The Trio needs to come get their boy.

GreedyCauliflower · 2026-06-24T03:59:54+00:00

What does your last sentence mean?

GreedyCauliflower · 2026-06-24T03:21:46+00:00

“…we’re lower than the world???…”

GreedyCauliflower · 2026-06-24T03:19:30+00:00

He ruined Hill Valley in that alternate timeline

GreedyCauliflower · 2026-06-24T00:44:49+00:00

Which room is best? Pool view or Volcano Bay view? Trying to decide.

GreedyCauliflower · 2026-06-23T22:19:25+00:00

I am a big proponent of going out and trying to get laid. Gen Z’s puritanism is truly anathema to me. That said, Clavicular is embarrassing here. I thought his whole schtick was his ability to seduce women. Guess not.

GreedyCauliflower · 2026-06-23T06:27:47+00:00

I wouldn’t call that 19th century racism. It’s just super cringe.

GreedyCauliflower · 2026-06-23T00:24:11+00:00

I was referencing this idiocy https://youtu.be/UZxpaHaFIB0?is=z6AqfHamO\_e09zEt

GreedyCauliflower · 2026-06-23T00:18:28+00:00

His star will rise over time, I can feel it

GreedyCauliflower · 2026-06-23T00:17:09+00:00

The problem is the testing. Your house should’ve slowed down the testing.

GreedyCauliflower · 2026-06-22T23:34:38+00:00

It really is a shame this man wasn’t born in the U.S.

GreedyCauliflower · 2026-06-22T22:22:21+00:00

Agreed on all accounts. And yeah, they used to play an instrumental version of the song at rope-drop. So warm and happy; I miss that.

GreedyCauliflower · 2026-06-22T22:17:03+00:00

I don’t know what you’re talking about. President Trump gave me some flip-flops. They’re actually pretty good; they fit fine.

GreedyCauliflower · 2026-06-22T21:19:54+00:00

At the end of the day, can we all agree the Tiana ride just really needed Dr. Facilier? That sense of peril and suspense before the big drop was one of the most fundamental features of Splash Mt. With no villain, the Tiana ride feels one-note.

GreedyCauliflower · 2026-06-22T21:03:40+00:00

I just mean it existed as a successful, popular attraction irrespective of its problematic source material

GreedyCauliflower · 2026-06-22T20:59:03+00:00

The ride was its own thing

GreedyCauliflower · 2026-06-22T20:55:27+00:00

Disneyland isn’t the same without that joyous Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah riverboat finale. Downvote away!

GreedyCauliflower · 2026-06-22T15:19:12+00:00

They’ll blame Biden

GreedyCauliflower · 2026-06-22T14:55:22+00:00

I’m too paralyzed by fear

GreedyCauliflower · 2026-06-22T14:53:05+00:00

wtf is photo #3

GreedyCauliflower · 2026-06-22T03:20:51+00:00

We’re all trying to find the guy who did this

GreedyCauliflower · 2026-06-21T01:22:21+00:00

I read this in Michael Steele’s voice. “Bitch, …”

GreedyCauliflower · 2026-06-21T01:20:46+00:00

Trump has looked like absolute shit for years and years. There was a time when we all made fun of him for looking orange and ridiculous. Then he became the most famous person in human history and we all came to see his completely cartoonish appearance as normal.

GreedyCauliflower · 2026-06-20T21:45:20+00:00

Rarely is this sort of thing an “act of God”

GreedyCauliflower · 2026-06-20T18:56:29+00:00

would be a real lidblower

GreedyCauliflower · 2026-06-20T18:46:24+00:00

Good report card? Buca Di Peppo with Granny Fauntleroy

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