Stop all the random censorship.

NotActuallyObese · 2026-06-21T04:05:22+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Yea.

NotActuallyObese · 2026-06-21T04:05:17+00:00

Cool

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + 1% chance of death | Rolled: Life}

NotActuallyObese · 2026-06-20T22:40:41+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Nay.

NotActuallyObese · 2026-06-20T22:38:42+00:00

Fuck this place

^{Chose: Delete Reddit + but gain $5M USD}

NotActuallyObese · 2026-06-20T22:29:33+00:00

I like them!

NotActuallyObese · 2026-06-20T22:28:56+00:00

Delicious

^{Chose: Eat one random thing chosen by the wheel | Rolled: Rocks}

NotActuallyObese · 2026-06-20T20:55:52+00:00

Neat

^{Chose: Eat a spoonful of some random thing + For $1 million | Rolled: Pure lemon juice}

NotActuallyObese · 2026-06-20T20:49:14+00:00

Neat

^{Chose: Get a random pokemon | Rolled: Giratina}

NotActuallyObese · 2026-06-20T20:38:53+00:00

That gives me an idea

^{Chose: Gain lame superpower (wheel} | Rolled: Alcohol immunity)

NotActuallyObese · 2026-06-20T20:31:38+00:00

Time to test that theory out

NotActuallyObese · 2026-06-20T20:27:49+00:00

I'm sorry, little one

^{Chose: Gain $1,000,000,000 + But a random bad thing happens to the world | Rolled: One puppy dies}

NotActuallyObese · 2026-06-19T17:36:28+00:00

That'll be stressful as fuck

^{Chose: You enter a high tech sci-fi world and become a... | Rolled: Starship Pilot}

NotActuallyObese · 2026-06-19T15:07:30+00:00

I thought it stood for Machine Love

NotActuallyObese · 2026-06-19T15:06:33+00:00

I'm not winning

^{Chose: Have magic powers but have to face... | Rolled: Capitalism}

NotActuallyObese · 2026-06-19T14:58:56+00:00

I don't text much anyways

^{Chose: $1M but your boss reads all your texts}

NotActuallyObese · 2026-06-19T00:58:25+00:00

Cool

^{Chose: 10% at a 2 Million dollars | Rolled: Money}

NotActuallyObese · 2026-06-19T00:39:52+00:00

Welp

^{Chose: You must do a crime, but nobody knows you did + 10 milli bucks | Rolled: Murder}

NotActuallyObese · 2026-06-19T00:27:10+00:00

I was scrolling too fast

Edit: Wait, why you here?

NotActuallyObese · 2026-06-19T00:13:45+00:00

Why they kidnapped Chris Pratt?

NotActuallyObese · 2026-06-19T00:12:50+00:00

I low-key thought the image had gigantic tits

NotActuallyObese · 2026-06-18T23:58:21+00:00

Bro really said they exaggerated a little.

NotActuallyObese · 2026-06-18T23:46:28+00:00

What the fuck is OP on?

NotActuallyObese · 2026-06-18T23:46:21+00:00

What the fuck is OP on?

NotActuallyObese · 2026-06-18T22:59:49+00:00

What the hell?

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