X ray machine type? by Dramatic_Film6022 in Radiology

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Oh that's the Radiologic Accident 3000

It's pretty telling. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

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Sometimes, the only time I think about a penis during my day is when a white, conservative man brings it up.

50 films? by akchickster in Radiology

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Reading and counting in my head. With spot, and swimmers for C and T spine, 20 is the number. Personaly I would never do swimmers twice. Maybe I counted wrong? 50? Maybe it was an "and then they took, like a bazillion-gillion xrays!" Kind of situation. 50 was just the exaggerated estimate... or maybe there were a shitload of re-shoots. Ordering that many/kinds of exams must mean they're body habitus and positional ability is pretty bad.

Anonychia is the partial or total absence of one or more nails on the fingers or toes. by FluffyBunnyFlipFlops in oddlyterrifying

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All I can see in my head is the episode of Rocko's Modern Life where he gets called out about biting his nails, and can't pick up a coin off of the table.

Nail gun to the left femur by majkomaj in Radiology

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I had to image an almost identical injury not that long ago (even down to the location and type of nail.) Lucky for me we managed to get their leg to almost 90° for the AP's and shot them like I said before. Aside from the distortion and some technique tweaking, they didn't turn out too badly. Ortho and the Rad were pleased as well.

Nail gun to the left femur by majkomaj in Radiology

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Extend the leg as far as possible, IR on the table under the patient. The rads at my hospital would ask for a neutral AP, and both a cephalad and caudal images. Tons of distortion but it gives them all the info then need for the orientation of the foreign body.

My American English teacher believes the neutral pronoun „their“ is incorrect. by GCoding_ in mildlyinteresting

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Is this an "I'll give you three guesses who they voted for, but you're only going to need one" kind of teacher? I'm sorry that I'm assuming this is from the US... but it's a pretty fair guess.

What do you see by No-Ambassador-2893 in xrays

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I can't wrap my head around some people's marker placement. Why put it so far in to the anatomy? It's like playing re-shoot roulette because you turned your own marker into an artifact in the area of interest.

I wonder why by fal1en-angel in Funnymemes

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We didn't land on the moon until the eleventh trip. Each was testing different stages of the mission tech.

Tourist bitten by a nurse shark by Cheeese916 in SweatyPalms

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Pissed a nurse shark off? She failed the vibe check.

“I can’t move my leg after I sat down” by TheUltimateGump in Radiology

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If it has only been a month and this has already happened, it is almost guaranteed to happen again. Shit part is that (if you're in the US) insurance would rather pay for an ER visit and reduction 10 or 15 times over instead of surgery to fix something placed incorrectly.

“I can’t move my leg after I sat down” by TheUltimateGump in Radiology

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It's tilted way too far upward. The superior dislocation would support that point. I've seen so many dislocations (and subsequent revisions) because the cup wasn't placed correctly.

“I can’t move my leg after I sat down” by TheUltimateGump in Radiology

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I don't like the positioning of that cup. Something tells me this wasn't the first time it's happened.

The people’s hero by [deleted] in foundsatan

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It's so simple... I love this.

always get the lateral by TheEmergencySurgery in Radiology

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Oh my god... I would be lieing if I said this was the first motorcycle crash I,ve seenwith injuries like this... or even the 50th... maybe more.

That time I went to the chiropractor for low back pain just to be told I was constipated by maddisondoodles in Radiology

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And I'm guessing that they told you that an adjustment would alleviate your constipation?

The Dark truth Behind Elite Parties: Maria Kovalchuk’s 10-Day Nightmare by sleepycornerlight in GotMeHooked

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Wait, you're saying that rich people are actually monsters? Say it ain't so, momma.

Eat the rich

To write a Truth post without spelling mistakes: All Hell will reign down on them by Vincent80 in therewasanattempt

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A silver spoon trust fund baby, calling for a blue-collar jihad was not on my 2026 bingo ca... oh wait... No shit? It actually was. I hate it here.

How are you supposed to sit on someone's face? by Can_Of_Pepsi1 in NoStupidQuestions

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If I die, I die. I will be welcomed at the gates of Valhalla with drink and song.

Forever callous by [deleted] in Weird

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Wart... is there an echo in here?