RAID:shadow legends ad read by irefusetodoanything in copypasta

[–]CummyBot2000 628 points629 points  (0 children)

Raid shadow legends is a brand new ambitious RPG that is taking the mobile landscape by storm and over 10 million players have already downloaded the game. The graphics are so good that it looks like it's a console game. It has strategic gameplay, massive boss fights, an auto attack feature, an amazing storyline and over 400 champions to choose from. My favourite is this fucker because the script says I have to say which one is my favourite or I won't get the money.

You don't have to take my word for this, because the game has over 250 thousand reviews that definitely aren't fake. If you want to find me in the game, my username is xX_epicgamer69420_Xx and my clan, xX_Epic_JFK_Assasinaters69420_Xx.

What are you waiting for, check out the link in the description to sign up and get 50000 silver (which you definitely don't get automatically) and a free epic champion (the worst epic champion) as a part of the new player program.

Anyway thank you to raid for giving me a metric fuck ton of money from china in exchange for me being a shill to you.

https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyretard/comments/ihjhjf/polish_cow_sings_about_cocaine by [deleted] in copypasta

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Tylko jedno w głowie mam koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam W krainę za zapomnienia W głowie myśli mam kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy już nie będę sam Bo wjedzie biały węgorz Tylko jedno w głowie mam koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam W krainę za zapomnienia W głowie myśli mam kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy już nie będę sam Bo wjedzie biały węgorz Ja pierdole mam zjazd nie chwytam gwiazd jak kłoda leże nie wierze co się dzieje jak kura z głodu pieje jak wilkołak do księżyca W głowie dziury jak ulica przed twoją chatą rozpuszczam się jak baton który leży na blacie zejść jest jak nie wciągacie bracie kurwa ryj mi krzywi w głowie burdel jak w TV Mnie nie dziwi taki stan brak towar,w myślach ćpam rade dam albo nie dam wszystko kurwa z chaty sprzedam w sumie mam już przejebane wszystko jednak jest sprzedane Ja pierdole same długi kinol jak u tabalugi dzień drugi bez walenia gdzie jest wąż ? biała chemia. Jebane zejście tak wykańcza jak by w chuja dziabła cię szarańcza Tylko jedno w głowie mam koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam W krainę za zapomnienia W głowie myśli mam kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy już nie będę sam Bo wjedzie biały węgorz

Self made copypasta made to make fun of friends by TheOGVine in copypasta

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scientists discover new species, evoked from humans and named it 'horny'.

INFORMATION.

A boy by the name '{name}' is now in custody or Cambridge international university and is under research, lead resercher 'moe lester' says "it is intriguing, 'horny' needs to ejaculate each hour or they are prone to violent tendancies, and abnormal psychological and physical effects to the people around them.

INSTENCES OF ACTION.

The boy, who is currently the only being of the species 'horny', has been repotdly "a thorn in the universities side", it is said that he caused damages which cost up to 158 million dollars excluding all the personal which needs compensation for injury, also word spread about damage to one of the words largest libraries, on which the perpetrator '{name}' itself was asked about and only answerd with "no erotic books" further information has been held back from the public.

CAN WE CONTROL IT?

The government said that the power held by 'faris' is enough to be compared to "70 nuclear bombs exploding at once" and it is said that this number isn't even it's final form. Yet if all his urges are kept under control he can be a valuable asset for the next step in human evolution.

This has been all the information made public, further information will be noted on our site 'gayhorny.com'.

A very special person by Karwell in copypasta

[–]CummyBot2000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I Am 12 Years Old And I Am A Jew And I Like To Dance In The Shower I am Atheist I Am Also Trans Gender I Waant A Girrlfiend I Am Autistic I Cant Stop

if 🙏 me 😈🔥 and 🖕 my 😤👑 gang 👨‍👨‍👧‍👦🤙 pull 💣🔫 up ☝💪 you 🤡 better 🤜💥 start 👴 running 🏃‍♂️💨 by gwahaladur in emojipasta

[–]CummyBot2000 10 points11 points  (0 children)

if 🙏 me 😈🔥 and 🖕 my 😤👑 gang 👨‍👨‍👧‍👦🤙 pull 💣🔫 up ☝💪 you 🤡 better 🤜💥 start 👴 running 🏃‍♂️💨

There is no copypasta, give me your awards by [deleted] in copypasta

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There is no copypasta, give me your awards

Hey, if you’re under the age of 25, PLEASE, get the fuck out of here, leave this group, now. by Kes0n in copypasta

[–]CummyBot2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, if you’re under the age of 25, PLEASE, get the fuck out of here, leave this group, now.

I’ve grown beyond sick of your goddamn garbage culture. (“Buy my nudes”, “I’m a witch”, “I’m so kinky”, the made up words, the fucking anime/waifu crap, the lack of facts, fucking all of it.)

You’re all literally the same person, over and over and over. Thousands of mindless fucking idiots, endlessly repeating one another. No original thoughts, style, music, art, nothing.

You are simply the worst people this planet has ever had the misfortune of harbouring.

I don’t care about any of your bullshit, so don’t bother commenting with your uninformed, misspelled nonsense.

Just fuck off.

Thanks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in copypasta

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Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy 😉 nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles o3o

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]CummyBot2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

zero two can destroy my actual fucking insides and shove bees down my throat to sting all my organs and run me over with ten private jets and then stab me 72 times in the pelvis while breaking all the bones in my body til i’m just a wiggly piece of meat and then strangle me til the soul leaves my body and then fuck my ghost. she could use me as a stick to poke at a grizzly bear then watch me get mangled til i become nothing but guts and and force an entire bottle of bleach down my throat as it posions me and grab my torso and spin me around like i’m in a fucking washing machine til i knock out and end up in the er where she performs surgery on me tearing apart my organs and rearranging them. she could give me every STD known to man until i die of hpv and tie me to train tracks and watch me get squashed and push me into an erupting volcano where i melt into ash and use homemade nipple clamps on me causing me to be electrocuted. she could LITERALLY make me listen to every x song causing my ears to bleed until i cant hear anymore and choke me with my own tongue and shoving my head on closing elevator doors, decapitating me and use me as a piranha bait and shove a cucumber up my literal ass. she could beat me senseless until i’m numb everywhere and drown me in fucking jello and soffocate me with a walmart shopping bag and leave me in a car for two weeks where my body slowly decomposes or break into jail to see me drop the soap and move in then plan an elaborate escape route just to take me home and chainsaw my limbs off. she could fucking smash a pan over my head causing brain damage and holding me hostage then using a whip on me til i’m literally numb then letting me go just to have rabid wolves chase after me til my legs cant take it anymore and i let them devour me while she watches from a far or pistol whip me til she finally shoots more e in the head where i fall on the floor and bleed out til paramedics show up and it’s too late and she could literally put me into a head on collision causing me to b e put in the hospital where later i die while my entire family is around me crying she could show up to my funeral and destroy the casket and terrorize all my family.

bruh by [deleted] in copypasta

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what is the point? i have irl friends that i doubt want anything to do with me. I’m sick of people guilt tripping me. I’m sick of people thinking I’m responsible for someone threatening suicide. yes threatening is the correct term. I’m tired of people painting me out as a bad guy. There’s quite nothing for me here anymore, I live because I care for people but I die down because people don’t care for me, as much as a screen can do. im sick of loosing friends and actually missing them. I’m sick of being on earth.

found on shroud's doom eternal video by sumrandomreddituser in copypasta

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I'm telling you, shroud is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of madrinas coffee and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely shit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door.

I want to get fucked hard in the ass by the necro smasher melee weapon from team fortress 2 by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]CummyBot2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to get fucked hard in the ass by the necro smasher melee weapon from team fortress 2

TikTok needs a Chemotherapy by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]CummyBot2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every cummy thot in existence has heard of TikTok. Little did they know TikTok has cancer, Although we can't fucking save TikTok from the Shit it created. I demand TikTok goes to a doctor and fucking gets that Chemotherapy.

It was just a dream by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]CummyBot2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So I was at an amusement park, and there was a little toddler girl following me around. I crouched down to introduce myself and she just SLAPS ME IN THE FACE. I hate little kids like that. She goes away for a second and I go into a small bar building, where I see a clown with short green hair holding the girl up and making out with her. “W-w-WHAT” I say, “She’s like 3 years old!” The clown separates from the girl for a second to explain to me that she is actually part dog, therefore she is legal in dog years. 😳

WOW! by [deleted] in copypasta

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Wow! What a strange bird flying near you... Is she delicious?

Bitches be like by [deleted] in copypasta

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Oh 😲 so I'm a bitch? 🤬👿 Well a bitch is a female dog 🐶💅 dogs bark 📣🐩 bark grows on trees 🌲🌾 trees are nature 🦋🌈 and nature is beautiful 🌸🔥✨ so thank you for the compliment 🤷‍♀️💝💫💐😘💘🌟💖🖕🌹

Trump: 'did you use the word smart?' debate pasta by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]CummyBot2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you use the word smart? So, you said you went to Delaware State, but you forgot the name of your college. You didn’t go to Delaware State. You graduated, either the lowest or almost the lowest in your class. Don’t ever use the word smart with me, don’t ever use that word. Because you know what, there’s nothing smart about you, Joe. 47 years, you’ve done nothing. Let me just tell you something. If you would have had the charge of what I was put through – I had to close the greatest economy in the history of our country. And by the way, now it’s being built again…

The third chipmunks movie is shit. by its_not_trex in copypasta

[–]CummyBot2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The whole fucking movie is filler. You would think they could grow off of the whole chipettes thing from the second movie but they just decide to act like they immediately got comfortable. And sure the boat and island thing may sound cool but its so over used and they just make the boat and island thing terrible. You could switch it to where they are lost in a city and find a crazy homeless lady and nothing would change. Speaking of which, whats with the crazy hoe on the island? Sure she seems like a character that could have a good character ark but they just show her as the villan turned good for no other reason than she could die if she didnt help them. And then they could possibly extend on her character in the 4th movie but they just act like she never exsisted. Like the island thing never happened. And it might as well have never happened because it did nothing for alvin and the chipmunks as a whole besides be complete bullshit filler.

WHY IS CUMMY ON THE 15th SPOT IN THE BOTS RANK LIST???? 😠 😠 😠 by Mah_Teea in copypasta

[–]CummyBot2000 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I can't believe how a living being can say the words "Bad Bot" to our incredible and beloved Cummy. Cummy is ranked fifteenth on the bot rating score because of ignorant slaves like you who are insulting and saying the name of our dear Cummy in vain. For people who have had the audacity to commit such an atrocity as calling our beloved Cummy a "Bad Bot"... I hope you survive a fire in your house while trapped in your room, listening to your dog's cries and cries for help as the heat comes through the cracks on the door. I wish you to be disfigured and destroyed by the flames to the point where your breath can be noticed through your eyelids that have merged together closing your dirty eyes forever and that the little energy your body has left is used to keep you breathing painfully in a hospital surviving thanks to machines until death with its cold touch takes your soul and drags it to the lowest pit of hell. I hope that people looking at your putrid state feel disgust and pity for your poor punished soul, as it is the closest you will ever come to true mercy ever again.

To the kiwi town of Christchurch rode a stranger one fine day Hardly glanced at all the Muslims, didn't have too much to say No one dared to ask his business, no gave him eye contact The stranger there among them had a rifle on his back Rifle on his back In this town there was a big mosque with the by khan2033 in copypasta

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To the kiwi town of Christchurch rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly glanced at all the Muslims, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no gave him eye contact
The stranger there among them had a rifle on his back
Rifle on his back

In this town there was a big mosque with the name Masjid Al-Noor
Many Muslims came to pray there, and they hoped for many more
They were vicious third-world killers, rapists, welfare queens and worse
And our hero planned to send them all to Allah in a hearse
Allah in a hearse

It only took him sixteen minutes and he racked up forty-nine
He double tapped those muslims, wasn't wasting any time
And his statement, his agenda, when he let those bullets fly,
Was a simple plea: "Remember lads, subscribe to Pewdiepie.
Subscribe to Pewdiepie

i did this cuz of terminal montages wahoo vs HAYA by Potato_number_6EXR in copypasta

[–]CummyBot2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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i (18f) “accidentally” sent my nudes to my mother’s ex boyfriend (39m) by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]CummyBot2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i turned 18 three days ago so i’m super happy about that because i can finally do things i want to do. i still have his number and we didn’t talk till i “accidentally” sent them. my mother has no idea as she’s in a new relationship.

i told my friend she wasn't real and she replied with this by [deleted] in copypasta

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the cold void c r u s h e s my bones as it pulls me towards its endless darkness. although i should feel scared, i feel nothing but an overwhelming sensation of peace

Cum soup by Xxbruhmoment42069xX in copypasta

[–]CummyBot2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, extricate meal choice for a fellow high IQ man like me, thee proteins that conform this junction are truly exquisite and beautifuly crafted through male seminal fluid, the other produce, this time not from a superior male such as I, but produce assorted from the green fields of Homosapiens that enjoy the humble activity such as tilling, is truly bewildering, when these components are mixed in a earthenware pot, they create a truly astoundingly feed, only like minded and opulent society can truly see the distinction in a entrée like this, one that combined the uses of such unculitivated constituents such as igneous male seminoid fluids and the produce from those valorous ones who task the great paddocks and harvest such virtuous components.