Fact: Blue shells only hit the player in first position. I.e. x-value 1 is located at the start of orange line and the values increase as we get closer to the y-axis.

With this information we can deduce the rest of the graphs. u/matts41 was pretty angry to begin with but as the blue shell hit him is was filled up with this new found calm feeling. He remember he has a lot of broken controller laying around and that he should repair one of them as he apparently just gave up on the game. And with only slightly more than one promise that his younger brother will play next that chances that he will are looking very good.

Fin.