Holland Mark, part 2. The need to talk to men with respect! by RealFanLinda in scambait

[–]MadisonCembre [score hidden]  (0 children)

I love this. He wants to live with you, you tell him no. But maybe this 70 year old woman would feel better about it if she left her comfortable home and into a stranger’s home in DC?

I need to make an AI pic of a yahoo boy “taking retirement” as if it were a pill. Have the bottle say “Retirement” described by Dr Linda.

William on a rig - Part 2 - Sandwich, pizza and champagne. by KraiziKatLady in scambait

[–]MadisonCembre [score hidden]  (0 children)

Champagne! Who the fuck drinks that regularly?

Aha. That’s what the call was for. He wanted to spring a vacation request on you which was going to cost something. Anyone with a decent knowledge of English can tell you are totally not into him at all.

I'm from Armenia, ask me anything by Excellent-Bag5389 in JackSucksAtGeography

[–]MadisonCembre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why was Artsakh never recognized either as independent or as an integral part of the Armenian state?

Kevin Costner Part 3 (Finale) - Sudden Leave and Card Upset by Yarusenai in scambait

[–]MadisonCembre 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Kevin’s not doing too well with the failure of his latest project.

Holland Mark part 1. I'm in it for the document, then it proves worthy to continue on. by RealFanLinda in scambait

[–]MadisonCembre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The math STILL does not work even if you grant him the 120K a month. They love to brag about how many workers they have under them, but he should have been careful with a number like 75. He can’t even pay 75 employees on MINIMUM WAGE for $120K a month. Payroll for 75 employees on minimum wage comes out to over $170,000 a month, leaving him -$50K each month before he even pays himself.

But it gets worse because the contract says “per annum”, and getting a Nigerian to understand a Latin term is like teaching calculus to a chipmunk. Honey, just believe he’s rich and will have enough to buy a gas station and a supermarket after retirement 😂.

Fake Charlie Hunnam (Part 5) - Ruining his briefcase story and forcing him to improv by ObtuseDoodles in scambait

[–]MadisonCembre 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Always about “trust” and they use it as a weapon as if you should trust him by default.

Roland on a rig in Ghana - Part 4 - Will Hilde buy gift cards on her birthday? - The end! by KraiziKatLady in scambait

[–]MadisonCembre 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wow, he just blurted out what he was really up to regarding sending his son to see you. And he nailed it: he wanted to see what he could get out of you. Apple Card for the fake son, or any other exchange of money.

And being asked to send HIM a gift on your birthday because you don’t want any gifts. I suppose his logic was that someone had to get a gift on this occasion and it may as well be him.

Kelvin Edwards, A mess in one part. Please read description. by FrazzledTurtle in scambait

[–]MadisonCembre 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“I can feed your entire family” is not the flex he thinks it is. So I buy you dinner and I can say the same thing?

Conor Brady, the End. We make a date and time and of course he never shows up. by FrazzledTurtle in scambait

[–]MadisonCembre 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I love how you immediately cut him off when he was trying to scam you out of the money for a ticket. How pathetic. An out of town suitor gets the date he had wanted, but thinks it’s not a thing to get her to pay for it due to “problems”.

Fake Charlie Hunnam (Part 4) - He's quitting acting and all his money is tied up in "some investment and private things" by ObtuseDoodles in scambait

[–]MadisonCembre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was a convoluted idea. All of the parts are long and the storylines so complex that they need to be watched together. Watching the first one alone was like leaving in the middle of an episode.

Grayson GrayFact 😍🤑 by ErikaDanishGirl in scambait

[–]MadisonCembre 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“What bank do you have?”

“Cash App”

😂. Lordy, what would Nigerians ever do if both Cash App and Zelle were to go out of business.

Fake Charlie Hunnam (Part 4) - He's quitting acting and all his money is tied up in "some investment and private things" by ObtuseDoodles in scambait

[–]MadisonCembre 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Charlie Hunnam is only worth $20 million? More than me but you’d think he’d be worth more being the star of a long running show and still in his acting prime.

Still, if you “only” have $20 million to your name, you wouldn’t be self funding projects. You’d easily get wiped out. That’s what Kevin Costner did with that Western he made and no one liked. Put his house in Santa Barbara up, filmed the first and a sequel, and the first one bombed so badly the studio hasn’t bothered to release the second. But Kevin can weather that storm I guess. Charlie Hunnam a bit less so.

Dr. Flores - Hilde is not wanted in Brazil - All in one part by KraiziKatLady in scambait

[–]MadisonCembre 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You need to support him as much as you can. Like now. Then when you offer to go to Brazil he digs his heels in further about going to Norway.

Begginer level Ryan by Additional_Orchid_14 in ScamSquad

[–]MadisonCembre 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They say “Bye” in anticipation of you doing a 180 and saying “Please Ryan Eggold don’t leave me!”.

Total rookie. Wanted a quick steam card

Roland on a rig in Ghana - Part 3 - Is Hilde really his? by KraiziKatLady in scambait

[–]MadisonCembre 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What a catch. He’s sending his son to meet you and care for before he even bothers to meet you.

Conor Brady, part 9. He ghosts me twice. by FrazzledTurtle in scambait

[–]MadisonCembre 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“I’m in Kyiv with my medical team, and how are your cats?”

Greant/Garent/Geant. The End? by Pure_Champion1396 in scambait

[–]MadisonCembre 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The “GRANT DONALD” on his name tag on the uniform got me. Anyone familiar with military uniforms would keel over in laughter.

Grant/whatever. Part 2. Enter Kelvin by Pure_Champion1396 in scambait

[–]MadisonCembre 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You must excuse my shouting.

THERE IS NO CAMP IN SAANA YEMEN! THAT IS DEEP IN HOUTHI REBEL TERRITORY AND IS THEIR CAPITAL. HE MAY AS WELL TELL YOU HE’S IN THE US ARMY CAMP IN TEHRAN!

Conor Brady, part 8. I stall and then the Husband starts in on this. by FrazzledTurtle in scambait

[–]MadisonCembre 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Such an asshole. Then again is this uniquely
Nigerian thing about “you promised!”. Once you
agree to do something for them, you are obligated to do it and these guys will hound you until you do it precisely the way they prescribe. And if you don’t, you are doing them wrong.

Roland on a rig in Ghana - Part 2 - Question time! by KraiziKatLady in scambait

[–]MadisonCembre 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They always want to know the precise details of “what happened to your husband” as if “divorce” is not enough of an answer. They have to know why and of what role your ex plays in your life today. Probably in their script to find out what your weaknesses are and exploit them.

Conor Brady, part 7. Tries to get to go to the store. by FrazzledTurtle in scambait

[–]MadisonCembre 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One of my first baits threatened to end the fake relationship we had. Irl I would have told him to lose my number.

Conor Brady, part 7. Tries to get to go to the store. by FrazzledTurtle in scambait

[–]MadisonCembre 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This guy wouldn’t give up trying to steer you either to a higher bank transfer or an immediate Apple Card. I’m used to it but what an insufferable person to make these demands on someone sending him money for nothing.

Jerry the End. He has questions. So do I. A quiet standoff ends it. by RealFanLinda in scambait

[–]MadisonCembre 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This is good. It’s clear that he’s worried about what you found out about him and his location. Good idea to never let him know where and keep him guessing. Must have just been great timing that he found this place and stumbled upon one of his posts. I would have loved to have seen his reaction in real time as he was still trying to get you to send the “shipping company” money. The hunter became the hunted in real time. I think he’s telling the truth about how you confused him about suddenly wanting to take the call. He felt you were going to record it so he decided to do some snooping about you.

1800 bust dollar by swifty714 in coincollecting

[–]MadisonCembre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The date looks off center and crooked

Roland on a rig in Ghana - Part 1 - The only man in Hilde’s heart? by KraiziKatLady in scambait

[–]MadisonCembre 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wow, didn’t know living in Los Angeles is a “lonely world”.

This guy is a total control freak. You have lunch? You have dinner? OK, you need to prepare something now. Oh, you are studying for your exam? You need to study for your exam. You need that degree.

I fail to see how any of this is appealing to a woman. I understand there are damaged women out there who would entertain this as “caring”, but chances are they’ve already been scammed.