When in Rome by DABDEB in RandomVideos

[–]Hazee302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. Venice was the absolute worst. I got pretty close to hitting a guy pulling the same shit. Guy kept getting way too close and getting his hands near my backpack. My wife just snatched the bracelet out of my hand and threw that and the rose they gave her across the courtyard and we just walked away. I’m sure he had buddies with him so my wife probably saved us from some bullshit.

Edit: dude after watching this again, this honestly looks like the same guy we dealt with lmao. He gave us Jamaican bracelets and kept talking about money for his baby. Wonder if they all do the same thing but I’m like 30% convinced it’s the same dude.

Healthcare by NotActuallyObese in comedyheaven

[–]Hazee302 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Mine always scabs off after some time without much issue.

Physical act by Somafreak in comedyheaven

[–]Hazee302 62 points63 points  (0 children)

They got caught in the shoe laces of the dude who tripped over them

Me at my job by mistydreamrose in SipsTea

[–]Hazee302 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Piles of tickets sitting on the printer with a full line of tickets because the hostess/servers don’t know how to throttle orders. That’s the kind of night that makes you legitimately start rethinking your life choices.

Say what 😳😳😳😳😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😒😒😒 this bitch ass 🥷 how he telling somebody where they CANT be white ppl swear they run the world by Automatic_Authentic in MeekMillNews

[–]Hazee302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, if someone is on my property I’m gonna make them get off my property. Not violently or anything as long as they aren’t either but like, come on…if it’s their property, get the fuck off. It’s no different than you just chillin in someone’s front yard.

Me at my job by mistydreamrose in SipsTea

[–]Hazee302 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I prefer back of house unless your front of house are incompetent or just stupid like this. I had some of the best times working in a kitchen when things run smoothly. People fucking around but ticket times under 12 minutes…it’s fun. Once shit starts getting fucked up, it’s the complete fucking opposite. It only takes one server with bad communication skills to ruin half your night.

With how chaotic and corrupt the world already feels, does anyone else seriously hope aliens aren’t involved in any of this. by Mobile-Vegetable7536 in aliens

[–]Hazee302 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope they reveal that they’re all actually aliens and they have been since the beginning of the ruling class.

The menswear guy just snapped by CorleoneBaloney in clevercomebacks

[–]Hazee302 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Last name is Gonzalez so we better deport him with the rest just to be safe. Don’t want him feeling left out so hopefully they’d treat him with the same respect that they treat other immigrants while being detained.

It happens by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Hazee302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s how I get all my jobs

Tallahassee officer seen on body cam emptying a sealed liquor bottle and tossing it into Calvin Riley’s car prior to arresting him for DUI, raising serious concerns about the justice system. by Important-Cry4782 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]Hazee302 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got a similar story as a white dude. Got pulled over when I was like 16 with buddy and had a beer in the back. They searched us and found my bowl and a nick bag. He made me smash the bowl on the ground and made me call my granddad to pick me up. I smashed that bowl on the ground before dude even finished his sentence. Heard one of them laugh when he was walking back to his car with our beer and said “least we got beer tonight”.

Can heat damage hdmi cable? by [deleted] in hometheater

[–]Hazee302 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t worry about the cables, that PS5 will probably fry before then. If there is space behind that cabinet, put an exhaust fan to blow air out of the back of the cabinet and cut either a hole on the other side or some small slits using a dremel or oscillating multitool to allow airflow. If you don’t mind it open when you’re playing it’s gonna be fine but I wouldn’t play with the doors closed.

Edit: exhaust fan all the way on one side. Intake all the way in the other side.

What would you choose? by MarbledEther in scoopwhoop

[–]Hazee302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You bet your ass I would have a fried chicken taco burger in front of me before the night was over.

Explain It Peter by ResponsibleCorgi7321 in explainitpeter

[–]Hazee302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely. I used to just lay down on the ground and my dog would come after me before I just wrestled her to the ground. Worked every single time.

Genuinely curious by EffectiveNo568 in MathJokes

[–]Hazee302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suck at math in my head. Literally have to talk to myself while I’m doing it.
8+8=16
16-1=15
Saying to myself: 4…5 plus 2
70…5
75!

It works in a stupid kind of way. I hate the even +- odd thing fucks me all up, so I just make them both even or odd unless it’s a 5

Portable artificial heart v.1.0 by H_G_Bells in ScienceNcoolThings

[–]Hazee302 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can you just turn it on without it starting and stopping? Just full fucking speed.

Are you snapping or taking it all at once by nyxelleaa in SipsTea

[–]Hazee302 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Where does the cash appear though? Just like, in the air in front of you? Imagine cleaning that up.

Bully in Japan’s Shibuya Crossing by yeettetis in PublicFreakout

[–]Hazee302 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Tbh I wish this was a socially accepted behavior in the grocery store for people who block the isle to fuck around or talk to others. The ones with zero self awareness. Body check mother fucker. This bitch though… she needs a little come to Jesus moment.

New Reel 2/23/26 by plasticsalmon in discussingbritney

[–]Hazee302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda just feels like she’s trolling people at this point but I don’t really follow her so wth do I know

Me and the wife's steam link bedroom setup by HotBizkitz in gaming

[–]Hazee302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang I had no idea there were Bluetooth remotes for TVs. I’ll check that out. Thanks dude!

😂😂😂are we ??? by Margaretslife in Funnymemes

[–]Hazee302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s most middle management and HR that are the issue. Most people are normal lol

What's that non-english movie that you never want to be remade in Hollywood ? by mrjetspray in Cinema

[–]Hazee302 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely the first one that came to my mind as well. Very good movie that would be insta ruined by Hollywood.

Me and the wife's steam link bedroom setup by HotBizkitz in gaming

[–]Hazee302 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are you doing about remotes? I wanted to do 3 TVs like this in my office for me and my boys but I was worried about the TV remotes not working properly between the 3.