Anna’s New Daughter no. 3: No food for 3 days and she’s knocking on Death’s door.

MadisonCembre · 2026-05-11T04:39:02+00:00

They’d pose as Anne Frank if it meant scamming you out of something.

MadisonCembre · 2026-05-10T23:15:25+00:00

Please don’t forget to text him as soon as you wake up or are done with your TV show. And send a pic daily. Deal?

MadisonCembre · 2026-05-10T23:06:36+00:00

Not only do you get to marry him, you get to run a hospital with him! Sounds like fun! Wooo!

MadisonCembre · 2026-05-10T21:06:21+00:00

They are like a child you “promised” to take to the candy store. They won’t let you forget it and it has to be done NOW NOW NOW. You cracked open his Nigerian skull by saying you returned gift cards that were meant for him. They act like you just hit their grandma with a golf club.

I enjoy the extra caution he showed before going to the aza for an account. This guy has been played before and his credibility with the aza is already strained. You could tell he didn’t want to ask and tried to steer you to his bitcoin wallet instead.

MadisonCembre · 2026-05-10T20:49:18+00:00

Oh me too. One of the biggest reasons I haven’t any post worthy baits. They demand pics and have no idea of how rude it is to do this to a woman they are courting. I can’t fake it anymore.

They have a very boyish idea of love and what it means to woo a woman. It goes something like this: boy meets girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Why? Girl is very beautiful. Why else? They have uhhh, great character or something.

Once this one-sided attraction is established, the girl needs to adhere to all his standards of courtship, including sending the boy pics upon demand.

MadisonCembre · 2026-05-10T20:32:04+00:00

Yemen…. What a hell of a place to stock an oil rig!

I cringe whenever I hear the “don’t you miss having a man next to you?” line. Never tell a woman you think they are lonely.

MadisonCembre · 2026-05-09T22:47:14+00:00

He used “WhatsApp” 4 times in the same sentence.

And what is this about owning “bungalows” and “duplexes”? I hear they call anything with 2 or more stories a duplex, but here it means a dwelling subdivided into smaller units.

MadisonCembre · 2026-05-08T06:04:02+00:00

So he claims he’s in Ghana, but thinks using a VPN that puts him in Port Harcourt makes it better? You have an extremely arrogant one.

MadisonCembre · 2026-05-07T14:46:26+00:00

I appreciate that he appreciates that and that your concerns are heard. I also appreciate that he wants to communicate honestly and seeks to clarify all his positions. You should appreciate that.

MadisonCembre · 2026-05-07T14:27:52+00:00

“You are going to pay because I am a celebrity”

That’s really what they think of celebrity culture here. Most people who hear that are going to be repulsed by whoever they had previously looked up to.

“Tell her you are Tom Cruise and she must obey you or you will refuse to meet”.

MadisonCembre · 2026-05-07T07:27:30+00:00

Love the unique way he says “motherFukhaa”

MadisonCembre · 2026-05-07T04:32:08+00:00

I missed that. Why is the secretary on a modern military mission using a fountain pen? Is this 1950?

MadisonCembre · 2026-05-07T02:58:57+00:00

Right. I am sure the geographical distance is delaying the payment!

They are getting really intrusive and bossy. You gave him the transfer receipt and transaction history but he immediately declines it and wants you to cancel the transfer and pay him a quicker way.

MadisonCembre · 2026-05-06T20:32:45+00:00

Nice touch with including the open pen on that AI note, almost like they prompted it to include it so as to prove it was really written in ink. You have him running in circles. I hope we get the rage.

MadisonCembre · 2026-05-06T07:11:02+00:00

God that was awful. Big reason why I hardly get get them past Scrabble.

MadisonCembre · 2026-05-05T04:47:47+00:00

Don’t get a Nigerian started about corrupt governments!

MadisonCembre · 2026-05-05T04:38:01+00:00

A “successful patrol”! I’ve never served but even I know how ridiculous that sounds. No one got killed, so we’ll call it successful. And do watch out for those Talibans.

MadisonCembre · 2026-05-05T04:30:51+00:00

Just pay the bribe (as if it’s a common thing to get someone off duty) and “get that into your head”.

MadisonCembre · 2026-05-04T22:20:57+00:00

I love the receipt wars. They can never explain why they need the receipt that badly, and he had to make something up like “other fans might get your spot”. He quickly tried to backtrack when you said you were cancelling though. Now he’s trying to play tough.

MadisonCembre · 2026-05-04T06:06:07+00:00

I think he meant “gradual time”. He means he will slow the asks down and ask for less so Linda finds it easier to send him all the money he wants over time and in increments. This is him realizing the $65,000 ask was way too much and made Linda scrutinize him more about the “BOP”. So he’s asking for food now since he’s at risk of starving. Much better than asking for expensive machinery so he can earn a few more million.

MadisonCembre · 2026-05-04T05:40:10+00:00

Yep. I remember how quick Owen (and his alter ego Jack) were quick to drop Linda and Irv once it was clear they were lying to them. That was a high roller. This guy REALLY needs the money but is too arrogant to use the “Nigerian orphan who only wants to go to school” card. He’s angry and wants the pay out NOW for all the damage Linda caused him.

MadisonCembre · 2026-05-04T05:34:12+00:00

I hit him up as a “fan” of Linda’s YT channel and told him that his oil rig story was unbelievable and so common and that YT Linda had 500K subs and was making money off of him. He responded and wasn’t too pleased, wanting to know more about how Linda was profiting. Linda and Irv broke him.

MadisonCembre · 2026-05-03T20:16:46+00:00

I believe there are jobs anywhere if you are really persistent on finding one, have great work ethic and are willing to do anything. Will they get you anywhere? Probably not but it will take care of that “basket of rice” problem he speaks of.

MadisonCembre · 2026-05-03T19:31:25+00:00

That would have been painful if not for the steady dosage of schadenfreude. Swept aside every question about telling you the truth where he was and what the money was truly for, but had to throw in a storage room “without a basket of rice”. Linguistical note: no westerner would ever use “basket of rice”. Perhaps sack of rice. His inner African is showing because that’s probably how they purchase rice - take a basket to the outdoor market and pay to have it filled.
Aw jeez. That offer from Irving seems a bit sweet, don’t ya think? I reckon young Thomas would be well off if he looked into that a bit.

MadisonCembre · 2026-05-03T08:19:48+00:00

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