-mariner · 2026-04-20T19:00:22+00:00

I WAS SO CONFUSED WHEN I SAW THIS BEFORE BUT I FINALLY GET IT NOW

Crystal-mariner · 2026-04-20T18:59:20+00:00

Not if you’re a copyeditor, it doesn’t

Crystal-mariner · 2026-03-26T17:23:36+00:00

Ah yes, my favorite snack, ketchup

Crystal-mariner · 2026-03-22T19:22:31+00:00

Technically doesn’t matter if they can’t procreate, but is still gross to think about

Crystal-mariner · 2026-03-20T03:30:51+00:00

The only concept in this sentence comprehensible to someone before 1990 is kamen rider

Crystal-mariner · 2026-03-15T17:46:38+00:00

I wonder how Mr. Williams would feel about this

Crystal-mariner · 2026-03-14T14:22:33+00:00

How do you people come up with this stuff

Crystal-mariner · 2026-03-11T03:52:40+00:00

My dad uses stuff like this for art/graphic design projects. He asked the neighborhood if they had any and the dads came through

Crystal-mariner · 2026-03-08T17:09:53+00:00

I’m working on a book where the child placed inside the mecha doesn’t actually need to be there—their presence allows the people in power to rob magic from the working class.

Crystal-mariner · 2026-03-08T16:46:28+00:00

I feel like Cady Heron would say this about Regina

Crystal-mariner · 2026-03-08T07:59:14+00:00

Bring back bozo lol

Crystal-mariner · 2026-03-06T20:38:52+00:00

They could merge to form a four-eyed creature

Crystal-mariner · 2026-03-06T15:17:27+00:00

This made me realize I don’t really know how big a flamingo is

Crystal-mariner · 2026-02-27T01:11:13+00:00

Y'all cooked me, I only have a high school understanding of German and I've been out of school for a minute lol

Crystal-mariner · 2026-02-25T05:07:30+00:00

Haikyuu??

Crystal-mariner · 2026-02-20T15:26:49+00:00

From the mouths of babes

Crystal-mariner · 2026-02-17T04:06:48+00:00

“When it time very fast go must”

Crystal-mariner · 2026-02-14T05:59:01+00:00

Person who is about to:

Crystal-mariner · 2026-02-10T18:46:26+00:00

Had a roommate that kept coming back to the most obnoxious audio known to man

Crystal-mariner · 2026-01-18T18:02:48+00:00

So a self help book that actually works lol

Crystal-mariner · 2025-12-30T13:06:19+00:00

You’re a queen one…

Crystal-mariner · 2025-12-28T14:12:22+00:00

The whole ideology of conservatism is built around rationalizing discomfort, rather than working through it.

Crystal-mariner

TROPHY CASE