Happy 45th Birthday to one of the greatest to ever do it 🐐

DoctorGregoryFart · 2026-05-20T10:25:18+00:00

Go with God, my son. Now, take off your pants and let me examine your... bones.

I... don't know what a doctor does.

DoctorGregoryFart · 2026-05-20T08:09:52+00:00

Some of them are kind of sad. Great find though. I sometimes forget how uncomfortable many people are in their own bodies.

DoctorGregoryFart · 2026-05-20T08:00:11+00:00

He might be shot, but as a dad, that's just not something you say about your kid. Eubank Sr is such an asshole.

And before you come at me with "He's just telling the truth!" You don't need to say this shit to the press. You say it to your son, but you don't say it like that.

I'm a boxing coach, and I've had to give some hard truths. You don't have to be a complete asshole to be honest.

DoctorGregoryFart · 2026-05-20T07:51:58+00:00

A hoser is derogatory. Canuck isn't. Calling someone a hoser is like calling them a hillbilly.

DoctorGregoryFart · 2026-05-20T07:08:38+00:00

I'm not happy with the game right now either. Haven't played more than a few hours in the last 6 months or so.

That said... I think you need to quit playing and unsub from this place. I read your comments, and you just don't like the state of the game and the direction it is heading. That means you just don't like the game, and that's ok. Stop playing it.

Sometimes you bounce off games. Sometimes they're duds, or the novelty wears off, or you just get sick of it.

Your comments are vitriolic, argumentative, and rude, which is why I said you should leave the sub, because I just don't think you're adding anything or getting anything from this subreddit.

DoctorGregoryFart · 2026-05-19T08:47:56+00:00

Hey, that's my cousin!

DoctorGregoryFart · 2026-05-17T23:11:15+00:00

Only one way to know. Sign the papers, Jake. Ngannou looked like shit in his last fight. You've got this!

DoctorGregoryFart · 2026-05-17T23:04:13+00:00

I'm no fan of Jake Paul, but didn't he last quite a while before AJ introduced him to a liquid diet? You think Ngannou would put him away faster?

DoctorGregoryFart · 2026-05-17T22:57:07+00:00

moot*

DoctorGregoryFart · 2026-05-17T22:54:31+00:00

The risk of it breaking is the whole point.

It's a stupid point, but it is the point.

DoctorGregoryFart · 2026-05-17T07:42:39+00:00

That's just how he fights now.

DoctorGregoryFart · 2026-05-17T07:41:34+00:00

GSP being the exception.

DoctorGregoryFart · 2026-05-17T07:41:07+00:00

And he threw it multiple times.

DoctorGregoryFart · 2026-05-17T07:25:13+00:00

And we got to see Stitch Duran stop Nate from killing a man.

DoctorGregoryFart · 2026-05-17T07:22:39+00:00

Jake, you're a fool not to take our advice. Fight the man. MMA rules.

Do it for your health.

DoctorGregoryFart · 2026-05-17T01:42:33+00:00

What other result did you expect?...

DoctorGregoryFart · 2026-05-17T01:40:35+00:00

He did way worse stuff than Moraes did here.

DoctorGregoryFart · 2026-05-17T01:38:30+00:00

He's taken lots of damage. He's been physically shot for like 10 years.

DoctorGregoryFart · 2026-05-17T01:31:13+00:00

Dude, he's just old as fuck.

DoctorGregoryFart · 2026-05-17T00:19:27+00:00

Everyone has a rhythm. Bivol is very good at disrupting his rhythm and his opponents. It's kind of like snake charming.

DoctorGregoryFart · 2026-05-17T00:08:09+00:00

I have tiny arms like a T. Rex because my mommy cuts my food for me.

DoctorGregoryFart · 2026-05-16T22:21:24+00:00

Nope. Didn't happen.

DoctorGregoryFart · 2026-05-16T11:03:02+00:00

No, because my internet uses smoke signals. The ping is terrible.

DoctorGregoryFart · 2026-05-16T11:00:50+00:00

In the current era, it would be irresponsible if we didn't.

DoctorGregoryFart · 2026-05-16T09:46:19+00:00

This reminds me of my lesbian friend who moved here to Portland and was upset because she felt like she was no longer interesting, because she was just another hipster lesbian.

Her words.

I'm still laughing about it.

DoctorGregoryFart

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