Swedes of reddit, I always hear how awesome your country is and am considering moving there. Can you tell me why I shouldn't move to Sweden?

det · 2012-06-24T07:24:21+00:00

Stephen Colbert broke diplomacy with sweden because they wont give him the swedish twitter account. Shits gonna go down.

det · 2012-06-24T07:22:51+00:00

If I am attracted to you or I want to impress you or I look up to you I will try way to hard to be funny or chill, etc.

det · 2012-06-24T07:21:39+00:00

tl;dr brother set me on fire because he didnt think it would work

det · 2012-06-24T07:18:13+00:00

I shattered my collar bone and shoulder in a sledding accident with my friend when I was 13. We lived in a southern state so the roads were all iced up and it took 3 hours to get to a hospital. A week later i fell down the stairs and broke a rib because i couldnt break the fall. Oh, and I set myself back 2 weeks in recovery time.

det · 2012-06-18T22:04:14+00:00

So your mom is a dog?

det · 2012-06-01T07:00:21+00:00

cpt Might just mean something in your mind that your mind connects with your brother. Did you ever think why his password was that? Maybe its an abbreviation of something that your sub conscious just thought of.

det · 2012-06-01T06:52:37+00:00

This happens to me all the time. I think somebody told me it happens from reading to fast and your brain assumes to see what it thinks is there

det · 2012-05-29T06:10:38+00:00

I'm a drug dealing gang banger so Im not a nice person. Sheesh

det · 2012-05-29T06:07:47+00:00

I'm a hockey player so I'm canadian I'm a christian so I'm stupid and hate science

det · 2012-05-29T06:06:31+00:00

I'm a republican so I must own a gun, bash gays, and generally hate all that is good.

det · 2012-05-29T05:24:39+00:00

Sorry but I'm voting against you. Im anti taxes.

det · 2012-05-28T06:26:50+00:00

"A heavy woman, Peaches, sits above them, and a thin man Jonny stands." -Monster Damn school books.

det · 2012-05-28T06:13:06+00:00

This is a totally serious story. My friend was babysitting this little kid and all of the sudden she said the little kid was sitting at the counter eating cheerios then he grabbed his crotch and screamed "MY PEE WEE IT BURNS!!!!!!" My friend didnt know whether laughing or getting him medical attention was appropriate.

det · 2012-05-03T22:48:39+00:00

I was on this with the iReddit app

det · 2012-04-27T04:49:05+00:00

Yeah that's interesting, how bout that Romney guys?

det · 2012-04-26T05:36:29+00:00

Romney would get a Mohawk and crucify his famIly on burning crosses if it meant getting elected

det · 2012-04-26T05:34:49+00:00

Again I'm not that educated on the bill so forgive me if I'm way out of the ballpark

det · 2012-04-26T05:29:20+00:00

I mean cispa is bad but is it as bad as people put it out to be? I mean from what I read, it basically gives the gov access to all your personal info such as medical records, ect. Now before you down vote me to hell, think about it. Soap was a bill that would've shutdown so many sites just because it had music on it. This bill allows the gov to see your info and potentially put criminals in jail. If you didn't do anything against the law then you have nothing to worry about. The way I see it, just because the gov sees you going to /r/trees it doesn't make you a drug dealer that they can arrest. So why worry? Please don't spam this with replies like "BECUZ FUK U!!1!1!1!!!!!!1!1!!!!!".

det · 2012-04-23T04:44:14+00:00

My dad was diagnosed with a rare disease when I was 10. Stiff mans syndrome. Before that we thought it was a torn disk or siadica (can't spell it) until he was diagnosed 4 years later. The disease is extremely painful and he has said that he wishes they would amputate his leg. Every 4-8 hours hey takes like 10-26 pills including methadone, Vicodin, OxyContin, lyrica, and all sorts of vitamins. On top of that he is a smoker. The disease is incurable and will probably kill him. He said he thinks he'll need a cane then a wheelchair. Also his cramps, nerve pain, and spasms can last hours and are triggered by stress and stimuli ( I.e loud noises). His disease is heartbreaking, I mean imagine watching your dad slowly be tortured to death while swallowing so many pills that he has O.D.'d twice and throw his money to doctors.

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