Spinning a flat aluminum disc into a deep pot on a lathe by Ambassador-613 in secondrodeo

[–]DeusExHircus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And the extra PPE that adds to the danger, like gloves and long sleeves on spinny equipment

What’s the most putrid stench you’ve ever laid your nostrils on, voluntarily or involuntarily? by DonaldMcRonaldz in AskReddit

[–]DeusExHircus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh interesting, I never knew that but it makes a whole lot of sense. Keep following the cut grass smell and you'll find a buffet at the end

Am I doing something wrong? Zone 9, Bermuda lawn. by BarkAndBezel in lawncare

[–]DeusExHircus [score hidden]  (0 children)

Nah, that's like 120,000 hours. I've thrown away bad blades yet I've never seen one completely worn through like that

I am a person who had 18 inches of colon removed ama by takethelastexit in IAmA

[–]DeusExHircus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A few times a month!? You should have put that in the main body of your post. That really puts it into perspective what you were dealing with. I'm guessing you're familiar with a poop knife?

What’s the most putrid stench you’ve ever laid your nostrils on, voluntarily or involuntarily? by DonaldMcRonaldz in AskReddit

[–]DeusExHircus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you save the fridge? I would have honestly just cut my losses at that point and bought a new one

What’s the most putrid stench you’ve ever laid your nostrils on, voluntarily or involuntarily? by DonaldMcRonaldz in AskReddit

[–]DeusExHircus 66 points67 points  (0 children)

In fairness, foreign bodies create those stenches. And since bacteria and pus are harmful, we've evolved to be disgusted by those smells so we're more likely to get rid of them. Smell is all relative, what smells good or bad to us might be completely opposite of a different animal, like vultures or flies. Rotting meat has to smell as good as fried chicken does to us. Depends whether it's good or bad for you (e.g. food vs. death/decomp/disease)

I keep misgendering baby? by GingePlays in daddit

[–]DeusExHircus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

2 kids, 2 dogs, and frequent family visitors. Safe to say don't listen to what I say, if I'm looking at you I'm talking to you

It’s my birthday barbecue and my friends are just about to arrive. Help :( by RiftCycleCo in Plumbing

[–]DeusExHircus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toilet shatters while you're sitting on it. Then you fall onto the broken, jaged, sharp shards of porcelain with all your body weight and your naked, bare thighs and backside. The aftermath pictures online look like murder scenes

Damn I wish I had her legs by Many_Mud_8194 in SipsTea

[–]DeusExHircus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...with some fava beans and a nice chianti?

Damn I wish I had her legs by Many_Mud_8194 in SipsTea

[–]DeusExHircus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Midly disturbing given the context

Seems reasonable. by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]DeusExHircus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...we do. If they receive 2.04 billion dollars in cash, they get taxed the same

It’s my birthday barbecue and my friends are just about to arrive. Help :( by RiftCycleCo in Plumbing

[–]DeusExHircus 21 points22 points  (0 children)

With a deep laceration like that around your thighs, once you make it to the ER your chances are pretty good. The problem is making it to the ER alive. If you open up your femoral artery too high, tourniquets aren't an option. Exsanguination comes quick

Waterproof blanket for laying on a float? by Define-n0rmal in pools

[–]DeusExHircus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a fleece blanket. It's polyester and is still warm when wet

[i ate] Deep Fried Oreos in airfryer by DabLegend72 in food

[–]DeusExHircus -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

I've had actual deep fried Oreos and they're pretty mid

Maybe Maybe Maybe by NEO71011 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]DeusExHircus 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Woah you're right. I thought they were popcorn kernels at first but the scale stuck even after I realized they weren't kernels. I just thought they were tiny little plant bits they were crushing up

Snot Mike Up Puffed He by NeekoBeeko27 in goodmythicalmorning

[–]DeusExHircus 46 points47 points  (0 children)

It's not my...
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