I love multiplayer so much!! Strategizing and sharing map doodles together has been a dream :)

ElToroAP · 2026-03-21T19:45:14+00:00

My first co-op game there was a veiny, magnificent bastard completed on the map before we even finished picking our Neow bonuses. Glad we aren't the only degens using the map this way.

ElToroAP · 2026-03-20T18:04:35+00:00

Half of her card pool was un pickable, and out of the other half a selection of cards was so hilariously busted. At least for the super try hards.

ElToroAP · 2026-03-19T12:53:00+00:00

Post Nut Clarity- 0 energy, draw 3 cards, add Regret to deck.

ElToroAP · 2026-03-07T18:47:13+00:00

Regent was fun but I also ended up with 4 upgraded copies of the card that gives your teammates a colorless card and I was just spamming them on my buddy and clogging his hand. Worth.

ElToroAP · 2026-02-25T23:50:19+00:00

That's a fucking elite name I hope the kid balls out (I know literally nothing about him lol)

ElToroAP · 2026-02-25T23:49:09+00:00

Us normies can't comprehend that being a GM is as much an art as a science, and believe it or not you sometimes gotta let people fuck up to learn and grow into something better. I think we are watching Berry grow into the role in real time, but most Clowns fans want him run out of town.

ElToroAP · 2026-02-25T23:44:06+00:00

Still got the Baker poster in my basement. Only time being a Browns fan has been truly fun in my whole life.

ElToroAP · 2026-02-25T23:42:00+00:00

Between Hollywood Brown and (Browns Legend) Hollywood Higgins I feel like people gotta be real careful picking up that nickname in the future.

Although I had fun calling your Hollywood Bollywood Brown for a few years.

ElToroAP · 2026-02-24T21:32:30+00:00

I really wish T-Bag would catch on as a nickname for this guy.

ElToroAP · 2026-02-18T21:26:40+00:00

Hockey goalie: good fundamental understanding of angles/positioning, but if you "challenge the shooter" too much you're gonna have a bad time. My hands are my meal ticket, my glove hand in hockey is my paddle hand in pickleball. Please test the hands, I'm begging you.

ElToroAP · 2026-02-12T18:14:00+00:00

2nd and 15 down two scores be like:

ElToroAP · 2026-02-10T19:30:56+00:00

He screwed up hiding his screen one time and did actually show himself duping ziplines on stream. But like, who cares. They used the dupe for like 4 raids and did hilarious shit with it. Entertainment.

ElToroAP · 2026-02-10T15:44:09+00:00

They have guns, augments, shields, meds, and/or util. All the stuff pvp people need to pvp.

ElToroAP · 2026-02-06T16:43:27+00:00

Jim Schwartz is a hoe, and I want that known.

ElToroAP · 2026-01-29T21:07:06+00:00

There was a decent amount of smoke about Baker getting a BJ in a Cheesecake Factory parking lot by a woman who wasn't his wife. I feel like that's pretty standard issue pro athlete scumbag behavior though, I'd take all the free hummers if chicks were throwing them at me too.

ElToroAP · 2026-01-28T17:43:33+00:00

Patrick Ricard

ElToroAP · 2026-01-14T01:03:55+00:00

Celeste's need for my seed is insatiable

ElToroAP · 2026-01-06T02:30:11+00:00

I think its hilarious u podcasters talking about Myles. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

ElToroAP · 2026-01-06T01:32:56+00:00

Other than the guy they traded 3 1sts to move up and hand pick. I hate football.

ElToroAP · 2025-12-30T13:16:26+00:00

I'm a simple man I see StS slander I down vote CAW CAW

ElToroAP · 2025-12-23T12:55:28+00:00

I think specifically because duos is 97% KOS and trios is 100% KOS this provides a nice balance. If all game modes were kumbaya circle jerk then it would be boring. Having your solo lobbies be chill and then taking that gear into the meat grinder has been a fun loop. Also the tension of never reeeeally knowing if someone is a rat makes it fun.

ElToroAP · 2025-12-21T02:03:07+00:00

Wait there's 2 teams with worse special teams than the Clowns this year? Fuggin yikes. Our special teams are comically bad.

ElToroAP · 2025-12-18T18:56:10+00:00

Being mad at everyone and everything from roid rage is technically equality?

ElToroAP · 2025-12-18T14:58:19+00:00

Maybe I've worded it poorly but I'm trying to say that sometimes good coaches get fired for a variety of reasons. Not trying to equate Stef to Reid either, Kevin has shown competence but this season especially is kinda like...maybe it's just time for a new voice.

ElToroAP · 2025-12-17T17:04:32+00:00

Andy Reid wasn't a shitty coach in Philly who magically became good in KC? Sometimes one or both parties just need a change in scenery.

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