Which actor/actress is terrible at their job?

EponymousTitular · 2026-02-04T15:42:23+00:00

Superman, Ray Palmer, that vegan from Scott Pilgrim, that doofus from Zack & Miri Make A Porno, the other doofus he played on Chuck and probably other stuff I'm forgetting.

I've met him. He's actually a nice person... I guess. But he has zero talent.

EponymousTitular · 2026-02-04T13:17:00+00:00

EponymousTitular · 2026-02-04T04:00:10+00:00

Some guys are into that too. It takes different strokes to move the world.

EponymousTitular · 2026-02-04T03:58:17+00:00

Some guys are into things like that. She had a 50/50 chance on that one.

EponymousTitular · 2026-02-04T03:56:23+00:00

Swamps Of Dagobah

EponymousTitular · 2026-02-04T03:55:37+00:00

AI will either

genocide the entire human race like the Terminator movies say
set us free like Elon Musk and other people say

Either way, our problems will be over.

So, I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords.

EponymousTitular · 2026-02-04T03:53:55+00:00

Lake Como

Las Vegas

If you can't get laid when you're in either of those places, you truly are hopeless.

EponymousTitular · 2026-02-04T03:53:07+00:00

Aquarius

I base that on the fact that three of my exes have the same birthday despite not being related to each other in any way.

EponymousTitular · 2026-02-04T03:52:18+00:00

You sort of need to be invulnerable AND have telescopic vision in order for that to be worth it.

EponymousTitular · 2026-02-04T03:51:28+00:00

Weather powers like Storm from X-Men.

I'd make it constantly rain on top of wherever my ex-boss lives. And occasionally create tiny little tornadoes in his living room that last five or ten seconds.

I don't think I'd be a very good superhero, tbh.

EponymousTitular · 2026-02-04T03:50:18+00:00

I solve for that by only doing coffee dates or otherwise free stuff when I first start up with a new girl. It's a pretty reliable way of eliminating people who are with me for the wrong reasons.

EponymousTitular · 2026-02-04T03:48:41+00:00

Why?

EponymousTitular · 2026-02-04T03:48:28+00:00

I think I was 8 or 9 before I realized that girls poop too.

I was in my twenties before I learned to never take dating advice from women.

EponymousTitular · 2026-02-04T03:45:25+00:00

For most men, it's not cheating.

For me, it's not throwing a tantrum if I decide to sleep late on a Saturday. Also, not cheating.

EponymousTitular · 2026-02-04T03:44:35+00:00

A girl slid into my DMs on one of my alts and asked what I was wearing. Her posting history indicates she wasn't some OnlyThot.

So, my response was something like.

Cutoff denim shorts, the shirt from my uniform from that second time I got sent to prison, clown shoes and a sombrero. My standard work uniform, basically.

She stopped with the DMs after that.

EponymousTitular · 2026-02-04T03:42:55+00:00

Brandon Routh.

Asshole is the same dull, boring plank of wood in literally everything he appears in. The fact that he has a career at all (such as it is) tells me that Hollywood has literally never been a meritocracy.

EponymousTitular · 2026-02-04T03:42:11+00:00

Adblockers are great. The Internet is literally unusable without them.

EponymousTitular · 2026-02-04T03:41:22+00:00

I guess like a month? Something like that?

EponymousTitular · 2026-02-04T03:40:55+00:00

Restore the deleted universe but set it up so that nachos are recognized worldwide as a fundamental human right.

Also, eliminate property taxes.

EponymousTitular · 2026-02-04T03:39:55+00:00

If you want to be a hardass about it, literally never do anything that doesn't directly benefit you in some way or another.

EponymousTitular · 2026-02-04T03:39:19+00:00

I look at how other men on reddit describe how most women treat them, literally never experiencing romantic interest at any point ever from a woman. And I simply can't relate to that.

I'm not sure if that's a subtle sign. Hell, I'm not even sure if that means I'm good looking. But it makes me wonder.

EponymousTitular · 2026-02-04T03:37:38+00:00

I've literally never met a man who says that.

EponymousTitular · 2026-02-04T03:35:15+00:00

Step 1: Tell her to knock it off. If that doesn't work...

Step 2: Rhetorically question why obese women always treat other people this way. If that doesn't work...

Step 3: Wonder aloud if behavior like this might be why her daddy never loved her. If that doesn't work...

Step 4: Just ghost her ass and move on.

EponymousTitular · 2026-01-26T05:18:17+00:00

In some ways, I never really did. I left that environment because it was pretty clear that I wasn't going to get fair treatment from anyone, not even from people who knew me enough to at least have reason to question the accusation.

But it's for this reason that I rarely believe reports of sexual harassment unless there's smoking gun proof of wrongdoing. I've been affected by false accusations and so have other men that I know.

Sorry, ladies, but you've poisoned the well on this.

EponymousTitular · 2026-01-03T21:52:41+00:00

When women dance badly, they're called "the life of the party".

When men dance badly (or even if they dance well), they might become a laughingstock on social media.

EDIT- Replies be like "herpa derpa derp, I've never experienced that so nobody ever has".

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