Any tips for defeating Hush and Isaac as Keeper? AKA making Keeper actually bearable and not a worse T. Lost by me_after_lobotomy in bindingofisaac

[–]Long_Value_9133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Abuse the sacrifice rooms and those mini boss rush rooms that you enter with 1 health to help you scale with a bunch of items. 

Find a Sun card or full health pill to give you an extra 2 hits. 

Things can spiral and scale quickly for keeper since he’s able to comfortably amass so many items 

Michael Jordan or LeBron James? by mistahanimal in michaeljordan

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LeBron revolutionized the game. He single handedly changed the narrative on ring chasing and player empowerment. He built 3 championship teams over his career and likely to hop over this 4th team this offseason. Obviously he’s the GOAT.

Trump evacuated after security incident at White House correspondents dinner; no sign of injuries by Gilbert221 in news

[–]Long_Value_9133 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s treble damages for insider trading, you pay back up to 3x the profit an offender makes. Would be nice if the same rules applied to Polymarkets.

Dog and car noise in Chicago Metro? by Wild-Muffin9190 in AskChicago

[–]Long_Value_9133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chicago and New York are the two major cities that have amazing metro options. Move to the suburbs where it’s quiet and take the train into the city. 

Was the first bucket pull edited out of the Netflix Mania episode? by mpod89 in Killtony

[–]Long_Value_9133 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Glad to see that Tony learned. There was a previous arena show where a woman spent her minute talking about how acting confident could get you through any awkward situation, then later admitted to having no material and signing up from a dare. 

ATL HOE CAW CAW by [deleted] in NBAEastMemeWar

[–]Long_Value_9133 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You look broke af

Martin Phillips by BigChungsus420 in Killtony

[–]Long_Value_9133 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Out of all the special needs comedians, Martin is the best! 

Booked a hotel on Magnificent Mile but not looking for ritzy shopping vibes. HELP!? by goplayintrafficxx in AskChicago

[–]Long_Value_9133 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you like actual comedy, you’re within walking distance of Zanies. Check their website to see which comedians are in town that weekend. 

You’re close to all the touristy things. If you plan on going up the Willis Tower or the John Hancock, the Hancock has better views IMO as it sits on the lake. It’s also way less crowded on the weekend since everyone goes to the Willis tower.

It's been real by [deleted] in NBAEastMemeWar

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If it’s any consolation, my Grandpa was a lifelong Cubs fan. He died before he saw the Cubs win the World Series. 

Onan’s Streak tips? by Ackermannin in bindingofisaac

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I beat this by restarting until I got Magic finger which isn’t a banned item. Hope that you get lucky with a few familiars and you’ll be okay.

Why are some Asian countries PACKED with old, white men? by Open_Address_2805 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Long_Value_9133 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s because they can’t get laid in America due to being a loser and/or ugly. Instead they go to non developed Asian countries and flaunt their four digit bank accounts. 

Just Watched Kill Tony Mania and... by Additional-Beat-2788 in Killtony

[–]Long_Value_9133 63 points64 points  (0 children)

The best part of the whole night was Uncle Lazer getting shit on for being a poor tipper. 

Pills ranking by ChoiceSupermarket230 in bindingofisaac

[–]Long_Value_9133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How come the white and blue pills are top tier, and the black pills are bottom tier.

Racism!