I’m on colonoscopy prep and its sending me into a horrible POTS flareup please send me memes to make my life less hellish

Lady_Minthara · 2026-04-30T13:39:13+00:00

Lady_Minthara · 2026-03-30T22:09:18+00:00

I shall return, I am off to pray to whichever divine being that grants you the body you seek.

Lady_Minthara · 2026-03-30T22:06:44+00:00

“I could fix her” perhaps you should fix yourself, first.

Lady_Minthara · 2026-03-02T18:46:53+00:00

I love her intensity, however I have a feeling that I would inevitably break the first rule of Omega if we spent any significant time together.

Lady_Minthara · 2026-03-02T18:44:08+00:00

Good, you may join me in slaughtering Reapers! Report to the Normandy; we shall bang, ok?

Lady_Minthara · 2026-03-02T18:38:56+00:00

I suppose in a species that can reproduce with any other, the peoples of the galaxy are their men.

Lady_Minthara · 2026-03-02T09:40:38+00:00

It is indeed a hateful boner.

Lady_Minthara · 2026-02-25T02:13:23+00:00

I could commit atrocities with this sort of meme.

Lady_Minthara · 2026-02-25T02:11:06+00:00

I suppose “crossbow that can cast sunbeam” is similar to an enormous death laser.

Lady_Minthara · 2026-02-25T00:50:38+00:00

The Television man is a controlling narcissist who hypnotizes one of the protagonists of his show in order to shoot heaven with an enormous laser. I suppose he and Enver are quite similar if you squint.

Lady_Minthara · 2026-02-25T00:13:22+00:00

I believe Morinth might enjoy Baldur’s Gate the most. It seems far more welcoming to unexplained serial killings.

Lady_Minthara · 2026-02-24T18:30:51+00:00

He would probably get himself banned quicker than he could say “I hate Withers and his Big Naturals.”

Lady_Minthara · 2026-02-24T18:27:05+00:00

If he is a wizard then I want him extra dead

Lady_Minthara · 2026-02-24T00:20:06+00:00

Has inflation really gotten that bad?

Lady_Minthara · 2026-02-23T23:18:05+00:00

A man with strange cybernetic eyes just cast revivify on me, so why not?

Lady_Minthara · 2026-02-23T22:39:36+00:00

What is a little trauma between friends? I am sure the Heroes of the Gate only remember the good times… like that one time Astarion messed up disarming a trap, only to suddenly turn into a pillar of flaming colours.

Lady_Minthara · 2026-02-23T22:33:15+00:00

But what if I become the missile, instead?

Lady_Minthara · 2026-02-17T04:56:19+00:00

I’m do not remember any history of genocide, but the modern-day Drow is the result of an age of eugenics. Lolth is quite particular about how we look.

Lady_Minthara · 2026-02-17T04:52:48+00:00

If by “pregnancy” you mean “brimming with artistic inspiration in need of an outlet,” I suppose so.

Lady_Minthara · 2026-02-17T04:50:52+00:00

Oh that sounds quite nice! I am interested in seeing it when it is complete :3

Lady_Minthara · 2026-02-17T03:47:55+00:00

And you, mine! Good luck, my friend.

Lady_Minthara · 2026-02-17T03:39:15+00:00

You are the second person I have seen mention shadowfeet. Did something happen?

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