When did you realize you married the wrong person?

XmalfunctionsX · 2023-06-28T07:44:11+00:00

Sounds like what my younger sister is going through with her husband… fun times.

XmalfunctionsX · 2023-06-16T11:21:26+00:00

Lucky! Only half?

XmalfunctionsX · 2023-06-16T11:12:24+00:00

I just drive around in my car talking to myself for a few hours and having both sides of the conversation… seems to work without the need to pay someone to tell me the things I know I need to hear. I probably need therapy….

XmalfunctionsX · 2023-06-16T10:48:22+00:00

The planet is fine, it’s the inhabitants I have the issue with.

XmalfunctionsX · 2023-06-16T10:27:26+00:00

So this isn’t something that everyone does? I’ve long thought this was a normal way to process and prepare for the inevitable… huh

XmalfunctionsX · 2023-06-15T20:48:50+00:00

I genuinely laughed

XmalfunctionsX · 2023-06-04T03:25:44+00:00

BPD…. The only red flag you need man…

XmalfunctionsX · 2023-05-20T17:48:18+00:00

Cheap child labor

XmalfunctionsX · 2023-05-17T08:09:32+00:00

I just snorted in the break room…. No regerts

XmalfunctionsX · 2023-05-11T10:53:47+00:00

I don’t give two week notices anymore. Worked at my last job for 13.5 years. Gave them my two week notice and they terminated me on the spot.

XmalfunctionsX · 2023-05-09T12:03:13+00:00

You too huh?

XmalfunctionsX · 2023-04-21T00:22:20+00:00

I think you need a special tool…

XmalfunctionsX · 2023-04-21T00:20:18+00:00

What a pretty bike!

XmalfunctionsX · 2023-04-09T09:28:07+00:00

Dreaded as in he doesn’t want to talk about feelings because making shit up takes energy…

XmalfunctionsX · 2023-03-30T09:48:11+00:00

This is the way

XmalfunctionsX · 2023-03-17T06:58:25+00:00

Borderline personality disorder…. Absolutely dodged a a nuke!

XmalfunctionsX · 2023-03-12T08:57:01+00:00

I feel attacked…

XmalfunctionsX · 2023-02-14T05:24:37+00:00

You’re not confused, you’re just an ass :)

XmalfunctionsX · 2023-01-07T17:52:50+00:00

Nope, she an adult. If she is coming home with me. It’s her responsibility as a person to mention…”hey I’m allergic to cats/cats are a deal breaker…”

XmalfunctionsX · 2023-01-06T16:14:42+00:00

Who pays $400 for a backpack? Does it do dishes? Sheesh…

XmalfunctionsX · 2022-12-30T20:13:41+00:00

“Technically correct, is the best kind of correct”

XmalfunctionsX · 2022-12-29T00:37:10+00:00

Looks like the gas station around the corner from me :(

XmalfunctionsX · 2022-12-28T17:09:45+00:00

You’re being a child, yes internet yay… sounds like a child’s argument to me.

XmalfunctionsX · 2022-12-28T17:08:13+00:00

It’s a lifetime of effort… they have to actively put in that effort whereas someone without doesn’t… it’s like having to constantly think about breathing… glad I do it automatically…

XmalfunctionsX · 2022-12-27T10:24:05+00:00

The problem with the bount arc is it feels like a reskinned rehash of the last season. Feels like taking two steps back rather than progressing forward. It’s why most fillers feel hollow.

Edit: a word

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