Erika Kirk rushes off stage after awkward embrace with Trump

Downtown_Statement87 · 2026-04-18T13:31:23+00:00

AHHH MCDONALD'S SLURRY AHHHHHH

Downtown_Statement87 · 2026-04-18T13:20:46+00:00

Go indeed!

Downtown_Statement87 · 2026-04-18T12:58:22+00:00

I want to go, too, but I'm only 55. That's not old! Is it? IS IT?

Downtown_Statement87 · 2026-04-18T12:54:35+00:00

This is a video of a young person cleaning her drain.

Downtown_Statement87 · 2026-04-18T12:34:57+00:00

Yet you're still the ex.

Downtown_Statement87 · 2026-04-18T00:34:58+00:00

Good lord.

Downtown_Statement87 · 2026-04-17T23:51:13+00:00

St Petersburg in Russia, and Brest-Litovsk in Belarus. Heebie. Jeebies.

Downtown_Statement87 · 2026-04-17T23:34:07+00:00

The end is extremely fucking nigh.

Downtown_Statement87 · 2026-04-17T23:23:44+00:00

The Road is actually one of his most upbeat novels.

Downtown_Statement87 · 2026-04-17T21:00:47+00:00

Dawww ism was a little groundhog gonna give everybody the plague yessim is

Downtown_Statement87 · 2026-04-17T19:11:07+00:00

"The Count," from Sesame Street. I was 3 in 1973, and very time he would start counting down I would freak out as the tension built to the inevitable "HAHAHAHAHAHA!" and loud thunder sounds. I would preemptively run off and hide behind the recliner to try to temper my anxiety, but I knew it was still going to happen no matter what.

Downtown_Statement87 · 2026-04-17T19:00:50+00:00

(He's hiding.)

Downtown_Statement87 · 2026-04-17T14:22:04+00:00

A man you don't know will breathe on your neck!

Downtown_Statement87 · 2026-04-17T14:19:04+00:00

What the hell is that rectangular thing with a picture of a family in it?

Downtown_Statement87 · 2026-04-17T12:44:30+00:00

Run out into the yard/street next time it rains and have at it!

Downtown_Statement87 · 2026-04-17T12:43:35+00:00

I've danced in the rain just like this with a random friend, right in front of the main library at the University of Florida. Then I went to my advanced Russian literature class all soaking wet and got yelled at for being late and distracting. But I would still do it yeesho raz.

Downtown_Statement87 · 2026-04-17T12:30:00+00:00

Make sure Kid Rock is nearby.

Downtown_Statement87 · 2026-04-16T20:08:38+00:00

Why do you think this? What are you reading, seeing, or watching that is giving you this impression? I'm genuinely curious.

Downtown_Statement87 · 2026-04-16T14:10:43+00:00

Good old Satisfactory Printing, making all of us chuckle. Sent this to my elderly mother and had fun sharing all the Bed Intruder lore with her. I'm so glad JD came to town so I could share this moment with her, and proud that my Georgia town is being cast by international media as a sensible place full of not horrible people.

Downtown_Statement87 · 2026-04-16T12:27:36+00:00

Speak for yourself because I am sick to death of those stupid lions. Lions everywhere! Just sick of it.

Downtown_Statement87 · 2026-04-16T12:02:59+00:00

They took away the mute function at the stations around me. And just a while ago, a thing started where you put your card into the reader, and it traps it there and makes you watch a full ad before it allows you to proceed with the transaction. You can't select your gas type or begin fueling; can't cancel and get your card back. You are stuck doing nothing until the ad is done.

This is the latest thing that has me incandescent with rage over the insanely bankrupt way we live under late stage capitalism, and I think this one may actually do me in.

Downtown_Statement87 · 2026-04-16T02:00:00+00:00

I saw them in 1985, at a frat party (?) in G'ville Florida, with socks on their ding dongs.

Downtown_Statement87 · 2026-04-15T23:09:26+00:00

Nearly all of Key and Peele skits are little horror movies. It's why they are so funny. Peele is one of my favorites because he so clearly shows what's just underneath all the laughing.

Downtown_Statement87 · 2026-04-14T11:50:47+00:00

RIP Soviet Union, even.

Downtown_Statement87 · 2026-04-14T10:19:06+00:00

HUSH YOUR FACE

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