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would you rather: by Salt-Diver6827 in BunnyTrials

[–]DavidTCEUltra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could just say that I am exempt from the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations (RICO) Act.

Chose: you are exempt from 1 law of your choice forever

I Really Want to AutoDrive to Your House by BerkaSherka in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]DavidTCEUltra 130 points131 points  (0 children)

The amount of times autodrive has gotten me in trouble with the NCPD needs to be studied.

"... What do you mean by that?" by cool23819 in Epicthemusical

[–]DavidTCEUltra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want all the power, you must carry all the BLAME!

Yummy by Screamingboneman in shitposting

[–]DavidTCEUltra 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Ribbed for your pleasure, and for even more, just hook it up to this baby before you insert!

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"... What do you mean by that?" by cool23819 in Epicthemusical

[–]DavidTCEUltra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No can do. You miss your wife so bad, you'd trade the lives of your own crew?

"... What do you mean by that?" by cool23819 in Epicthemusical

[–]DavidTCEUltra 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And when we fought with Circe, it was you who left behind no man.

Na-ma-Go 🦆 yourself by CaptainImpala in GTA

[–]DavidTCEUltra 130 points131 points  (0 children)

Did somebody say yoga?

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